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The Flood / Re: I need a poo
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:03:06 AM »
Use somebody's letterbox, brah.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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She looks 12.

Spoiler
Can you give me her number?
Lonepaul? Is that you?

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Accept my request, bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Are you single?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:56:28 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Are you single?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:54:14 AM »
Yeah, don't really care though.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not normally one for parties.....
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:51:38 AM »
Lobe me some cake. Hb m420

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The Flood / Re: What's your opinion on this shotgun?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:29:13 AM »
>innocuous thread about dank shotgun choice
>becomes an argument over the morality of hunting

Oh, Flood, how I've missed you.

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The Flood / Re: FUCK
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:26:14 AM »
PISS

PISS IN MY ASS
If you want, bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Anyone got a prosthetic leg I can borrow?
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:21:06 AM »
necrobump

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The Flood / Re: Alcohol is Inferior to Cannabis
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:14:07 AM »
Cops<Alcohol<Cannabis<Nutella<Booty

Did I do that right?

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The Flood / Re: Post stuff itt
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:12:03 AM »
stuff.

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The Flood / Re: FUCK
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:11:05 AM »
OOPS

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The Flood / Re: Dark Souls has shit lore
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:08:58 AM »
Half life 3 confirmed

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The Flood / Re: If you're reading this title you're a fucking faggot
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:04:05 AM »
Fite me irl thumbwar breh

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The Flood / Re: demonic is a pegboy
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:44:56 AM »
Blame stosh.

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The Flood / So I've been moved out for 4 months, now...
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:43:43 AM »
I moved out of home 4 months ago, and am currently renting a small house with a friend.
This was working out pretty well, until the pub we were both working at laid us off with no warning. So, for the past month and a half we haven't been paid anything, and my money ran out 4 weeks ago, meaning I couldn't pay the rent. My landlord was pretty patient about it, but my friend has been going insane with fear. Despite my best attempts to calm him down, he was losing sleep over it, which started to worry me.

Last night, he finally cracked. It must've been well past midnight when I awoke, the smell of smoke filling my nostrils. The crazy bastard almost killed us both; he had torched our beds and the flame was almost up to my feet when I rolled out of mine and away from both beds. That wasn't even the weird part. He was jumping around the room crazily, shouting "The time has come, to say fair's fair, to pay the rent, to pay our share.

The time has come,
A fact's a fact,
It belongs to them,
Let's give it back.

How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?"

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:21:57 AM »

Well considering people love rehashing old jokes and beating it like a dead horse its not hard to get a trending thread.
Guilty as charged.

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The Flood / Re: Palestine needs a quick and speedy end
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:10:27 AM »
Palestine is OP deej pls nerf

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The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Officer Nasty!
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:09:21 AM »
hpy bfday ofica nesty

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:06:14 AM »
Nothing wrong with a good ol' shitpost ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As long as its funny, they can't seem to understand that.

True, I mean, you know a forum is poor quality when a thread I make is at the top of the Trending/highest rated sections.
What was it about?
It was just a Bel air. I did a million of them before b.roken. Maybe I should see how it goes here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Allahu niggerman
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:03:43 AM »
ayy lmao

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:51:50 AM »
Nothing wrong with a good ol' shitpost ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As long as its funny, they can't seem to understand that.

True, I mean, you know a forum is poor quality when a thread I make is at the top of the Trending/highest rated sections.

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The Flood / Re: I think Cheat doesn't like me.
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:41:50 AM »
It's quality.

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:40:45 AM »
Nothing wrong with a good ol' shitpost ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:27:23 AM »
I honestly can't believe I put off joining sep7 until now. Missed so many good users post b.lind.

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The Flood / Re: MFW I see somebody I don't like in a crowd
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:24:43 AM »
soz bby

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:20:18 AM »
I r teh clock dude

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Bronies still need to be exterminated
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:15:14 AM »
top kek

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