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The Flood / Re: I miss redhead tits
« on: June 05, 2018, 02:48:30 AM »
I miss 2014 elegiac

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Gaming / Re: chally vs deci 1v1 FINISHED
« on: June 04, 2018, 10:13:10 PM »
I’ll check to see if my pc can run El Dewrito tonight

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: June 04, 2018, 09:04:34 PM »
Got myself another setup. Gonna practice tech chasing and start putting Spacie mains through the same unfun crap they constantly put everybody else through.

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Gaming / Re: chally vs deci 1v1 FINISHED
« on: June 04, 2018, 08:47:22 PM »
sep7 2v2s when

Me and Boom would outlag all your asses
sure but it has to be on Coldsnap
Match rules:
-Friendly fire and bottomless clip on
1: everybody switch to the same team
2: C4 the fuck outta each other lmao

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 04, 2018, 08:31:41 PM »
I am:

⚪️ Gay

⚪️ Straight

🔘 ORDERING YOU, TO SURRENDER THAT AI


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The Flood / Re: Would you shoot jizz in a bitch eye?
« on: June 04, 2018, 08:12:24 PM »
You strike me as the type of person who’d rather be on the receiving end of that sort of thing.

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The Flood / Re: Describe a user in a short sentence
« on: June 04, 2018, 07:59:37 PM »
He lives in a society

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Gaming / Re: chally vs deci 1v1 FINISHED
« on: June 04, 2018, 07:59:03 PM »
sep7 2v2s when

Me and Boom would outlag all your asses

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 04, 2018, 07:54:18 PM »
>tfw the Halo community up and leaves as soon as a new title comes out instead of having a scene for each game like they do with Smash Bros. and you will never have a squad to play some Halo PC, XBC Halo 2 and Halo 3 ever again

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 03, 2018, 06:44:26 AM »
>2008
>playing some quality Halo PC
>friendly fire is on
>Server admin isn't running console or doesn't know how to use commands
>Guy starts sperging out at teammates and team kills while taunting everybody
>"haha you dont even know how to use console you can't kick me"
>gets banned from server automatically after third teamkill
>Justice can be served consistently in the first iteration of the series

>2011
>BTB on Coagulation
>Make use of good first spawn to rush the sniper rifle
>Get 2 kills before a teammate betrays me, steals the sniper and dies anyway
>pick up Sniper again, rinse repeat previous step
>later in game
>Operating Wraith
>Aforementioned griefer now spamming overcharged plasma pistol bolts at me
>Immobilises me long enough to jump on top and stand in front of main turret
>tfw never seen somebody do this before so don't know what's coming
>Fire once, aimed high enough to miss teammate
>he moves, get betrayal, instantly removed from game
>mfw Reach's betrayal booting system actually rewards this kind of behaviour
Reach players are fucking weirdos in general these days. Like they consistently betray me for DMR ammo and fucking Scorpion turrets.
halo 3 bois the type of players to invite you to custom games lobbies after a few rounds of matchmaking.

Reach bois the type of ni🅱️🅱️as to fuckin betray yo ass so you gon’ dang miss that perfection

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Gaming / Re: Halo: What Category do you fall under?
« on: June 01, 2018, 06:42:17 AM »
Reach was my first Halo game and I still like it, I really enjoyed CE and 2 but 3 felt a bit meh to me for some reason. Maybe because I played it way after the multiplayer was popular and only played the campaign.

Halo 4 was okay I guess. Mainly played the multiplayer, didn't like the campaign that much. It was also the last one I played, don't have that much of an interest in future games.
Playing Reach MP first and then going back to 3 definitely makes 3 feel a bit meh. The aesthetic is completely different and the movement can feel a tad sluggish. Weapon sandbox can take getting used to as well.

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Gaming / Re: Halo: What Category do you fall under?
« on: June 01, 2018, 03:11:08 AM »
Custom Edition prior to 2010 had more good servers/users than bad and it honestly was just the shit.

oh man i forgot about custom edition

i remember playing it on a shitty old laptop and having a blast

idk why, but i always, always went for death island ctf 24/7. say what you will about the map but i will always have a soft spot for it
In retrospect it plays like a sloppy shit, but I always had fun playing on it. Once you gained control of the top of the Island and camped the opposing team's teleporter it was almost GG. My jam was always the Hugeass/Coldsnap/Yoyorast/Snow Grove/Extinction/BC Raceway 24/7 that had that map rotation preset. So many shenanigans putting C4 on teammates in the base and watching them fly. There were some really well run Clan scrim servers too. Man I miss that shit.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 01, 2018, 03:07:25 AM »
>2008
>playing some quality Halo PC
>friendly fire is on
>Server admin isn't running console or doesn't know how to use commands
>Guy starts sperging out at teammates and team kills while taunting everybody
>"haha you dont even know how to use console you can't kick me"
>gets banned from server automatically after third teamkill
>Justice can be served consistently in the first iteration of the series

>2011
>BTB on Coagulation
>Make use of good first spawn to rush the sniper rifle
>Get 2 kills before a teammate betrays me, steals the sniper and dies anyway
>pick up Sniper again, rinse repeat previous step
>later in game
>Operating Wraith
>Aforementioned griefer now spamming overcharged plasma pistol bolts at me
>Immobilises me long enough to jump on top and stand in front of main turret
>tfw never seen somebody do this before so don't know what's coming
>Fire once, aimed high enough to miss teammate
>he moves, get betrayal, instantly removed from game
>mfw Reach's betrayal booting system actually rewards this kind of behaviour

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Gaming / Re: ................
« on: June 01, 2018, 02:54:45 AM »
toasting in an epic bread

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Gaming / Re: Halo: What Category do you fall under?
« on: June 01, 2018, 02:53:34 AM »
Original Trilogy/ODST/Multiplayer enthusiast I guess.

Custom Edition prior to 2010 had more good servers/users than bad and it honestly was just the shit. Nothing like hitting up Xfire voicechat with your squad while one of them played angsty/techno trash and you had some mad clan battles or even just messed around on the custom maps. Those days will always be special to me, dawg. I was all about the original campaigns as a kid, even with their faults.

Reach Multiplayer was fun but tbh I just didn't get close enough to anybody to have a regular custom games group like everybody talks about the glory days of Halo 3 for, 4 I never bothered to play MP but I remember thinking the art style was atrocious and the Promethians were such a 1 dimensional enemy to fight, even for a Halo NPC. Halo 5 I have mixed feelings about. I enjoy aspects of the MP but supply drops were a mistake and there was no excuse for the lack of split screen.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: May 30, 2018, 02:20:54 AM »
>Slayer on Timberland
>Me and my team all spawn in the middle at OS
>Blue team spawns on top the hill by one of the sniper rifles
>The score is already 9 to -3 and it's only 15 seconds in
>We all spawn at blue base
>Get quickly spawn trapped because my troglodyte team doesn't know how to play CE
>They all keep dying and killing eachother and quitting
>Game ends 50-5
a n g e r y

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: May 29, 2018, 04:44:31 AM »
Ember deep fry + glowing eyes ASAP pls

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: May 29, 2018, 04:40:15 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: May 28, 2018, 11:34:05 PM »
Also prepare yourselves for the shittest fucking meme when I get home

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: May 27, 2018, 08:13:27 AM »
I would willingly learn as many matchups as necessary as long as none of them are bayonetta.
”just SDI bro it’s all you need to do 😂😂” -literally every leddit/pools Bayo, ever

Mandatory "Smash Players Just Can't Adapt™"

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: May 26, 2018, 03:18:27 AM »
I would willingly learn as many matchups as necessary as long as none of them are bayonetta.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: May 18, 2018, 04:54:47 AM »

It really wouldnt surprise me if that was you.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: May 17, 2018, 04:22:35 AM »
is driving .. Gay ??? first .. u grab a stick 😳😳 then u throw it in reverse 😣😣 n go backwards .. which is the opposite of straight .. 😦😦 n then pull out 😡😡 of your parking spot ........ idk ... jus know imma be walkin to school from now on 🏃🏽‍♂️💯

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: May 16, 2018, 05:23:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: May 15, 2018, 04:49:25 PM »
The Dragon Ball community is so full of cringe, you guys have no idea.

Tell me about it.
Iv'e got a freind who posts this kind of shit nonstop in group chats. He started an Anime Club at school which consists of nothing but fucking Dragonball Super ad nausium.


>tfw no krillin option

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Real 👌👌 adults 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ push a sexless relationship 💯💯  and cheat 🔥🔥 on they partner daily 😤😤

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It might’ve extended my P plates by an extra 6 months.

If it has I’m gonna transfer my license to a state where driving Turbo cars on your P’s is allowed.

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25 over the limit got you that much?! Holy shit! How much will your insurance go up by now?
Edit: Keeping this car related, like a retard I parked on a 'timed' clearway (Its a clearway only a couple of hours a day). As luck would have it, a cop car was going by and so they clamped me. Paid the 80 euro (around 100$) fine on the spot. I seriously did not see the clearway sign, I would not have parked there if I did.
vicroads are notorious for having draconian punishments and even dumber laws.

Fortunately Insurance excess only goes up for being the cause of an accident or being in a theft hotspot.

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