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3661
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:48:26 PM »
pokemon
random crits have always been the bane of my existence
nice avatar(the eevee one)
that eevee gif is sooooo fucking cute
3662
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:47:49 PM »
"guys archery in skyrim is hard! i swear! sneaking isnt easy as shit and the enemy AI is complex and nuanced!"
Do you naturally just sound like a retard or do you have to try?
youre my favorite member of this forum, truly
3663
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:44:56 PM »
"guys archery in skyrim is hard! i swear! sneaking isnt easy as shit and the enemy AI is complex and nuanced!"
3664
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:44:08 PM »
> mfw midg spouts nonsense about games he doesnt understand 
3665
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:42:44 PM »
Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?
Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.
Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.
LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
swordplay is the least mechanically and intellectually intensive mechanic in the game. im about [ ] this close to rewarding you with a dunce cap.
Except you're wrong again. Skyrim has pretty good sword mechanics (like Dark Souls) and I don't see how it's lacking in intellectual "intensity". Just like Dark Souls, Skyrim's magic is stupid BS that allows you to cheese your way through the game. Getting into the thick of it is much harder, and planning out attacks with bows and being stealthy is also hard. To say otherwise is ignorant.
You're also forgetting that it's an overall fun game, and if a game is fun it's successful and good. There's no disputing this. Skyrim is one of the funnest games I've played.
you might be the funniest person on this forum
Nothing to counter my points? Looks like I'm right, again.
go ahead and tell yourself that buddy
skyrim's melee combat is so fucking one dimensional its hilarious. spam attack, shield bash every once in a while, gg. easy as fuck. archery is even easier. you have to actively ignore all the free shit the game gives you to succeed in order to make it difficult at all. alchemy/enchanting make the already extremely shallow combat so much easier, only a child could struggle in that game. there's nothing remotely challenging about skyrim. if you had a hard time in skyrim, it's not because the game is difficult, it's because you're a fucking moron without working hands.
it is a fun game, because i can mindlessly walk around killing shit in a high fantasy setting with a pretty atmosphere and nice music. beyond that, it has little to no merit and is one of the worst "RPGs" ever released.
Sounds like your wrongful opinion of Skyrim is shoved so far up your ass your brain is drowning in shit and giving out shit opinions. Archery is easy? LOL idiot alert. Shield bash and win? LOL retard alarm. Literally upping the difficulty solves ALL those problems and makes the game more challenging and interesting. That's why difficulty settings are there, to be USED. If you don't use them, you're a shit-for-brains - oh wait.
The funny thing is Skyrim is praised as one of the best RPGs of recent times, and it is.
i played on the highest difficulty setting. 1000+ hours. lol.
i genuinely pity you if a game like skyrim actually challenges you. you must be one of the most incompetent gamers that ever lived
Too bad I know you're lying. You've used excuses like that before.
whatever makes you feel better man. lol.
3666
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:38:48 PM »
Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?
Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.
Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.
LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
swordplay is the least mechanically and intellectually intensive mechanic in the game. im about [ ] this close to rewarding you with a dunce cap.
Except you're wrong again. Skyrim has pretty good sword mechanics (like Dark Souls) and I don't see how it's lacking in intellectual "intensity". Just like Dark Souls, Skyrim's magic is stupid BS that allows you to cheese your way through the game. Getting into the thick of it is much harder, and planning out attacks with bows and being stealthy is also hard. To say otherwise is ignorant.
You're also forgetting that it's an overall fun game, and if a game is fun it's successful and good. There's no disputing this. Skyrim is one of the funnest games I've played.
you might be the funniest person on this forum
Nothing to counter my points? Looks like I'm right, again.
go ahead and tell yourself that buddy
skyrim's melee combat is so fucking one dimensional its hilarious. spam attack, shield bash every once in a while, gg. easy as fuck. archery is even easier. you have to actively ignore all the free shit the game gives you to succeed in order to make it difficult at all. alchemy/enchanting make the already extremely shallow combat so much easier, only a child could struggle in that game. there's nothing remotely challenging about skyrim. if you had a hard time in skyrim, it's not because the game is difficult, it's because you're a fucking moron without working hands.
it is a fun game, because i can mindlessly walk around killing shit in a high fantasy setting with a pretty atmosphere and nice music. beyond that, it has little to no merit and is one of the worst "RPGs" ever released.
Sounds like your wrongful opinion of Skyrim is shoved so far up your ass your brain is drowning in shit and giving out shit opinions. Archery is easy? LOL idiot alert. Shield bash and win? LOL retard alarm. Literally upping the difficulty solves ALL those problems and makes the game more challenging and interesting. That's why difficulty settings are there, to be USED. If you don't use them, you're a shit-for-brains - oh wait.
The funny thing is Skyrim is praised as one of the best RPGs of recent times, and it is.
i played on the highest difficulty setting. 1000+ hours. lol. i genuinely pity you if a game like skyrim actually challenges you. you must be one of the most incompetent gamers that ever lived
3667
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:30:45 PM »
Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?
Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.
Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.
LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
swordplay is the least mechanically and intellectually intensive mechanic in the game. im about [ ] this close to rewarding you with a dunce cap.
Except you're wrong again. Skyrim has pretty good sword mechanics (like Dark Souls) and I don't see how it's lacking in intellectual "intensity". Just like Dark Souls, Skyrim's magic is stupid BS that allows you to cheese your way through the game. Getting into the thick of it is much harder, and planning out attacks with bows and being stealthy is also hard. To say otherwise is ignorant.
You're also forgetting that it's an overall fun game, and if a game is fun it's successful and good. There's no disputing this. Skyrim is one of the funnest games I've played.
you might be the funniest person on this forum
Nothing to counter my points? Looks like I'm right, again.
go ahead and tell yourself that buddy skyrim's melee combat is so fucking one dimensional its hilarious. spam attack, shield bash every once in a while, gg. easy as fuck. archery is even easier. you have to actively ignore all the free shit the game gives you to succeed in order to make it difficult at all. alchemy/enchanting make the already extremely shallow combat so much easier, only a child could struggle in that game. there's nothing remotely challenging about skyrim. if you had a hard time in skyrim, it's not because the game is difficult, it's because you're a fucking moron without working hands. it is a fun game, because i can mindlessly walk around killing shit in a high fantasy setting with a pretty atmosphere and nice music. beyond that, it has little to no merit and is one of the worst "RPGs" ever released.
3668
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:22:39 PM »
Fallout 3 is shit but Skyrim is objectively amazing
What's Skyrim amazing at? Holding your hand the whole time while you're playing a game that has as much depth as a small puddle on the sidewalk?
Sorry you must have Fallout 3 mistaken for Skyrim
Nope, I'm sure I'm talking about the game where every guild has the exact same story setup with no choices and the game that is holding your hand the whole time you are playing it. How can you find Fallout 3 shitty but for Skyrim it's amazing when it's just as bad? They are both have the same faults.
Except you're wrong
What's amazing is that the series is about magical shit and you can't even make your own spells in that game.
LMFAO that's why you hate it so much? Because of one stupid gripe? Now I get it, you're a magefag. I hardly use magic because fucking swords and getting in people's faces and cutting off their heads is where it's at, not using some pussy magic shit. Fuck outta' here
swordplay is the least mechanically and intellectually intensive mechanic in the game. im about [ ] this close to rewarding you with a dunce cap.
Except you're wrong again. Skyrim has pretty good sword mechanics (like Dark Souls) and I don't see how it's lacking in intellectual "intensity". Just like Dark Souls, Skyrim's magic is stupid BS that allows you to cheese your way through the game. Getting into the thick of it is much harder, and planning out attacks with bows and being stealthy is also hard. To say otherwise is ignorant.
You're also forgetting that it's an overall fun game, and if a game is fun it's successful and good. There's no disputing this. Skyrim is one of the funnest games I've played.
you might be the funniest person on this forum
3669
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:15:59 PM »
pokemon
random crits have always been the bane of my existence
3670
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:11:51 PM »
An old knight vs mutated superhuman monster slayer
Tough choice
this barry the bold is a great fighter in his own right, but geralt is an actual sorcerer. not really a contest.
3671
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:01:29 PM »
I doubt it. China's too big of a supplier of labor. China would be stupid to start anything unless they wanted to lose an influx of money and likewise the US would be stupid to start anything because really, the only thing they aren't supplied with from China these days are guns and miscellaneous vehicles.
That, and starting any sort of military scuffle with them isn't a wise move.
this. china has a vested stake in the continued economic success of the USA, and vice versa.
3672
« on: May 25, 2015, 04:34:39 PM »
Holy fuck Brienne is literally contrivance the character in this show.
I wonder what fucking shit they're going to pull this time that even renders Brienne a snowball's chance in hell against someone like Robert Strong. And you can already fucking guarantee she'll win the fight.
>le stronk womyn who literally faces no adversity faec
odd that you'd rate strong so highly, since we've never seen him fight in his zombified state.
I'm not rating him highly per se, I'm just illustrating that we don't have any indication that Brienne would prove much difficulty to him, unless zombification actually does turn him into a complete hermit.
I mean Oberyn only really took him down due to his speed, and even then, Clegane still managed to knock him down a couple times despite his size hindrance. Brienne is nowhere near the tiers of Oberyn. I've been saying this from day one. Literally all her fights have been complete contrivances.
brienne is much stronger in the show than in the books. i think it would be very GRRM-y for Robert Strong to be built up as this ultimate zombie badass but in practice end up being weaker than he was in life, shooting down any potential for him to deus ex machina all of cersei's problems away. now, DnD arent exactly terribly consistent with GRRM's themes. i think this could go either way for a myriad of reasons, logical and illogical.
3673
« on: May 25, 2015, 04:18:37 PM »
Holy fuck Brienne is literally contrivance the character in this show.
I wonder what fucking shit they're going to pull this time that even renders Brienne a snowball's chance in hell against someone like Robert Strong. And you can already fucking guarantee she'll win the fight.
>le stronk womyn who literally faces no adversity faec
odd that you'd rate strong so highly, since we've never seen him fight in his zombified state.
3674
« on: May 25, 2015, 01:50:46 PM »
none of you stand a chance against my pocket sand
3675
« on: May 25, 2015, 01:53:38 AM »
i much prefer smoking pot over drinking. no hangover and when im blitzed im still in control of my faculties.
3676
« on: May 24, 2015, 10:07:22 PM »
No, Colombian gamers are the worst.
3677
« on: May 24, 2015, 05:49:38 PM »
ive only got one person muted on this site and none on bungie
3678
« on: May 24, 2015, 05:44:22 PM »
=]
3679
« on: May 24, 2015, 05:33:39 PM »
but is the gameplay good
3680
« on: May 24, 2015, 04:01:18 PM »
this isnt a good casting choice at all but i think it's gonna be a really minor role
3681
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:23:41 PM »
doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter
Okay, I'll lay it out
1) Don't be ugly [not necessarily hot]
2) Be confident. Don't be afraid to give ANYONE shit if they deserve it.
3) Do not display thirst. Its not all about the pussy.
4) Do not cancel all plans just to help her out with homework. Don't be afraid to turn her down when you genuinely have other plans.
5) Having just vidya to talk about is just not k. Have a backup hobby even if its just as boring as your furniture at home.
6) Dirty jokes are go. Keep them funny - not creepy.
7) If you can impress - do it, but don't be a beta about it.
i didnt want or need your help but ooooooooooook
3682
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:17:06 PM »
doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter
3683
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:11:36 PM »
oh fuck me is this serious
come on dc...
3684
« on: May 24, 2015, 03:08:12 AM »
the blood of my enemies as i skullfuck their corpses
3685
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:00:21 AM »
sometimes wood surprises me in the morning
lewd
how is kids throwing planks of wood through my window at 8 am lewd
get your mind out of the gutters.
Its almost 3 am, my mind is not my own right now.
3686
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:57:14 AM »
sometimes wood surprises me in the morning
lewd
how is kids throwing planks of wood through my window at 8 am lewd get your mind out of the gutters.
3687
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:53:33 AM »
sometimes wood surprises me in the morning
3688
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:31:36 AM »
hahahha
hehehaha
bahahalol
oh sorry, i was just thinking about religion
3689
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:26:34 AM »
Meanwhile the UK has restrictions on money spent, and can't get ads on TV.
Oh how I wish America wasn't so far behind.
the daily show did a funny bit about this
3690
« on: May 23, 2015, 09:55:28 PM »
thats so perfect omg
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