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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 25, 2018, 01:08:58 AM »
Hax needs to hurry the fuck up with the B0XX. I know the guy’s a perfectionist but my ECU and FCU tendons can only handle so much of the GameCube controller’s inputs.
Just replace them with robotic hands, problem solved 🇦🇶🐧
i’ll wire my neurons directly into the controller port for minimum input delay

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The Flood / I know >blogpost but I wanna get this written down somewhere
« on: September 22, 2018, 10:03:55 AM »
So I think I have depression. But it’s in such a minute, insignificant way I didn’t feel justified in doing something about it until now. I am incapable of feeling joy. I can remember feeling it in the past but not replicate it. It really frustrates me when I’m aware of it but I forget it so much that it isn’t even scary to acknowledge the fact anymore. If I remember writing this I’m gonna speak to my therapist about it on Tuesday.

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The Flood / Video editors I require your assistance
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:41:10 AM »
I have a meme idea but no editing software and no skills so pls enquire within

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The Flood / Re: (slightly graphic) how tf is this supposed to heal...
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:36:53 AM »
Also related note, had a scabbing patch of skin in my buttcrack that hasn’t healed in 3 years and I’m only just now seeing a doctor about it rip

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The Flood / Re: (slightly graphic) how tf is this supposed to heal...
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:36:01 AM »
Why have you not put a patch on that already? The friction from shoes and socks won’t be doing you any favours.

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The Flood / Re: Time or money
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:14:39 AM »
It all depends on:
-your satisfaction with your current situation, and
-whether you think the benefits of this change outweigh the drawbacks.

Do you have something you would rather be doing during that time? Or do you have a purpose for that money that justifies the extra time investment (even if it’s just futureproofing your account/fast tracking major financial goals)?

Personally I’d go for it in the context that I can still have enough time to myself that my working week isn’t my entire life, and that the contract is only temporary and I can choose to not renew it if I am dissatisfied with the change of lifestyle.

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The Flood / Re: What's one thing you wish you had done differently?
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:07:01 AM »
Would’ve let my hair down more and been a delinquent during my younger years, whilst also doing more in terms of creative pursuits and looking for work outside school hours.

If I’d saved enough I would’ve imported a JDM AE86 as a 14-16 year old and then sold it when my license opened up to one of those idiots who think a 35 year old corolla is worth $60,000.

Also DEFINITELY would’ve avoided the fuck outta meeting my ex’s lmao miss me with that personality disorder shit fams, no semi-neurotypical person deserves to be forced to experience any kind of interaction with somebody who has one of those

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:04:11 AM »
Hax needs to hurry the fuck up with the B0XX. I know the guy’s a perfectionist but my ECU and FCU tendons can only handle so much of the GameCube controller’s inputs.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 16, 2018, 01:48:29 AM »
Smash twitter is a bunch of bitches tbh

Also glad this thread is relevant again. Missed you guys. I stream if anyone wants to wifi me when Ultimate is out <3
It's either threads complaining about her or people looking for rule 34 of her lmao

At least it's not as bad as leddit tbh

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The Flood / Re: DBZA Episode 60: Part 1 released
« on: September 15, 2018, 02:56:00 AM »
Not gonna lie, seeing the season 4 announcement was p hype, but something seemed lacking throughout episode 60 compared to 59 and earlier.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 13, 2018, 11:25:05 PM »
smash twitter is surprisingly upset about Isabelle

These are the same glue sniffers that welcomed Corrin and Bayonetta with open arms so I guess I shouldn’t have been expecting much

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: September 13, 2018, 08:18:46 AM »
Stop watching shit channels. Go watch:
Hidden Experia
Late Night Gaming
HaloCanon
TehSpearheadGuy
Ducain23(if he ever uploads anything ever again)
look man I want to like Experia because he’s so damn enthusiastic and isn’t afraid to go balls deep into lore (shoves the fucking nutsack and a leg in there when the topic is the flood too) but if you’ve spent more than 20 minutes on any of the halo wikia pages, then all of his content that you don’t already know is straight up conjecture tbh. Also his voice annoys me deeply.

Also my post was about the Multiplayer nibbas. Aside from HF I normally watch every lore channel that pops up.

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The Flood / Re: Anybody Else In Flourence’s Way
« on: September 13, 2018, 04:42:11 AM »
Only Florence I gotta worry about is the one I knocked up in the back of me mates AU aye cunt

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: September 12, 2018, 09:05:19 PM »
Every Halo YouTuber is literally the exact same person I swear.

-obnoxiously boisterous over mic
-begins every video with unnecessarily long explanations of what the video is about
-req showcases that are literally montages of nothing entertaining happening
-each have their own squad of tryhards to carry them (v common for Warzone/FF)
-only good content is custom games footage

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The Flood / Re: I've fallen for a discord girl
« on: September 09, 2018, 11:18:21 PM »
Desty please seek some form of counselling and support

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The Flood / It’s early 2014.
« on: September 08, 2018, 05:21:48 AM »
You’re browsing the Bungie forums. You reply to a thread in #Destiny and immediately get attacked by one of the “veteran regulars” (you check his account and it’s only a week old). He tells you without prompt that he runs a successful business, netting “more money in a year than you’ll see in a lifetime, kid.”

What is your response?

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The Flood / Re: DBZA Episode 60: Part 1 released
« on: September 07, 2018, 10:49:02 PM »
Fucking Trunks giving Krillin the Senzu bean killed me

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 07, 2018, 02:46:08 AM »
There’s actually a fair bit of discussion about Isabelle on Smash Twitter, but they actually think Goku is likely so I’m taking that with a grain of salt.

Not gonna lie if they put a new Zelda character in I don’t personally see Skull Kid being the first one they go to (or Midna/Wolf Link rip), maybe a secondary villain from one of the later games (I.e: Zant), or even that fat dude that destroys the bridge of eldin

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: September 07, 2018, 02:22:27 AM »
If the direct is another FE character reveal, I’ll straight up wash my hands of this game before it even comes out.

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The Flood / Re: So uhh funny story
« on: September 07, 2018, 01:21:36 AM »
If she says she is clean - she probably isn't.

Had a friend who fucked prostitutes w/o a cum-dome. I then had to pay for his treatment since he didn't have enough money. He learned a couple of lessons then.
fuck mayne, that’s rough that he wasn’t even in a position to help himself after poor life choices.

But I don’t just straight up hook up w/ town bikes. I get to know them enough to gauge whether or not I trust them first, but clearly that alone wasn’t enough.
No joke, a good way of testing her yourself is by smelling the ol' wiener oven. STDs smell pretty bad.
eh it’s still a pretty inaccurate method. guys and girls both fucking reek the moment the pants come off if, say, you’re a morning shower person and you’re doing the deed later in the day.

Wrapping it and only fucking trusty ppl (or just staying on hiatus like I have been) seems to be the ez option tbh. Intercourse is incredibly overrated anyway.

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The Flood / Re: Nike Political Views
« on: September 06, 2018, 11:20:42 AM »
Let people sperg all they want. Free stock growth if I’ve ever seen

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The Flood / Re: So uhh funny story
« on: September 06, 2018, 10:53:47 AM »
If she says she is clean - she probably isn't.

Had a friend who fucked prostitutes w/o a cum-dome. I then had to pay for his treatment since he didn't have enough money. He learned a couple of lessons then.
fuck mayne, that’s rough that he wasn’t even in a position to help himself after poor life choices.

But I don’t just straight up hook up w/ town bikes. I get to know them enough to gauge whether or not I trust them first, but clearly that alone wasn’t enough.

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The Flood / Re: What do you do in your spare time for fun?
« on: September 06, 2018, 09:49:38 AM »
>Wanting any Hyundai
>Wanting a Golf

KYS
VAG cars are fucking baguette tier in their willingness to throw codes over nothing

But Hyundai and Kia both turned into actual desirable options some time this decade. It’s weird but their build quality is so much more solid than their old products

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The Flood / Re: What do you do in your spare time for fun?
« on: September 06, 2018, 09:45:10 AM »
If it’s your first project car, defs go something simple. I think drift tax is fine on AE86s/AW11s and na/nb Miatas on your side of the planet, so they’re my first suggestion. If you don’t mind something that needs a little more attention, Mitsubishi Starions and their Chrysler counterparts are fucking sick. But if you live in the salt band
P L E A S E don’t neglect that underbody. Hmu if you go down that Nissan rabbit hole tho, I know a thing or two about RB powered R-chassis.

My own hobby is planning to attend JDM meets and never showing up, and the occasional bout of Super Smash Bros. I haven’t touched 64 or 4 in a hot minute tho

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 06, 2018, 03:31:05 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So uhh funny story
« on: September 04, 2018, 10:33:43 PM »
Well I guess it's better to get chlamydia than to get some bitch pregnant.
i’ll take it as a learning lesson tbh. Much rather a $20 pill to solve my problems than have to raise another version of me (I was a fucking nightmare as a kid lmao)

If I stay a hoe I’m defs gonna make be telling people I ain’t smashing unprotected unless they (and I) have been checked recently.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 04, 2018, 05:53:52 AM »
*breaks through wall*

HEY GUYS 🙌🙌🙌🙌 DID YOU😩😩😩😩 KNOW THAT THE LS 😣😣ENGINE😥😥 IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MASTERPIECE😮😮😮 THEY'RE LITERALLY FREE AND COST NO MONEY 🏦🏦🏦🏦AT ALL TO SWAP♻♻♻ INTO CARS 🚗🚗🚗AND CAN MAKE WHATEVER💞💕💖💝💗💘💟💟 A BILLET VERSION OF YOUR TUNER ENGINE 🚘🚘🚘🚘CAN TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE ☝☝☝WITH LITERALLY NO WORK👊👊👊 OR MONEY👌👌👌 AND IF YOU👋👋👋HAVEN'T SWAPPED YOUR GARBAGE ENGINE FOR 💟👎💞👎✋👎💞👋✊AN LS YOU'RE LITERALLY AN IDIOT IT ONLY COSTS $5👌👌👌 I LITERALLY LS SWAPPED MY C5 THE OTHER DAY👌👌👌👌👍👎✊👋✋💘💖💗💞👊💞

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Gaming / Re: Destiny 2: Forsaken Thread
« on: September 03, 2018, 05:55:15 AM »
deej i keep getting error code banjo ur gaem is BROKEN!!1!111one!1

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The Flood / Re: DBZA Episode 60: Part 1 released
« on: September 03, 2018, 12:34:56 AM »
It's a shame that the real DBZ might be ending, but at least it ended at the good part.
i’ll never forget what they did with the Garlic Jr. saga. Quite literally the best thing that they could possibly have done

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