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7381
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:20:49 AM »
Weed inspector reporting for booty.
fixed
7382
« on: September 23, 2015, 01:01:26 AM »
I thought this was going to be about that psycho that disembowled his girlfriend after getting butthurt about potentially being a Cuck.
This is still pretty fucked up.
7383
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:43:50 AM »
stop
7384
« on: September 22, 2015, 11:34:43 PM »
The highest we ever went was double doggy dare.
7385
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:37:39 PM »
Well, I only got it last year due to being extremely poor and cheap, and playing Halo Custom Edition until 2010. what I disliked I absolutely hated the effort they went to in order to make the Wraiths nearly impossible to drive. Literally all it did was slightly prolong the amount of time it took me to steal those fuckers. If the developers didn't want me driving one because that makes it "too easy," then they shouldn't have them there in the first place, or figured out some harder enemies.
I also hated how long it took me to find some of the items to investigate. I was fine with them being in buildings and whatnot, but the Sniper stuck in the powerlines was objectively bullshit and I wasted 2 hours looking around that area for it.
I just wish the Engineers weren't so ridiculously overpowered, because it practically forced the Player to have a Plasma Pistol equipped at most times on Legendary. They were that annoying, I didn't have any guilt in sending them to their graves despite the Voice logs and the later part of the game trying to make the player empathize with them I loved VISR, and the Automag was pretty fun to use. The Weapon storages were pretty nifty, and the variation in Power Weapons/Mongooses available was a nice touch. Firefight was pretty fun too, although the Brute Chieftains having immortality was a bit overpowered, especially when there is no way to avoid their hammer swings in laggy matches.
7386
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:20:37 PM »
tbh it better be pretty ebin bro
7387
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:19:54 PM »
"sand people don't have emotions"
7388
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:09:22 PM »
Meme inspector reporting for dooty.
7389
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:59:52 AM »
He should allow all future posts to be scraped towards my total post count instead :^)
7390
« on: September 22, 2015, 08:56:41 AM »
Sleeping pills at night, coffee in the morning.
Or you can cheat school entirely and use those Performance enhancing drugs that became a fad for students in 2013 during study.
7391
« on: September 22, 2015, 08:03:17 AM »
adopt an armenian so you can teach him his history properly on how the genocide never happened.
7392
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:49:25 AM »
Damn, I was just about to mention mine being in a transitional period between brown and a sort of grey-blue.
Never heard of this happening before.
7393
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:41:11 AM »
In 10 years, I too, shall be a cool kid.
7394
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:55:58 AM »
I guess I'm not trustworthy, then, since I meet every requirement and still can't get my Sultan of Swing title that I so covet. :c Titlebar, not title. You achieve custom titles as soon as you achieve the Marty rank. The requirements for which are 117 days logged into the site on your account, and somewhere around 15,000 posts. No one actually knows the number of posts needed. I got it very early starting at around 14k posts, so... Yeah.
Do I have it?
 Get one of these to press F5 for the next 40 days and you'll be sweet.
7395
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:37:24 AM »
Dont You Ever Speak To A Girl Like That Ever Or I Will Find You And Punch You I Dont Care How Small I Am Im Tall For My Age (I claim to be 15 but Im really 11 btw)
[/2007 era me posting]
7396
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:20:53 AM »
More time for activities :^)
7397
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:07:12 AM »
I'll play it by ear. I was pretty much fine when I heard he wasn't real, and I don't see a reason for it to negatively impact one's trust on their parents. But then again, I guess I was only concerned about a stable influx of presents at Christmas, and my mindset on such matters was pretty uncommon (presumably) for an 8 year old.
7398
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:03:11 AM »
In year 9, that one mate who just has to throw shit at anybody and everybody, absolutely pegged a large apple with all his strength at a group of people in the school courtyard at lunch. His throw went way higher than intended, and it went clean through a window, leaving a near perfectly circular hole with some cracks extending out from it, with apple fragments and juice going everywhere in the hallway.
There was a moment where everybody just stood still, followed by more than half the people present running away as fast as possible, despite having nothing to do with the incident. When the Teacher angrily called out who did it, he owned up immediately though, and got off with a stern talking to, and an $80 dollar bill for the replacement of the window.
Honestly you had to be there, because the collective pants-shitting reaction of about 30 people who thought they were in trouble, is one of the funniest memories of mine to date.
7399
« on: September 22, 2015, 05:40:32 AM »
I'm more or less in a Courtney Barnett phase right now. Her latest album is full of quality tunes.
7400
« on: September 22, 2015, 12:51:19 AM »
stop
7401
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:31:50 PM »
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
7402
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:20:41 PM »
More like 343 plz buff netcode. In all halo games when things get a bit laggy, shooting people becomes nearly impossible, and all melee weapons become inexplicably overpowered.
7403
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:17:32 PM »
The overall art style was nice. I wish they'd have showcased it better by allowing color customization on the structuring in forge, and putting more color into the map in general. Grey, Green and Blue got old real fast, especially when most of the games played were on FW.
7404
« on: September 21, 2015, 07:49:36 PM »
What a CASUAL
>1366
>July, 30 2014
You forgot the 59 days of time online too
LURKER U R K E R
7405
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:15:42 AM »
I was pretty good at it. I generally didn't need them, but I kept the habit up just in case I changed my mind in School, and decided to go to university.
7406
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:12:28 AM »
-Member ranking instantly coming to a standstill after pretty much rocketing up 3 ranks to Heroic in the first 700 posts, and then needing another 2300 to advance a single rank. Minor issue that's pretty much inconsequential, but it's a bit annoying nonetheless.
-b.net's layout and broken search feature, subforums locked specifically for people who have played Destiny, as well as the fact the new webmaster actively wrote the site with disabling browser extensions with ranks in mind.
-Public displays of affection
-This itchy af scab in my buttcrack that hasn't healed for months despite my wondrous restraint in not scratching it.
7407
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:10:03 AM »
TLoZ: TP theme or bust
7408
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:09:15 AM »
diatribe
You're such a wordsmith, Verb.
7409
« on: September 21, 2015, 09:05:59 AM »
>be me
>2007
>playing UT2003
>final boss fight against Malcom
>really shit at games, this is my 30th attempt
>AI is a fucking demon, auto-adjusts to player skill and always knows player location, is the king of flanking in a maze map
>We both trade kills reasonably evenly early on, but he gets harder and harder and I end up dying 5 times in a row at one point
>he's 2 kills away from victory at this point
>camp in the upper hall and shock combo him 4 times in a row before he manages to snipe me
>proceed to go into the maze after spawning, and spam the Flack Cannon off walls, manage to kill him but waste all my ammo
>comes down to 9 kills each, next one wins. Due to my recent kills he's on the highest difficulty setting
>Return to middle level to try and cross the map faster and resupply ammo
>he gets max health powerup and disappears into the maze
>I'm fucking done for.jpg
>Have lightning gun out, and I can never get a kill with the Shield Cannon so it was the best possible weapon anyway
>encounter him in the maze, he gets to work on mowing me down with his AR
>I miss the first shot, charge up time is agonizingly slow, watch my health drain lower and lower
>second shot is headshot, just as I'm on 3 health points
>11 year old me is astounded, spend rest of week in the best mood, ever
>Never forget the day I finally ended the tyranny of Malcom
7410
« on: September 21, 2015, 08:43:06 AM »
doot doot
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