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« on: November 30, 2015, 10:17:42 PM »
I don't imagine that bnext treated them well
Emerald pretty much trolled them until they stopped coming out of their shell.
Nobody really knows what's going on inside.
I could spill the beans, I'm in there
Is it anything even remotely interesting?
They have a custom bnet script, that's all I've even looked at
Look what I found
Spoiler Good evening Sapphire (-blam!- you non-North Americans, particularly Australia). As many of you have noticed, Harlow suggested that I host a weekly program where I "roast the person in Sapphire who made the biggest ass of themselves in the last week." While I'm already on a semi-tight schedule with finals coming up, this seems like a fun idea for me to try out so I'm deciding to give this a shot. It can't be any more of a failure than Sapphire's Smash tournament. I think that if I'm gonna start this, I should start off strong. Let's begin.
Let's start off with a little backstory. Less than two weeks ago, Harlow posted a rare thread requesting emotional support from Sapphire. When I say rare, I mean rare. There is nothing that can break this man. Rumor has it that if you come across him in person, you can see confidence just pouring out of all of his pockets. It's also suspected that when he showers, he lathers his bowl cut with an exotic, magical shampoo that provides him the strength of a thousand Sheiks. Immediately, Sapphire came to his aid with words of encouragement with multiple members even contacting him personally to see what's wrong because when Harlow needs help, then something is very wrong.
A week later, Harlow decided to disclose what caused him to go in such a downward spiral as of late...Jay decided to cheat on Harlow not once, but twice. Not only did she do it twice, but she did it twice within the same week. Not only did she do it twice during the same week, but at least one of the people she cheated with was an 18 year old. Harlow is a grown man with many positive characteristics. He has a degree, can grow a full beard, a bowl cut that refuses to look bad after high school, and enough pockets to contain every wonderful memory they could've shared together in the future. Meanwhile, that 18 year old is probably struggling so much to earn his GED, probably impresses himself when he sees a tiny individual strand of hair in the mirror every morning, probably has his mom take him to Great Clips every few months, and, without a doubt, struggles to find an empty pocket to hide his low quality weed in whenever he hears his mother knocking on his bedroom door to check on why he's coughing so much. Poor kid, he needs a Mount420 in his life to help him out.
So far, we can conclude that Jay is a bonafide jackass. She cheated on a man that, despite being one of the most capable people to do so, did not cheat on you. He can pull hella girls left and right, but he didn't, he remained loyal to you instead. Normally when one cheats, it's with someone with something to offer that their current partner doesn't have...but this 18 year old kid doesn't have anything that Harlow hasn't already heard of and engaged with hundreds of times throughout the years, including an entire novel on each characteristic and back-and-forth letters with each author who originally discovered said characteristic. This kid doesn't have shit on Harlow and will never, in his life time, compare to him on any metric of evaluating a person's worth. But what does Jay do? She decides to ignore all of Harlow's greatness and decides to cuck herself out of the greatest man she will ever have in her life.
You really think she couldn't be any more of a shitty human being...but let's take a step back to Harlow's original plea for help. As mentioned earlier, many members of Sapphire came to Harlow's aid. On the top of the thread (as of this very moment), Jay's post stands out with a short and simple message... "I really love you"
...
You, lying, bitch.
You do not love Harlow, you are the reason why he was in the state he was in for the last couple of weeks. He gave you a gorgeous ring worth thousands of dollars from his pocket (though we will never know which one he stashes his money in). He gave you his loyalty, his love, and his trust. Yet there you were trying to save face in Sapphire as if the broken promise you made with Harlow five years ago wasn't the most important thing for you at the moment. Maybe instead of paying attention to your overstroked ego and your, to be quite honest, ridiculously overrated breasts whenever you took a selfie, you could've paid attention to how lucky you were to have such a great guy in your life. But no, you cheated on him with some 18 year old because clearly you're incapable of making the right decisions. Was that kid even capable of telling you what the powerhouse of the cell is, if asked on the spot? I bet not. Maybe after that post, you realized it was a good idea to stop lying, right?
No, apparently not. I decided to do some research and I checked out Jay's twitter account. It's filled with what you'd expect, bunch of social justice stuff. However, she also appears to be an active user of Ask.fm (link removed), which is used to anonymously ask questions to users on there for them to answer. There's a feature where the answers are automatically posted to twitter, so everyone following her on there can know the answer to any question she answers. Let's take a peek at a couple of the questions she answered in the past couple days, shall we?
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
either wanting things out of your partner that your partner can actually give, or learning to live with what your partner can give you even if it's not what you want. Holy. Shit. Do you even know what you are saying right now? When you write, do you actually pay attention to they keys you press on your keyboard or do you literally shitpost so hard to the point where every shitpost ever made in Sapphire is put to shame? Hypocrisy at its finest. Boomer can call me a -blam!-boy as often as he wants, but Jay is past -blam!-boy at this point and I don't think it's possible to achieve that level of -blam!-ness.
why did you break up with mr harlow?
because I wasn't happy and I don't think he was either. -blam!-ing dumbass. Tell your followers the truth. You didn't break up with him. You cheated on him, tricked Harlow to thinking the whole thing can be worked out, then cheated on him again. It's one thing to break up, but it's another thing to do what you did and then brush it off with "because I wasn't happy". Are you implying that you were happy hooking up with some kid who is just recently able to legally purchase a pack of cigarettes? Harlow had it all. Money, an education, the ability to inform people what the mitochondria is, and glory (in the Smash scene). This kid doesn't have jack shit. In a way, I can understand why you feel the need to lie to everyone now. You -blam!-ed up and you know it. Yet here I am, unsurprised that you continue to be a lying bitch to a bunch of people you've probably never met after being a lying bitch to the guy that gave you the entire world.
And there we have it folks. Sapphire's first ever Donkey of the Week is perhaps the biggest Donkey we will ever see in this program. Cheating on your husband with an 18 year old kid who is not that good. Lying to your husband with malicious intent. Cheating on your husband again. Lying to an entire group of people that once admired you and respected you. Lying to all ~9,000 of your twitter followers. Just one of these actions would qualify you for Donkey of the Week, but doing all of them at once makes you more than qualified to reach the top spot (Sorry Harlow) on the All Time Donkey Records.
First ever Donkey of the Week award goes to jaythenerdkid. Congratulations.
i guess since you posted it ill corroborate the story. jay and harlow have been married and living together for some time now, and she cheated on him, so now she's gonezo.
Man, I feel bad for Harlow. I mean, the dude had a big ego, but he did dedicate a lot to Jay. It sucks that the guy was so loyal to her for that to happen.
marriage in your early 20s: not even once
2222
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:15:05 PM »
also, fuck 60fps
don't do that
i know you're pent up but please leave the frames out of your lustful fantasies
i'm just saying
it's inconceivable to me how someone would value 60fps over having some form of local multiplayer
Erm, yeah, it's a legitimate question. I was wondering it myself.
I specifically remember 343i pushing the 'competitive' scene for Halo 5, but there's no answers as to how they intend to do that without splitscreen, or LAN at the very least. Competitive communities don't just grow on trees; they need to be cultivated, given the things they need to thrive. (LAN is preferred over the Internet because the Internet is unreliable, and because latency, and because it's easier and cheaper to set up.) MS can't just host major tournaments without minor, local tournaments too. That's not how it works.
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-ie/community/halo-championship-series
2223
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:11:53 PM »
2224
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:10:34 PM »
I don't imagine that bnext treated them well
Emerald pretty much trolled them until they stopped coming out of their shell.
Nobody really knows what's going on inside.
I could spill the beans, I'm in there
Is it anything even remotely interesting?
They have a custom bnet script, that's all I've even looked at
Look what I found
Spoiler Good evening Sapphire (-blam!- you non-North Americans, particularly Australia). As many of you have noticed, Harlow suggested that I host a weekly program where I "roast the person in Sapphire who made the biggest ass of themselves in the last week." While I'm already on a semi-tight schedule with finals coming up, this seems like a fun idea for me to try out so I'm deciding to give this a shot. It can't be any more of a failure than Sapphire's Smash tournament. I think that if I'm gonna start this, I should start off strong. Let's begin.
Let's start off with a little backstory. Less than two weeks ago, Harlow posted a rare thread requesting emotional support from Sapphire. When I say rare, I mean rare. There is nothing that can break this man. Rumor has it that if you come across him in person, you can see confidence just pouring out of all of his pockets. It's also suspected that when he showers, he lathers his bowl cut with an exotic, magical shampoo that provides him the strength of a thousand Sheiks. Immediately, Sapphire came to his aid with words of encouragement with multiple members even contacting him personally to see what's wrong because when Harlow needs help, then something is very wrong.
A week later, Harlow decided to disclose what caused him to go in such a downward spiral as of late...Jay decided to cheat on Harlow not once, but twice. Not only did she do it twice, but she did it twice within the same week. Not only did she do it twice during the same week, but at least one of the people she cheated with was an 18 year old. Harlow is a grown man with many positive characteristics. He has a degree, can grow a full beard, a bowl cut that refuses to look bad after high school, and enough pockets to contain every wonderful memory they could've shared together in the future. Meanwhile, that 18 year old is probably struggling so much to earn his GED, probably impresses himself when he sees a tiny individual strand of hair in the mirror every morning, probably has his mom take him to Great Clips every few months, and, without a doubt, struggles to find an empty pocket to hide his low quality weed in whenever he hears his mother knocking on his bedroom door to check on why he's coughing so much. Poor kid, he needs a Mount420 in his life to help him out.
So far, we can conclude that Jay is a bonafide jackass. She cheated on a man that, despite being one of the most capable people to do so, did not cheat on you. He can pull hella girls left and right, but he didn't, he remained loyal to you instead. Normally when one cheats, it's with someone with something to offer that their current partner doesn't have...but this 18 year old kid doesn't have anything that Harlow hasn't already heard of and engaged with hundreds of times throughout the years, including an entire novel on each characteristic and back-and-forth letters with each author who originally discovered said characteristic. This kid doesn't have shit on Harlow and will never, in his life time, compare to him on any metric of evaluating a person's worth. But what does Jay do? She decides to ignore all of Harlow's greatness and decides to cuck herself out of the greatest man she will ever have in her life.
You really think she couldn't be any more of a shitty human being...but let's take a step back to Harlow's original plea for help. As mentioned earlier, many members of Sapphire came to Harlow's aid. On the top of the thread (as of this very moment), Jay's post stands out with a short and simple message... "I really love you"
...
You, lying, bitch.
You do not love Harlow, you are the reason why he was in the state he was in for the last couple of weeks. He gave you a gorgeous ring worth thousands of dollars from his pocket (though we will never know which one he stashes his money in). He gave you his loyalty, his love, and his trust. Yet there you were trying to save face in Sapphire as if the broken promise you made with Harlow five years ago wasn't the most important thing for you at the moment. Maybe instead of paying attention to your overstroked ego and your, to be quite honest, ridiculously overrated breasts whenever you took a selfie, you could've paid attention to how lucky you were to have such a great guy in your life. But no, you cheated on him with some 18 year old because clearly you're incapable of making the right decisions. Was that kid even capable of telling you what the powerhouse of the cell is, if asked on the spot? I bet not. Maybe after that post, you realized it was a good idea to stop lying, right?
No, apparently not. I decided to do some research and I checked out Jay's twitter account. It's filled with what you'd expect, bunch of social justice stuff. However, she also appears to be an active user of Ask.fm (link removed), which is used to anonymously ask questions to users on there for them to answer. There's a feature where the answers are automatically posted to twitter, so everyone following her on there can know the answer to any question she answers. Let's take a peek at a couple of the questions she answered in the past couple days, shall we?
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
either wanting things out of your partner that your partner can actually give, or learning to live with what your partner can give you even if it's not what you want. Holy. Shit. Do you even know what you are saying right now? When you write, do you actually pay attention to they keys you press on your keyboard or do you literally shitpost so hard to the point where every shitpost ever made in Sapphire is put to shame? Hypocrisy at its finest. Boomer can call me a -blam!-boy as often as he wants, but Jay is past -blam!-boy at this point and I don't think it's possible to achieve that level of -blam!-ness.
why did you break up with mr harlow?
because I wasn't happy and I don't think he was either. -blam!-ing dumbass. Tell your followers the truth. You didn't break up with him. You cheated on him, tricked Harlow to thinking the whole thing can be worked out, then cheated on him again. It's one thing to break up, but it's another thing to do what you did and then brush it off with "because I wasn't happy". Are you implying that you were happy hooking up with some kid who is just recently able to legally purchase a pack of cigarettes? Harlow had it all. Money, an education, the ability to inform people what the mitochondria is, and glory (in the Smash scene). This kid doesn't have jack shit. In a way, I can understand why you feel the need to lie to everyone now. You -blam!-ed up and you know it. Yet here I am, unsurprised that you continue to be a lying bitch to a bunch of people you've probably never met after being a lying bitch to the guy that gave you the entire world.
And there we have it folks. Sapphire's first ever Donkey of the Week is perhaps the biggest Donkey we will ever see in this program. Cheating on your husband with an 18 year old kid who is not that good. Lying to your husband with malicious intent. Cheating on your husband again. Lying to an entire group of people that once admired you and respected you. Lying to all ~9,000 of your twitter followers. Just one of these actions would qualify you for Donkey of the Week, but doing all of them at once makes you more than qualified to reach the top spot (Sorry Harlow) on the All Time Donkey Records.
First ever Donkey of the Week award goes to jaythenerdkid. Congratulations.
i guess since you posted it ill corroborate the story. jay and harlow have been married and living together for some time now, and she cheated on him, so now she's gonezo.
2225
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:05:37 PM »
combat in fallout 1 confuses me, therefore it is a dated system and the game is shit compared to fallout 3, a modern benchmark for exploration and role playing.
2226
« on: November 30, 2015, 09:53:10 PM »
BoyceKPR or something like that
CoffeeBlackMetal
Harlow
srs
cbm really reshaped my sense of humor. one of the greatest members bnet ever had.
2227
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:40:21 PM »
sapphire is still pretty active. i cant really compare without hard evidence but it feels easily as active as this place. and jay doesnt post there anymore.
2228
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:39:05 PM »
that place was nothing more than a left-wing nutjob circle jerk
pretty much the same as here tbh
are you kidding me? like half the active users here are chickenhawk neocon nutjobs, or at least pretend to be and never break character.
2229
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:03:45 PM »
Yeah, I don't think I'm even going to bother with that. Why? It's pretty fun.
It isn't just players against players either.
]Aside from Warzone though, the crate unlocks are merely cosmetic in nature?
Yes
I'll obviously give it a try or two, but I hated BTB in all of the previous games. 12v12, vehicles, large maps? Probably not my thing, even if there's AI enemies. I'll just take Guardian 4v4 BR's.
There is no BR starts.
No Guardian either
Surely there is some gamemode that resembles it somewhat closely, right?
the new pistol fills the BRs mid range precision niche quite nicely. not grossly overpowered CE tier badassery, but a better default weapon than Reach or H4 had.
2230
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:07:51 PM »
2231
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:21:23 PM »
hmm
too bad beer tastes like piss though
can't blame you for saying that if all you've tried is bud light or any other similar macrobrew
the beer in my OP tastes almost exactly like root beer, far from what i'd consider to be a piss flavor
its very good but i cant get super schwasted on it because its legit like drinking an entire 6 pack of root beer. a 6 pack of regular beer goes down like water almost, but the NYFRB makes me feel sick if i drink more than 2 at a time.
2232
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:02:43 PM »
2233
« on: November 28, 2015, 08:49:21 PM »
Alcohol is for shitheads and idiots.
 edgelyfe
2234
« on: November 28, 2015, 08:24:02 PM »
who knows?
not me
i never lost control
youre face to face with the man who sold the world
2235
« on: November 28, 2015, 02:46:42 AM »
2236
« on: November 28, 2015, 12:50:05 AM »
I'd at least make things entertaining before going down. Anybody below 200 pounds I could pick up and use as a weapon.
The dead people throughout the fight area would make decent sources. Although they'd have to be a little lighter maybe, since dead weight is notoriously heavy and awkward.
> using tru as a maul
genius. thanks for giving me the advantage. im coming for that canadian ass
I don't explicitely gotta use people. I'm just saying. I'd at least make things entertaining. I could always just pick up and use whatever else there was too.
no im saying im going to use tru as a maul
2237
« on: November 28, 2015, 12:38:26 AM »
I'd at least make things entertaining before going down. Anybody below 200 pounds I could pick up and use as a weapon.
The dead people throughout the fight area would make decent sources. Although they'd have to be a little lighter maybe, since dead weight is notoriously heavy and awkward.
> using tru as a maul genius. thanks for giving me the advantage. im coming for that canadian ass
2238
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:43:12 PM »
key lime pie is trash 99% of the time
you must have eaten a lot of paint chips as a kid if you seriously believe that
2239
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:14:52 PM »
2240
« on: November 27, 2015, 04:39:44 PM »
yes
2241
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:54:38 PM »
in the commentary for one of the episodes on the freakin sweet collection dvd, i think seth mentioned that they'd often use a cutaway gag if they backed themselves into a corner on a given scene and didnt know where to go from there.
Isn't Seth apparently like really sick of making Family Guy?
i dont know, all i really know is what i learned from the commentary on that dvd pack. but i wouldnt be surprised if he was. i think fox has him locked into a contract for his eternal soul or something.
He's wanted it to end for a long time now. His last appearance on the Daily Show when Jon Stewart was still hosting, he asked the audience "Family Guy has gone on long enough, right?" and they all boo'd "nooooo".
And you just kinda saw him give a sad laugh and look down. He's absolutely sick of it and probably hates that people buy into such mindless banter.
i remember that episode. i feel for the guy, but i mean, it seems like a pretty sweet gig all things said and done. he's been able to give some of his favorite writers consistent work with FamGuy and he's making a boatload of money. id take that scenario 99/100 times tbh
2242
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:52:41 PM »
2243
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:47:56 PM »
Wait, they're still making it?
 for comparison's sake, here's the same chart for the big bang theory.  family guy's ratings may seem bad in comparison, and that dropoff is very telling. the series has been hemorrhaging viewers for a while now but its still able to pull in >2mil viewers per episode, which isn't quite in cancellation territory.
2244
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:35:42 PM »
in the commentary for one of the episodes on the freakin sweet collection dvd, i think seth mentioned that they'd often use a cutaway gag if they backed themselves into a corner on a given scene and didnt know where to go from there.
Isn't Seth apparently like really sick of making Family Guy?
i dont know, all i really know is what i learned from the commentary on that dvd pack. but i wouldnt be surprised if he was. i think fox has him locked into a contract for his eternal soul or something.
2245
« on: November 26, 2015, 08:32:50 PM »
in the commentary for one of the episodes on the freakin sweet collection dvd, i think seth mentioned that they'd often use a cutaway gag if they backed themselves into a corner on a given scene and didnt know where to go from there.
i couldn't help but laugh at this
breaking bad this is not
this may seem only tangentially related but the breaking bad worship on the internet is reaching religious levels of fanaticism smdh
2246
« on: November 26, 2015, 07:26:58 PM »
in the commentary for one of the episodes on the freakin sweet collection dvd, i think seth mentioned that they'd often use a cutaway gag if they backed themselves into a corner on a given scene and didnt know where to go from there.
2247
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:47:35 PM »
 beneath the gold... the bitter steel.
2248
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:31:54 PM »
Can we seriously perma this fucker now?
All he does is bitch about stupid shit and post how gay he is.
he's the worst shitposter here by far and that is quite an accomplishment
2249
« on: November 23, 2015, 10:27:35 PM »
the institute: also a zoo.
They're not REAL
but i saw one kill a brotherhood scribe
2250
« on: November 23, 2015, 09:10:37 PM »
the institute: also a zoo.
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