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The Flood / Re: People you automatically hate
« on: September 17, 2015, 10:14:13 AM »
A little story on this.

So i've been going to the gym every morning. Working out to look better.
It's a rule that you MUST clean up the machine you used after you finished it.
I automatically hate the people who DON'T do this, because it's disgusting.

Even just leaving shit where you moved it, instead of putting it back is a bit of a scumbag move.

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The Flood / Re: People you automatically hate
« on: September 17, 2015, 10:11:19 AM »
I got mad respect for anyone who shells out for bags instead of chopping or getting some eBay short springs.

I should've specified this: They say it's bagged, but in reality they just chopped, and half the rear bumper has been scraped into oblivion and the whole thing handles like a sloppy shit.

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The Flood / Re: People you automatically hate
« on: September 17, 2015, 10:06:55 AM »
People who drive bagged Commodores. Such a waste of an affordable and reliable car.

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The Flood / Re: IP Address
« on: September 17, 2015, 10:04:03 AM »
What was there to learn? I don't give a fuck if someone knows where I live. At all.

Let's see who doesn't care when you unexpectedly get a package in the mail, you open it and find an empty jar. You don't have any use for it, but you keep it because you hate wasting things. A few months down the track, a friend asks to borrow one. You remember that you have one tucked away in a cupboard and go to get it later that day. You find it, and decide to wash it before you give it to them. Yeah, you're pretty cool like that. You open it and BOOM! You get the real intended present. The anonymous sender ripped a whopping after-grog fart right into the jar, and the rancid stench is now accosting your nostrils, perhaps even your taste buds.

As you keel over, eyes watering from the sheer pungency of the jar's invisible contents, you realize that you've been rused, and more diabolical pranks may follow. No longer are you safe in the anonymity of your home. 

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News / Re: Community Feedback
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:52:22 AM »
I feel that Vote retraction/changing should be a thing in open polls.

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The Flood / Re: Made this for shits and giggles
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
Hexakill? Who even says that?

Visionaries.

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Gaming / Re: Halo: CE - Your Weapon(s) of Choice? (Progress: Keyes)
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:42:27 AM »
The AR is your friend when making a whole crowd of Flood buddies :^)

Just remember to shoot off both the Tentacle arm and head of Elite combat forms, as they can still melee when their arms are missing but their head is still on, somehow.

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The Flood / Re: IP Address
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:40:28 AM »
1337.420:69

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60 FPS.
enjoy tetris

Ain't nothing wrong with sacrificing polygon count to keep a high framerate :^)



OT: I'd really love to see more games with mod support.

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The Flood / Re: New name for Psy
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:29:40 AM »
Psyduck is a pretty good one tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: Dogruk misses mother ogre
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:28:37 AM »
>sep7agon's reaction when a new member tries to roleplay


Guy's been around a while, actually.

brb editing post

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The Flood / Re: Dogruk misses mother ogre
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:23:36 AM »
>sep7agon's reaction when a neutral karma member (or anyone, really) tries to roleplay


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The Flood / Re: Adventure Thread
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:14:30 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Front page, bitches!
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:02:47 AM »
313,000 views omg class can I have your autograph

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The Flood / Re: Origin of some other guys username?
« on: September 17, 2015, 08:39:38 AM »
oh.

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The Flood / Re: Origin of some other guys username?
« on: September 17, 2015, 08:23:15 AM »
Disappointed this thread didn't take off fam.

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The Flood / Re: Origin of some other guys username?
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:44:26 AM »
Connoisseur of Dicks works in a really posh branch of the Adult film industry. His collection of abstract phalli images has earned him that nickname IRL, so he uses that name here too.

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Gaming / Re: Halo: CE - Your Weapon(s) of Choice? (Progress: Keyes)
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:42:27 AM »
There's not a whole lot of weapons in this game, but I still found myself picking favorites: The plasma pistol and the shotgun.
Be warned, Halo: CE is the last time the plasma pistol is ever useful as a primary weapon.

Or the plasma rifle
Or the needler
Or the assault rifle (pre-halo 4)

And the Ghost's strafe ability has been hamstrung into oblivion.

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The Flood / oh
« on: September 17, 2015, 02:24:25 AM »


tbh lad

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The Flood / Re: another corset thread-chan
« on: September 17, 2015, 02:18:07 AM »
Corsets are pretty meh tbh fam imo lad

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The Flood / Re: tfw no iwf
« on: September 17, 2015, 02:08:14 AM »
wat

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Damn, I was going to say it.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:12:47 AM »
oh.

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Gaming / Re: Halo: CE - Your Weapon(s) of Choice? (Progress: Keyes)
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:10:57 AM »
I like using the Pistol and the Plasma Pistol. I found them both pretty fun to use, and they're available in nearly every mission.

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The Flood / Re: Front page, bitches!
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:06:04 AM »
aw shit son

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Gaming / Re: Halo has turned into fucking anime
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:03:26 AM »
There were even a few Beach vacations.

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The Flood / Re: >5 downvotes
« on: September 17, 2015, 01:01:39 AM »
imgur is nothing more to me than a website to upload and store images

why would anyone conceivably give a fuck what its community is like

When you add Comments/Replies and a Karma system to an imageboard, it's kind of hard to not pay attention to what other users are like.

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The Flood / Re: users that could be twins?
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:54:23 PM »
DBZ
JoJo
Zelda
Pokemon

I volunteer as second Big Boss twin.

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The Flood / Re: behold
« on: September 16, 2015, 10:51:06 PM »
ayy lmao

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