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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:14:45 AM »
>It's the year 2116
>Even 100 years later, Toyota remembers that dreadful June 19th
>Toyota goes ahead and buys the ACO and the Circuit de la Sarthe
>It's the 184th running and the only cars entered are three bullet proof Toyotas
>The first gets hit by a meteorite, the second by a lightning stricken tree and the third one mysteriously vanishes from the track with car and driver never to be seen again, all after 20+ hours of everything going so well
>every Toyota employee rams a sword through his stomach and fucking dies
>Audi RS7 medical car crosses the start/finish line and wins the race
>tfw vag wins it's 115th consecutive Le Mans title

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:33:48 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Destiny 2: Warmind
« on: June 12, 2018, 05:07:15 AM »
DesπŸ…±οΈacito 2 & knuckles expansion pack when 😀πŸ’ͺπŸ˜­πŸ’―

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 11, 2018, 11:26:11 PM »
Probs just part of a farming group tbh

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 11, 2018, 08:40:45 PM »
Fuck, I hate people that idolise Bohemian Rhapsody like it's some kind of fucking breakthrough in songwriting and lyricism as if multi-genre songs haven't existed for the past three hundred fucking years. It's not even that good objectively. The whole song is just disorganised and scattered between separate little arcs as if it's trying to make an attempt to be 'artsy' and interesting. Spoiler alert: if you have to blatantly try to make your song artistically compelling, guess what? It's not fucking compelling. It's a shit song for people with shit tastes who coincidentally think that pizza and macaroni & cheese are outstanding examples of human culinary practices.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favourite attack?
« on: June 11, 2018, 06:10:08 PM »
Jab.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 11, 2018, 01:17:34 AM »
Anyone that has melee as their number 1 ToD is trash.
:(((((((((((((((

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 09:53:10 PM »
is that the speed run library one. Don't really remember the og CEA achieveo's
ye
Oh all i really remember about getting the CEA achieveo's was that you could do everything with bandana on, so it was really easy, especially that one on Two Betrayals were you can't change weapons.
lmao Ye I always used bandana just for the hell of it. Infinite nades = gg
bandana + boom was fun 2bh
+ grunt funeral + piΓ±ata = guaranteed to not complete the mission because you’ll die a billion times

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 08:40:08 PM »
is that the speed run library one. Don't really remember the og CEA achieveo's
ye
Oh all i really remember about getting the CEA achieveo's was that you could do everything with bandana on, so it was really easy, especially that one on Two Betrayals were you can't change weapons.
lmao Ye I always used bandana just for the hell of it. Infinite nades = gg

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 08:39:14 PM »
Ugh fine I’ll buy an Xbox One smh

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tell me what you think is good in the world and i'll tell you precisely why it's actually bad
Cats that are particularly approachable and smoochy.
Poops and vomits in your house, needs food and attention.
not a problem if it’s not my cat

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 03:26:09 AM »
>doing Speed reader achievement in CEA
>die a fucking million times on the second floor
>decide to keep going for practice even though the run is clearly dead
>almost salvage it but die with 30 seconds left on the last door
>look for new routes for the sake of experimenting and finish 9 minutes over time according to my timer
>”Achievement Unlicked: Speed Reader”
>???
is that the speed run library one. Don't really remember the og CEA achieveo's
ye

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 02:33:51 AM »
Wait it says it’s 30 minutes or less, but on my timer it says I took 49. Wtf lmao

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 02:32:53 AM »
>doing Speed reader achievement in CEA
>die a fucking million times on the second floor
>decide to keep going for practice even though the run is clearly dead
>almost salvage it but die with 30 seconds left on the last door
>look for new routes for the sake of experimenting and finish 9 minutes over time according to my timer
>”Achievement Unlicked: Speed Reader”
>???

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 10, 2018, 12:45:05 AM »
Hey guys how funny is the word foreskin lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’―

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Hit me with that good shit

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tell me what you think is good in the world and i'll tell you precisely why it's actually bad
Cats that are particularly approachable and smoochy.

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The Flood / Re: Pay ChallengerX a compliment
« on: June 09, 2018, 09:40:36 PM »
Chally man you live in a society an I respecc dat πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜€

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 09, 2018, 09:39:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 09, 2018, 09:38:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 09, 2018, 09:36:07 PM »

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DesπŸ…±οΈacito

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 07, 2018, 03:49:17 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Why is challengerX such a bad person?
« on: June 07, 2018, 03:47:21 AM »
His goat left him
CHALLENGERX RESIGNED πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: Look at this pathetic forum die.
« on: June 07, 2018, 03:18:52 AM »
We live in a society

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The Flood / Re: I realized where the MCU stole its mojo from
« on: June 07, 2018, 03:13:56 AM »
i got excited and thought this was a thread about Mojo for a second

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The Flood / Re: *Knock on Door*
« on: June 07, 2018, 03:13:24 AM »
Sean the accident was 2 years ago

You have to let me go

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 06, 2018, 05:50:03 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: June 05, 2018, 07:15:18 AM »
Man I just got humbled. 6 for 22 in Reach team Slayer. The connection was good too so I have absolutely no excuse.

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