um, lewd

I'd generally build a diverse population, wait until I had enough, and then split them into multiple groups to attack the opposing base from multiple angles. If a single group ran into an attack force and got wiped out, I could pull the rest of my units back, or just race to destroy the enemy base first.

In Halo Wars specifically, you could make like a billion Cobras, have them all in lockdown mode or whatever it's called, have all sniper towers near your base occupied, and just clean up everything that comes your way, and counterattack after their biggest force gets memed. I'm surprised at how effective Elephant rushing is against AI, but it's the most boring thing ever, so I never do it.

Quote from: Mikasa Ackerman on September 20, 2015, 08:51:08 PM

Teleportation. Not only for myself, which I would use to never be late to anything ever again, but I would teleport retards to the Sun.

I'd love to be able to teleport other people. I would find some guy having a shower and teleport him to some kids birthday party.

I've been paranoid of shit like this happening to me. Like, I'd be taking a leak, and the next moment I'm suddenly desecrating some really important landmark in front of hundreds of people.

The most obnoxious super power I can think of, is summoning a really strong gale at will. Oh, you're loosely holding those extremely important looking documents? 

That was really bad

kids these days and their steel helmets smh

someone's gotta protect their head from jet fuel.

Of course. You want it because of the Dio/DIO combo.

tbh I'd be content with spamming Tommy gun volleys as Joseph again, with even whackier animations.

That looks even more absurdly absurd than all-star battle.

This is perfect timing. I just saw the non-reversed one.

Thread derailed, lock requested.

What were the artists even thinking when they decided to make that Wraith Design. It's putrid.

Discs included in Cereals again when?

They really should've spent more time on making sure their older products run the latest iOS smoothly, or just not bother making them able to run it at all. It's a pain in the ass when the software is too demanding for the device, and causes major lag and crashes.

Spoiler

That's slightly terrifying.

They were obviously playing a really diabolical prank. Everybody knows that all bombs are black spheres with a bit of string sticking out the top.