‘It’s like Every nightmare I’ve ever had fused into one and cloned itself, fucked the clone and those are its children’

Defensive tanks are so tedious to deal with. Think they’ll find a way to break the stalemate?

yeah, blow will do that to ya.

make girls have an existential crisis over the fact they can’t finish me?

Off-topic but I'm pretty sure I randomly came across one of your tweets yesterday.

oh sweet Jesus no

Can't relate. Never even hugged a girl before.

Can't relate. Live in the county with the highest amount of STDs 😂👌

h

So at the beginning of the year I decided to pull the plug on my relationship. She was incredibly toxic, manipulative and I had a pretty clear idea that she wasn’t going to change and there was a 90% chance she was a cheater (like all the warning signs were there and the guy was straight up terrified whenever I was around).

So after a messy fight and telling some quite nasty truths to her face that maybe didn’t need to be said, but felt good after tolerating her abuse for a few months I cut her off. I was unfamiliar with such ugly breakups at the time so I figured I’d try to rebound as a way to get her out of my head. I had numerous casual hookups earlier this year and I thought I wouldn’t have any problems as I wrapped my willy and literally never finished at any time.

Well one of the hookups explained to me that she was on the pill and that she was clean, well I was dumb enough to take her word for it and go in without protection, and boy was that a mistake. 2 weeks later I was getting really itchy and it kind of felt like I had a UTI as well.

To be on the safe side, I went and got myself checked. 100% confident I was clear and it was just my skin condition playing up (both of those symptoms often present themselves but were never anything that was actually harmful) and a week later I was told I had Chlamydia. Fucking legit this chapter of my life played out like RomanGladiator was its architect smh.

Fortunately the treatment is simple and I’m clean now, but I literally never thought I would get myself into that situation.

TL;DR: use protection or get slapped with the consequences.

Just getting my car registered after 12 months of putting it off

I ain't gonna let myself turn a clean, straight R34 into yet another project that just sits for decades at a time, collecting dust/rust

I can’t wait for Americans to point fingers at every scapegoat they can find except the guns themselves.

Or for the conspiracy theorists to come out of the woodwork and say the entire thing was staged and everybody involved was an actor.

Real talk, if pre-patch Diddy and Sheik come back in Smash 4.5 I’ll never complain about Bayonetta or the overwhelming number of FE characters ever again

Can a brotha get a link? 😋

https://twitter.com/cherryguts/status/1031938076094881792?s=21

‪There was this guy who used to play Halo Custom Edition under the tag ‘Saladin’ between ‘07 and ‘10. He was the biggest cheeser I’ve ever seen and was always BMing players he killed. He’d always be using wall glitches and spawn camping where possible. ‬He didn’t really talk much and I’m all honesty could’ve just been someone like Assassin11D7 Memeing, but if you’re reading this, Fuck you saladin for bringing on the wave of Mexicans ruining Halo CE with their constant lame tactics and cheating. Fucking cunt turned one of the best games ever into a wall hacking/aimbotting/spawn farming shitstorm for the rest of time smh

>dedicated server, no time limit so games don’t end until the score limit is reached
>Blood gulch, Snipers/pistols, no shields/50% health
>Crazy King FFA, 5 minutes to win
>typical game ends after 3+ hours and 500+ Kills for the people who don’t quit halfway through, generally 100+ deaths
>just another day in the life of the G3 clan server of 2009/10

Imagine being the kind of person who unironicly thinks that Fire Emblem is underrepresented in Smash Bros

this is so sad can we add 2 characters that ruin the game completely and nobody asked for to the roster