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9751
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:07:39 PM »
Coca cola is the only correct answer.
Ew
Heresy
No u
Hello u!
9752
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:04:24 PM »
Xbox
OVERLORDx117
9753
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:03:28 PM »
It got nuked twice.
9754
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:01:43 PM »
Coca cola is the only correct answer.
Ew
Heresy
9755
« on: July 28, 2014, 05:00:41 PM »
Cool
9756
« on: July 28, 2014, 04:58:25 PM »
Coca cola is the only correct answer.
9757
« on: July 28, 2014, 04:51:11 PM »
Wat
9758
« on: July 28, 2014, 04:50:29 PM »
Yo
9759
« on: July 28, 2014, 03:40:36 PM »
>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised
Damnit, WHY CAN'T I LIKE POSTS!
I dunno
9760
« on: July 28, 2014, 02:42:42 PM »
I swear Martin Sheen actually voices the Illusive man
He does.
9761
« on: July 28, 2014, 02:37:26 PM »
You are now my buddy.
9762
« on: July 28, 2014, 02:33:47 PM »
is it a banana?
9763
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:34:23 PM »
When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD
That copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14".
But it's still hilarious.
Y'know I saw an oppertunity and uhhhhh I took it and uhhhh Y'know just trying to do my part and uhhh Y'know try and get the win out there.
true
9764
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:30:02 PM »
9765
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:25:32 PM »
When I was 14 I almost had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Toronto and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing COD with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 14 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Lel get rekt XD
That copypasta is so old. Saw that coming when I saw, "14". But it's still hilarious.
9766
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:24:46 PM »
>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised
another similar story with my ex.
>talks about she wants sex non-stop for a month
>gets perfect opportunity for it
>she says " this feels weird"
>doesn't have sex
>Han remains a virgin.
Bitches be trifling.
9767
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:21:02 PM »
Oh my. That's not good.
9768
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:18:22 PM »
>be me
>be 16
>have first girlfriend
>said she'll give me a BJ
>her mom grounds her or some shit
>bj delayed
>she wants to do drugs tell her not to
>said she wants to know what it's like
>areuretarded.jpg
>does drugs with her shit friends behind my back
>tell her I'm disappointed
>she cries and is sad for next few days
>try to make it better
>breaks up with me over text
>MFW she wasted a month of my time and I didn't even get that bj she promised
9769
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:12:14 PM »
Crrrrrrrrringggeeee!!!!!
9770
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:08:51 PM »
9771
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:06:11 PM »
IIt makes me feel unloved.
9772
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:03:27 PM »
me first
9773
« on: July 28, 2014, 01:00:35 PM »
deej is sexy
9774
« on: July 28, 2014, 12:15:13 PM »
Probably not. I didn't exactly find the beta stunning.
Well, it was only a beta. It is not exactly the best way to judge an entire game. They give you maybe five or six hours of content out of the entire game, with many features still unavailable.
I know. I'll eventually get like I do with most games. Maybe a year or two after release. Just not something I'd really want to get into right now.
I mean... The beta is already longer than most games that are currently out for the PS4 and Xbone so..
And I don't have either the xbone or ps4.
9775
« on: July 28, 2014, 12:01:21 PM »
I would've been a mythic.....
9776
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:54:43 AM »
Probably not. I didn't exactly find the beta stunning.
Well, it was only a beta. It is not exactly the best way to judge an entire game. They give you maybe five or six hours of content out of the entire game, with many features still unavailable.
I know. I'll eventually get like I do with most games. Maybe a year or two after release. Just not something I'd really want to get into right now.
9777
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:46:58 AM »
Probably not. I didn't exactly find the beta stunning.
9778
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:45:22 AM »
I don't wanna
9779
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:34:13 AM »
Yeah! Now we don't have to talk about it anymore!
Until the next drama weekend starts.
9780
« on: July 28, 2014, 11:30:01 AM »
They're so obsessed. I played the beta. It was decent. Nothing special. Kind of boring actually.
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