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« on: August 21, 2015, 10:30:02 AM »
GG's. I played like the sloppiest piece of shit in existence. Lost every game 3-1.
I don't even deserve to live on this planet for missing that Rest after managing to nail the sing. Brb killing self.
8162
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:53:00 AM »
Zonda1996
8163
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:45:12 AM »
Alright I'll hop in a min
I'll set it up. If it fails to connect when you join, try again like 5 or 10 times and see if that works.
8164
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:41:22 AM »
I believe I'll be available pretty much all day to play again.
Let's get it awwwnnnnnnnn
8165
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:31:05 AM »
Dem Outer Heaven aesthetics
8166
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:28:26 AM »
Some of these are funny. All of these are reposts. Isn't that just Imgur in general though?
8167
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:21:59 AM »
Oh shit, now they can track me down by monitoring who says the shittest pick up lines in public. Nobody is safe.
8168
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:12:32 AM »
Plasma weapon + pistol shot to the head I haven't seen any pistols in a long time. I guess they just weren't available in those levels.
I meant when you have one. Sorry.
Also run things over when possible to take advantage of CE's terrible acceleration physics.
It's not the acceleration physics. They just couldn't program the game to detect I your moving at a certain speed and what damage to deal and instead said fuck it and made it so any vehicle impact will insta kill an enemy. Or friendly. Or you.
Holy shit, I completely forgot about this. I've absolutely lost it several times in MP, upon seeing some poor sap stand too close to a Vehicle being flipped/melee'd/moved slightly in some way, causing immediate death.
8169
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:15:42 AM »
huh. I seem to remember the prowlers and wraiths in Halo 3 generally acting pretty well.
But, considering that Halo 5 has marines, covenant and prometheans as multiplayer enemies, I'm expecting to have a vast improvement on the AI.
I'm curious as to whether they'll go the Destiny route with boss battles and make bigger versions of existing enemies with more health and a fancy name or give them some new mechanics to use.
One would hope that after 14 years of Halo, they'd be smart enough to make friendly AI that isn't Marathon BOB Tier. They're having bosses now? Sounds cool, especially given how much the Halo 3 scarabs were to fight against the first few times. If that's the case, I'm hoping for the bosses to have some variety, whilst still keeping within the realm of Halo's "realism." Presumably we'll be battling some Lekgolo variants, but I'm curious to see what else they come up with.
8170
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:53:05 AM »
I remember bungie hyping up marine driving AI before Reach coming out, claiming that you'd be able to sit on a gun and let the marines drive.
Apparently, at least one spartan didn't get the memo...
I don't understand why they can't copy over the Covenant AI code for driving and change the faction allegiance. Can't be that hard, right?
Covenant AI are just as bad at driving, it's just that, IIRC, they're spawned away from Covenant infantry to avoid splattering in most cases. If you play Firefight on Reach's Corvette and Beachead maps, you can see the Wraiths splatter about 20 friendly units in a single game. The reason you don't see Elites splattering each other is (in Halo 1 at least), they gave them a smaller hitbox for vehicles, so Ghosts could cruise over them without getting splattered, despite being taller than the Master Chief and Marines, who can't avoid it, even by crouching. On Assault on the Control room, the first Wraith would sometimes teamkill that group of Jackals that hang around the Outcrop behind it. Kat's driving was fucking ridiculous. Every fails of the Weak episode, you'd see somebody make the mistake of operating the Gunner seat on Tip of the Spear, and immediately be punished harder than missing a Rest with Jigglypuff on Super Smash Bros.
8171
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:40:06 AM »
Not that I don't enjoy a good Destiny bashing, but what were you doing that lead you to voluntarily read a kotaku article in the first place?
Before then they praised destiny. They even gave it goty
I know man, I saw Tyger's comment.
8172
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:32:05 AM »
Not that I don't enjoy a good Destiny bashing, but what were you doing that lead you to voluntarily read a kotaku article in the first place?
8173
« on: August 20, 2015, 07:29:36 AM »
Plus, I hate the fucking AI that's supposed to be helping me out. He doesn't shoot at what he needs to shoot at, and I end up just taking matters into my own hands. Not fun.
I can't think of one Bungie game I've played, where the friendly AI aren't absolutely useless pieces of shit, especially with vehicles. Just wait until the level where a few Marines drive Ghosts, you'll die a billion times. When they operate the Warthog's Chaingun in any Halo, be prepared for them to shoot to the side of their target almost the whole time, and if it's a vehicle, when they eventually do kill the driver, they'll send a few hundred more shots down range and blow it up, just to make sure you can't grab it and solo the rest of the level. Then again, even in 343 Halo, the Spartan IV's and Marines need a good amount of babysitting to survive a small group of grunts with the dreaded Plasma Pistol.
8174
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:32:10 AM »
Midtown Madness 3 deserves to be experienced again.
8175
« on: August 20, 2015, 06:30:52 AM »
still going
8176
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:19:34 AM »
Melee an Elite or Jackal's dead body and bathe in a pool of blood until the game goes to 2 FPS
One of my favorite pastimes.
8177
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:15:04 AM »
Even a really grubby fat guy could potentially get with almost anybody he wanted, if he was a smooth enough talker.
8178
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:10:50 AM »
Do it anyway, so if you're confronted with this situation in future, you can say from experience whether it was a good idea or not.
8179
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:04:51 AM »
Just watch a porno with your speaker volume cranked to 11.
8180
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:56:58 AM »
Meanwhile, on the weaponry side of things, the only thing improved is blast radius in Explosives, whilst accuracy in most guns has regressed severely, and stopping power has been greatly reduced.
8181
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:51:21 AM »
Play Table Tennis.
8182
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:49:58 AM »
ayy lma-oh.
8183
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:49:07 AM »
Okay I've opened the relevant ports and assigned them to the Wii-U, so it should allow me to play now.
8184
« on: August 20, 2015, 01:12:28 AM »
I just love that if you rage whilst playing, kinect listens to your dialogue and you get a few warnings from the club you're managing if it happens.
8185
« on: August 20, 2015, 01:09:55 AM »
The bets are on partner. Call the stakes here.
1 half eaten mars bar and a minimum order of chips from a Fish 'n chip shop of your choice.
8186
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:45:08 AM »
Taking all bets gentlemen. Taking all bets.
Verb gave half life a 7 I believe. Out of what I don't know.
Callin' it.
The end score is gonna be a solid 3 to 3.5 from Verb.
4-5.5.
8187
« on: August 19, 2015, 04:33:08 AM »
My Nana (Grandmother on Mum's side) is batshit insane, and I refuse to associate with her, ever.
I liked my Grandmother, though. She was really nice, but when I was young she had an operation to remove an Aneurysm. She was never the same afterwards, and became extremely dependent on others to care for her. She died 6 years ago now.
8188
« on: August 19, 2015, 02:08:40 AM »
Why did you make this thread
8189
« on: August 19, 2015, 02:00:19 AM »
Still using Stone Age Windows 7, here.
There's a Windows 7 now? 
8190
« on: August 19, 2015, 01:42:10 AM »
Currently it's The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, with a bit of Mario Kart 8 and 64 on the side.
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