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5731
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:46:59 PM »
What do you get when you run in front of a car?
ti-oh.
5732
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:45:48 PM »
I also picture Ryle as an AI that moderates FurNet and has 20% of his processing power dedicated to browsing/making memes to post here.
5733
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:41:26 PM »
It's between Bum fluff and stubble, and grows slowly. I ain't complaining, good razors are expensive af.
5734
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:38:16 PM »
I'm totally cute, right?
sorry fam, I have some bad news hi
ayy lmao
5735
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:32:41 PM »
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?
Spoiler He was hit by a bus. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
5736
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:30:46 PM »
HOLY FUCK MORE LIKE MR SAVAGEOLOGIST
5737
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:28:25 PM »
okay okay enough joking around.
It actually goes
"Do you know how many stars there are in the sky?"
"yeah heaps lmao"
"that's how many times I've listened to smashmouth all st-"
"I'm out the front"
5738
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:21:56 PM »
-Advance Wars 1 and 2
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
-Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
5739
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:19:47 PM »
5740
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:15:56 PM »
"hey"
[seen 14:10]
5741
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:13:13 PM »
Autistic children from ages 7 to 24 will feel the need to vocally explain to their parents which characters are onscreen and what is happening.
had a chuckle tbh
5742
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:12:02 PM »
94% of people didn't believe #18!
5743
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:10:26 PM »
not yet fam
5744
« on: December 16, 2015, 07:04:48 PM »
I'm going to. A girl that beautiful doesn't come around that often, and I was a fool not see it before. And the emptiness I feel, I don't think any of you would know. I just want to spend time with another human being. Instead I read a book a week to keep myself busy but it isn't working
"I want her now because she's out of reach and I'm thirsty for some head" >14 year old boy reasoning. I've thought this way before, and it's one of the worst mindsets to be in about other people. You're objectifying her fam. Because of your past actions, anything you do will only creep her out further. She's not going to see the gift and think "oh, what a romantic gesture." She'll be thinking "oh, that guy is still being obscenely clingy and now I need a new place to work." Let's not forget that if, by some freak act of divine intervention, she actually starts to like you again, you're only going to lose interest in her again because you have some serious commitment issues. My advice: go out drinking with some friends if you're having a hard time not thinking about her, and please get some counseling before you even consider getting into a relationship again. Apparently the whole "when you fall in love with someone, you fall in love with their flaws" thing goes straight over your head.
5745
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:41:55 PM »
All my work to be Sep7's creepy uncle gone to waste
Sex threads can only get you so far. If you wanna compete with Roman you gotta start stalking your Exes because you just want a blowjob.
5746
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:38:05 PM »
probs zero tbh. I've only seen two films in cinemas this year.
5747
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:54:51 AM »
Update: The Huntsman spiderbro has agreed to move in to the front yard to give me some space.
5748
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:53:13 AM »
Who is the one person who voted for option 1?
Damn Moonrunes
we may never know
5749
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:52:12 PM »
No, you aren't a Fruit clone
You are a dirty version of Fruit.
Dark Fruit
5750
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:51:36 PM »
you anti-spiderbros are the reason we can't have nice things.
5751
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:47:55 PM »
I was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'
fucking avin a laugh he was
most we sell is 10 per customer
so after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummy
this undead munter shuffles through the slamwindow
she groans up to the counter and says demdip
'Certainly, what kind would you like?'
demdip max
'Here you are'
'wan too'
'I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'
Did she have her hands on her face?
yeah
it was quite understandable though, she had a bit of a beard and this gruff voice so i didn't press the matter
cheerio lad
5752
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:38:01 PM »
（っ◕‿◕ ）っ浸透ロケットマンの肛門（っ◕‿◕ ）っ (~Tsu◕‿◕) sshintō rokettoman no kōmon (~tsu◕‿◕) ~tsu (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate rocketman's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ 
5753
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:33:55 PM »
PENETRATE
(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate rocketman's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ
5754
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:05:24 PM »
Basically a Fruit clone but not pink tbh
5755
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:03:46 PM »
LEMSIP COLD AND FLU TABLETS
Lemsip max for nobel peace prize 2007
5756
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:02:44 PM »
You can sleep over at my house
kk I'll be over after tea fam
5757
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:01:53 PM »
The Witcher 3 came out this year.
/thread
Inb4haters
tbh I think you just got added to Fruit's buddy list fam
5758
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:01:04 PM »
i dont know how to convey this in a post
theres no hold button
fix your site cheat ugh
5759
« on: December 15, 2015, 08:59:59 PM »
provides adequate relief from Cold and Flu symptoms.
5760
« on: December 15, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
2014 was worse honestly, so was 2013.
If anything, 2015 has been better.
I don't fucking care about Knack.
>not liking the GOAT
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