Just ordered SSB64 for $60. I'm pretty happy considering most PAL copies are upwards of $100 tbh fam. Might try to buy Wii-U next before obtaining Melee and Brawl.

Gon' have so many game nights with my mates (assuming there are no issues with the Game).

I ally with Kupo for Autism Goku. The dream team.

I could roll some heads with the Fused Shadows but there's probs some even more OP shit out there ayy.

SHUT UP ZONDA

It's a serious issue and ignoring it doesn't make the gaping hole in our lives any less abysmal.

You just wait when I move to Stockton (since I have internet over there) and we'll have a match with each other in Mario Kart 8, 200cc and we'll see if it's a slot machine boy.

I'll just deliberately lag behind you (since you're so slow) until I pick up a Crazy 8, then throw the entire thing at you before the finish line :^)

But srs fam, against AI it's mostly luck. I've beaten the Staff Ghosts (specifically Mute City because that one was an actual challenge at first) on every track by a few seconds, and driving at my consistent best it seems to depend mostly on what items I get, and 8 coins in a row aren't going to help me a whole lot (unless no Red/blue shells are thrown my way). I also find it annoying how zippy the AI are. Even with the lightest possible selection they can out-accelerate you and often dash across the track at a turn rate impossible to replicate by human-controlled players. That and even as a heavy character, Toad can effortlessly knock you out of the way, and all AI seem to be hyper-aware of your exact location, trying to slipstream you or send an item your way mid-corner, throwing at an angle just outside that manageable by a Controller. This is pretty inconsequential because I'm such a fucking good driver that I leave them in the dust after the first Item boxes, but I'm not always going to be able to get an item I can defend myself right off the bat with, in which case the result is always up to the RNG, which gives away red shells to the AI like candy half the time, and I won't always be able to drift with my back against a wall to cancel out those Red shells either. So yeah, it is mainly dependent on Luck, even for skilled racers.

On a side note, I find it surprising how often the Blue Shell doesn't actually have much of an impact on the final placings, given how everybody treats it.

I'm waiting for that epic Peggle 3 annoucement

>tfw no Need for Speed: Underground 3

Mad cuz it took you months to beat something so easy :^3

>implying the game isn't just a slot machine on 150cc and above

I don't know why I stopped playing this game.

Did the RNG shit on you 800,000 times in a row denying you 3 gold stars in the Crossing Cup because Cheese land and Animal Crossing are the 2 biggest rape dungeons in the entire game? That'll do it fam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
GIT GUD FUCKING SCRUB!

Mad cause the RNG was feeling friendly and you finished the entire game in a single day, leaving yourself nothing to do after that and having a frustratingly boring experience

get it lad

Ackinator with the Curveballs fam

The budget would be a whopping $8.50.

You still doing that TV tropes thingy?

greatest moment in video game history when this rippa played

I've never had eggnog before.

me neither tbh fam

tfw Midna's shortstack ass will never ride my cock

why live

best waifu