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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »
Tbh fam when I was 11 and saw a picture of one I was legit terrified, but they don't really disgust me.

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Gaming / Re: What game would you rate 0/10?
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:59:22 PM »
I can't think of any games I'd give a 0/10, but I've played some Halo Custom Edition mods that come close.

There's this one map with like 8 different releases, that's just a compilation of Sonic, Ratchet and Clank and Mario assets (probably can't even call them that tbh) thrown together in Assault on the Control Room's first open canyon bsp. I'd assume it was intended for use as a collective tag dump, but the maps were still a collective piece of shit and ripping tags from maps usually corrupts the file anyway.

Bigass also has possibly the worst map layout of any Multiplayer game including mods, but the texturing and gunplay was good enough for it to not be a 0.

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Gaming / Re: ITT: Annoying music in videogames.
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:44:08 PM »
Flower Fields in Paper Mario 64 has possibly the shittest track in gaming before you beat the boss of the level.

Also, the City in the Sky theme was extremely grating and dischordant in Twilight Princess. Some part of me kind of likes it, but the rest of me hates that theme with a burning passion.

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Gaming / Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
« on: December 05, 2015, 05:54:43 AM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:48:05 AM »
zonda go to bed
You're not my real mum

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Gaming / Re: So. who here still plays halo reach?
« on: December 05, 2015, 04:20:49 AM »
Oh my fucking god that shit still exists?
FUCKING WHY?
Because it was released in a patch after launch and has gravity hammers and flaming red helmets and is therefore better just like blocking off half a map to destroy game flow and adding lighting effects so you can't see shit hahaha im 12

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The Flood / Re: *ahem*
« on: December 05, 2015, 03:20:51 AM »
You still play much Custom Edition? Add my steam if so breh

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:41:22 AM »

Lemon is Lord Admirals
But Admirals is only shilling like 1/10th as hard.

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Gaming / Re: Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:39:18 AM »
Reach's covenant vehicle flying into the sky at warp speed glitch was good for a laugh too. Happened to me like 5 times and I wasn't even mad. I guess that's what Australian Shiternet gets you ayy
I saw that happen way too many times when I would I play on that shitty BTB map Asphalt. I'm glad Bungie never fixed this because it was always hilarious to see a Wraith randomly get ejected into the sky at lightspeed.
no Wraith, Revenant or Ghost driver was safe. I have a few clips saved to my Xbox that are just as funny to watch as they were the first time, thanks to that.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Content Update 2 - Cartographer's Gift
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:34:06 AM »
Reading through this thread has me very concerned.

Guys, has Lemon been kidnapped?

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Gaming / Re: Favorite glitches in games?
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:04:14 AM »
Halo CE's out of map glitches basically broke CTF in most games. It was pretty fun to explore too.

Reach's covenant vehicle flying into the sky at warp speed glitch was good for a laugh too. Happened to me like 5 times and I wasn't even mad. I guess that's what Australian Shiternet gets you ayy

Railsliding in F-Zero X was also fun to learn and use, but made even Master Difficulty a bit too easy to clock tbh.

SSB64's Turtle shell glitch was pretty funny to use with Mario's down-special but could only be done in training mode.

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Gaming / Re: So. who here still plays halo reach?
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:35:10 AM »
I tried to get back into it a while ago, but after the 300th Zombie Ghosts match in a row I decided I hated the game and everybody who plays it tbh

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The Flood / Re: What is the perfect weather?
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:30:54 AM »
20-30 degrees C, sunny and with a light breeze at most, but I don't mind it getting ridiculously hot either tbh. Love me a good 45 degree day.

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My computer will never run this and that makes me sad
>tfw

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The Flood / Re: Okay what does smh mean?
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:26:58 PM »
Send memes here

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The Flood / Re: i'm a wreck
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:25:53 PM »
Tbh fam I think I'm on the worst state mentally that I've been in since 2006.

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The Flood / Re: All tissues are Kleenex.
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:19:28 PM »
All memes are Ryle's

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The Flood / Re: what am I known for on this site
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:17:21 PM »
"Aw shit son"

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The Flood / Re: Favorite model year?
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:13:49 PM »
1992 gave us the McLaren F1
1970-'72 gave us the Ford XY Falcon GT which was pre goat tbh. Pity safety laws were updated to prevent them from making their 160 mph road car at the time ayy.
1974 Holden Toranas are also sexy af.

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The Flood / Re: Despite what we might say, we really always knew
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:06:19 PM »
Stop

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The Flood / Re: Is it weird to only like attractive people?
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:04:40 PM »
It's not that uncommon to set any form of visual standard for dating. Isn't it practically a meme that a lot of Women refuse to date anybody shorter than 6'?


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The Flood / Re: Favorite jews?
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:53:31 PM »
Cheat

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Serious / Re: How Many of You Have Actually Used A Gun?
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:42:08 PM »
Never have tbh fam.

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Mega Thread
« on: December 03, 2015, 03:38:52 PM »

I definitely thought you got Sm4sh.......I was almost happy ;_____;
is k bbe, Sm4sh is gon b soon I promise

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The Flood / "Ayy lmao" is a pretty solid meme tbh
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:39:06 AM »
☑ Is able to be used as a jovial greeting
☑ Can involve Aliens
☑ Takes little effort to make a solid image macro with
☑ Isn't 2spooky4u
☑ Can be paired with other memes (e.g Yee)
☑ Ayy lmao

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The Flood / Re: how long have you been ugly?
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:33:19 AM »
Eh, I've been on a steady improvement all the way through my teenage years tbh

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The Flood / Re: Things to do in Walmart
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:26:03 AM »
Rearrange the Big M's to spell "MEMES," "REEEEE" or "UR MUM"

>tfw non-Australians just won't understand

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Look out, the men in the white coats are calling for you

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Gaming / Re: Wii U best selling item at Target.com today
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:10:07 AM »
Splatoon Bundle for $360 was a pre decent price in Aus. I'd have gone for that if a MK8 Bundle hadn't come up for $350 at Cash Converters. Got Super Mario 3D world for $30 too ayy.

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The Flood / Re: I have over 100GB of Scat Porn
« on: December 03, 2015, 09:05:41 AM »
What the fuck even happened to you?
Botched Lobotomy from a Verti-Assault team.

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