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The Flood / on today's episode of tumblr/twitter in action...
« on: March 15, 2015, 03:38:43 AM »


comments from the chain:
"WOW. I cant even. THIS THIS THIS."
"Issac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education."
"Reblogging again because I DID NOT KNOW THAT. POINT FUCKING MADE."


im not sure these people ever finished public schooling. this made my brain hurt.

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Gaming / dragon ball xenoverse
« on: March 06, 2015, 02:28:30 PM »
who picked up xenoverse? what are your thoughts? im still really new to the game. im levelling a Frieza race named Frigid, heh. so far its really fun; i cant wait to unlock all the characters and online functionality

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The Flood / we got live crabs on the show tonight
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:42:07 AM »
so, i found the next great youtube star

YouTube



this is the marvin show, a south carolina-based public access program. the general theme of the show is the main character, marvin, getting drunk as hell and making "budget" food- this particular episode includes live crabs and some rather unorthodox sushi.

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The Flood / holy fuck- NSFW
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:45:10 PM »
Spoiler

warning, extremely graphic content. view at your own risk.


this is disgusting.

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The Flood / Funny ads on porn sites
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:50:45 PM »


got a good chuckle out of this

what are some of the funnier ads you've seen on porn sites?

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The Flood / Your Least Favorite Thing About your Major?
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:07:01 PM »
Alright collegiate sep7anerds, what's your least favorite thing about your field of study?

High schoolers, what's your least favorite thing about your studies?

People out of school and working, what was your least favorite thing about school?

Middle schoolers, do your fucking homework and go to bed



My least favorite thing about my major is that I have to write book reviews. A fucking lot of book reviews. Today I had to read and review a book from the feminist perspective about 19th century American Overland Trail emigrants and the gender dynamic/domestic realities of their everyday lives on the homestead and on the trail. Tt was fucking awful and biased as all hell and i let the dude have it in my review. I hate having to read terrible, self-indulgent pieces of scholarship just to prove to my professors that I know what bias is and how books work.

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The Flood / my student loan refund came in early
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:23:19 PM »
i am now more wealthy than i have been since the last refund

this is my theme song for the day

what is your theme song for the day?

YouTube

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The Flood / literary quotes
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:31:34 AM »
what are some of your favorite literary quotes?

ill start with an example from the epic of gilgamesh

"She answered, 'Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find the life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man.'"

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Serious / King of Jordan to Personally Bomb ISIL
« on: February 04, 2015, 10:48:59 PM »
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/02/king-of-jordan-to-bomb-isis-in-syria-personally-3103164.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

http://www.iraqinews.com/baghdad-politics/urgent-king-of-jordan-to-participate-in-striking-isil/

this is fucking awesome. dude is gonna personally take part in a Jordanian mission to bomb shelters where fighters for the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant are hiding. go get em boys


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The Flood / what did the virgin say after her first blowjob
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:02:00 PM »

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Gaming / friendly reminder that realism=/=quality gameplay
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:16:31 PM »
this psa courtesy of your friendly neighborhood aqua rabbit pokemon

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The Flood / your supplements are placebos and your gains are a lie
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:30:16 PM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/02/03/gnc-target-wal-mart-walgreens-accused-of-selling-fake-herbals/

tldr all the supplements dudebros buy for gainz are improperly represented when it comes to the actual content, and its all a placebo that dudebros have been shelling out tons of cash for. best business model ever tbh

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The Flood / Wayne's World
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:09:09 PM »



waynes world! discuss waynes world and waynes world 2 itt

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The Flood / the best thing about the super bowl 2015
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:52:12 AM »


these dancing sharks

i wonder how much these guys got paid

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The Flood / on today's episode of tumblr in action...
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:35:52 PM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler

"you say not all blacks are thieves, but imagine a bowl of M&Ms.."

i wonder how these people manage to leave their houses without breaking down in paranoia-induced anxiety attacks

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The Flood / best boy thread
« on: January 29, 2015, 05:39:55 PM »
who are the superior male specimens of anime

no shinji pls


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The Flood / oh my god you guys have to see this video
« on: January 29, 2015, 05:04:46 PM »
https://plug.dj/sep7

you know what this is

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Serious / moses was a priest of aten in amarna egypt
« on: January 28, 2015, 11:17:44 PM »
ok lets talk about the historical moses for a minute. but first, we need some background information!

the dates for the life of the historical moses are pretty up in the air, with estimates ranging from the 16th to 11th centuries bce. however, the rabinnic jews date his life to the 13th and 12th centuries BCE. as we all know, moses lived in egypt for much of his life. during this time, a new king had ascended to the pharaoh in egypt- amenhotep iv. up until this time, the egyptian religion was polytheistic in nature, and did not focus on the worship of any one particular deity. amenhotep iv decided to switch things up, and the egyptian state religion began to focus primarily on aten, the sun god (amenhotep changed his name to akhenaten as well.) it was still polytheistic in nature, but aten became THE GOD for all intents and purposes. interestingly enough, egyptian art from this period underwent remarkable change as well. so, its not too much of a stretch to consider that moses may have been a priest of aten during this time, and converted to worshipping yahweh after the fall of akhenaten's pharaoh, eventually leading a large group of hebrews out of egypt. this theory was postulated by sigmund freud in his book, "moses and monotheism," in 1939. freud also figured that moses had been murdered by the jews in the wilderness at some point, but that's where i part ways with his logic because it seems pretty conjectural.

what are your thoughts? what do you think about the chances of the historical moses being an egyptian priest of aten?

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The Flood / smoking reefer
« on: January 28, 2015, 10:19:03 PM »
YouTube


> me when people walk in on me smoking the doobies

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The Flood / fucking weebs cant do anything right
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:14:24 AM »
YouTube


i cant believe what im hearing omfg fucking weebs

#2bombswerentenough

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The Flood / otakus are scum
« on: January 26, 2015, 03:24:19 PM »



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The Flood / which superhero would make the best husband or wife
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:02:51 PM »
which superheroes or superheroines would make good spouses, and why? which ones would be terrible spouses? which villains might be good spouses?

i think green arrow would be a good husbando. wonder woman would be a fantastic mother and an excellent wife. harley quinn would be a fun wife, always keeping things interesting

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The Flood / Peanut Butter
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:56:10 PM »
how do you like your peanut butter: crunchy or smooth

what are your favorite foods to put peanut butter on

also itt discuss how funny it is to give dogs peanut butter

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The Flood / wormhole in milky way. wat
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:56:10 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11360840/Wormhole-to-another-galaxy-may-exist-in-Milky-Way.html

idk what to say


but how spooky would it be to be the first dude or dudette to go through a wormhole

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The Flood / Lobbyists Get Rich off War on Drugs
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:16:37 PM »
http://www.republicreport.org/2012/marijuana-lobby-illegal/?campaign=twitter

basically, here are the top 5 special interest groups who lobby against pot:
1) Police Unions
2) Private Prisons
3) Alcohol/Beer Companies
4) Pharmaceutical Corporations
5) Prison Guard Unions

hmmmmmmmmmm

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The Flood / new england patriots cheated (again)
« on: January 20, 2015, 11:50:35 PM »
https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/557748673208401921

basically the pats underinflated several handeggs to gain an edge in the ACC championship

this is why the NFL is a complete joke

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The Flood / Meat porn
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:59:11 PM »


MEAT PORN

THIS IS A MOUNTAIN OF MEAT, A BEAUTIFUL ELEGANT MOUNTAIN, AND I WILL SCALE IT LIKE THE MIGHTY EVEREST TO CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE

POST MEAT PORN

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The Flood / the russians are at it again
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:45:41 PM »

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Gaming / Resident Evil Remastered
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:36:09 PM »
RE:Remastered added boob and butt jiggle physics

this is the future of gayming

discuss RE:Remastered

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