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The Flood / Re: hey
« on: September 11, 2015, 02:39:30 AM »
ayy lmao it's reketmengo

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My uncle is a mechanic, so I obtain hella low prices when it comes to the usual servicing. Aside from that, I had to pay $100 for the transmission replacement.

Man, that's still pretty cheap. From my experience, removing an Alternator alone can be up to $300 AU in Labor. 

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Yeah, I'd never do that

But you're rich and whatnot.

Other than the occasional oil change and tire rotation, my brother stripped the transmission in my Camry. Luckily, I have a long lasting warranty.

It's so much cheaper if you're getting a mate to do it for free, ayy.

No benefits whatsoever, and a handful of problems

But now I actually have something remotely interesting to talk about!

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so you didn't go 40,000km without servicing your car

Well, seeing as I didn't drain what was left of the old oil before replacing it, inspect the Drive Belt and hoses in the Engine compartment, clean/replace the Air Filter, or inspect the undercarriage for holes in the exhaust, I was missing some fairly important aspects of the service.

Computers suck.
And they're called wrenches, you fucking bong.

Fuck you, I call tham what I want because 'Straya.


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The Flood / Re: We're doing Anarchy THIS weekend?
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:30:40 PM »
brb firing up the old meme machine to post top quality doots in anarchy

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The Flood / Re: Aliens
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:19:30 PM »
ayyliens

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Unban All Members for Anarchy
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:16:40 PM »
Comms would manage to get banned again in a few seconds.

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The Flood / Re: You can only eat at one fast food restaurant for life
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:59:06 PM »
McDonalds. Their food is the least shit out of all the major chains, from my experience.

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The Flood / Re: 911 thread
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:57:03 PM »
hello yes 911 I'd like an ambulance please

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The Flood / Re: New Subway promotion
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:55:51 PM »
stop

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The Flood / Re: So its 9/11 today.
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:55:04 PM »
absolutely memed

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The Flood / Re: ITT we post bad jokes.
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:29:18 PM »
>tfw you have a thousand shit jokes for situations like this, and you forget them all

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Gaming / Re: GTA V Mario
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:42:38 PM »
1v1 me in GTAV

brb getting a PC and GTA V with all that money I have
Fixed

PC? Well, we're golden. Brb getting a job for that last little bit of money for GTA

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Gaming / Re: GTA V Mario
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:40:05 PM »
1v1 me in GTAV

brb getting an XB1 and GTA V with all that money I didn't spend on a Wii U

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Gaming / Re: GTA V Mario
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:38:03 PM »
That's Kart toughness to you Mario

It's not a Pipe Frame, 0/10

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News / Re: Community Feedback
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:36:52 PM »
Is there any way, at all, to prevent an edited post from double-notifying everybody in the quote chain? It gets a little inconvenient at times.

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Fuck I just had to replace my car's PCM. Gets better gas mileage now I'd say.

The joys of Electronically controlled Engines.

When I was on a trial Apprenticeship, I was surprised at the troubleshooting procedure. They plugged this PDA thing (made by the Car Manufacturer, in this case, Honda) into the car, and it displayed certain error codes. Half of them just meant you had to wipe the code and move on, as nothing was actually wrong. I was expecting it to be an "open the bonnet, grab a spanner, and go wild" type deal.

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:27:54 PM »
Someone should bump the birthday thread

It's locked. rip in uncelebrated birthdays.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Thinking About Putting Linux on My Laptop
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:21:15 PM »
I think you can download an emulator for certain OS', but I'm not sure what specifically supports across platform. It makes it easy to instantaneously switch, if, for example, you're in an emergency and need to play Zoombinis on a Mac.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw fapping with IcyHot and some of it goes up my peehole
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:17:26 PM »
>tfw getting any exothermic substances near your ballsack and/or pee pee

so this is what it feels like to have one's nether regions' temperature elevated outside the threshold of comfort.

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The Flood / Re: oh
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:08:32 PM »
headcanon for IRL: memes ensue.

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Oh. So the vehicle isn't even yours then. Proceed to ride it until it can't go no more.

The acquire your own sexy beast and take loving care of it.

But it's my Mum's so when I get my own, the natural thing to do is slap a new set of tires on that baby and pay for a service :^)

Make no mistake, my first Car will be well looked after. Never mind that each service is probably going to be more expensive than the Car itself!

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OP not servicing his sexy beast.

What are you?

A broke ass nigga driving his Mum's Camry.

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The Flood / Re: Food advice thread
« on: September 10, 2015, 12:28:45 PM »
Presentation is important with guests :^)

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon GO Trailer for IPhone & Android
« on: September 10, 2015, 12:22:05 PM »
Is this like geocaching but with Pokemon?

I'd actually like that.

You just reminded me. Now I absolutely must go on a spree and find like 500 Geocaches in a row.

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You're gonna have to tear the block apart and replace the piston rings you fried

well, considering I don't run it obscenely rich, and I also don't refuse to go under 7,000 RPM at any one time, they're pretty much fine mang

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>km
>slightly less convenient unit of measurement that is miles

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The Flood / Re: its adub's birthday today
« on: September 10, 2015, 11:33:37 AM »
ayy lmao

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