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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] do u like muh art?
« on: August 13, 2014, 12:54:42 PM »
Puts the Mono Lisa to shame.

Da Vinci ain't got nothin on me.

9602
The Flood / Re: Two random horses are in my backyard, AMA
« on: August 13, 2014, 12:47:31 PM »
Tame them and ride them into battle.

9603
The Flood / Re: Fuck kids
« on: August 13, 2014, 12:45:50 PM »
Who would leave all that shit in front of a kid that small? That's the parents fault.

9604
The Flood / Re: [NSFW] do u like muh art?
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:23:29 PM »
Is that real?

It's mine. It took me years to care for it to make it into the beauty it is today.

9605
The Flood / Re: Is it gay to be gay?
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:21:56 PM »
its gay to happy

9606
The Flood / Re: The 'moved' threads are really annoying to look at.
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:16:59 PM »
No u.

9607
The Flood / Re: Rate your worst poop.
« on: August 12, 2014, 11:15:43 PM »
>be me
>just ate tons of mexican food and caramel popcorn
>farting up a smelly storm
>can feel my undies getting wet from the liquid poop coming out of my b-hole
>run to bathroom
>jump out of pants
>can barely contain my diarrhea
before I can even sit on the toilet, the diarrhea blasts out
 >sprays all over toilet and floor
>backsplash is large and gets all over my backside
>initial poop is gone
>tries to flush but toilet gets clogged
>jump in shower to wash off
>aftereffect
>liquid poop is all over shower floor
>get out of shower
>looks at destruction of bathroom
>leaves friends house

9608
The Flood / [NSFW] do u like muh art?
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:45:04 PM »
nsfw

Spoiler

?

9609
The Flood / Re: What the hell is going on at Bungie.net?!
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:00:15 PM »
For people who are saying i'm getting banned, i was only send a warning, nothing else, i never got a notification on me getting banned, i never even seen how long i'm banned, if this is true then Bungie needs to get there shit together.

I think it's safe to say now that if you get warned, you're banned.

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The Flood / Re: I love pussy.
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:15:36 PM »
That is some nice pussy.

9611
The Flood / Re: Rate the avatar above you
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:10:39 PM »

9612
The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 12, 2014, 08:59:11 PM »
Nah, he's sliding away on his autism drool.

That would make more sense.

9613
The Flood / Re: After some thought: DeeJ should nuke #Offtopic
« on: August 12, 2014, 08:58:00 PM »
The place is boring now anyways. I wouldn't really care if it gets nuked.

9614
The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 12, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »
*walks into circlejerk*

Hey, how's it goin-

*sees sign saying "Circlejerk over here"*

*slides away*

What are you sliding away on? The massive amounts of cum that has been produced from the circlejerk?

9615
The Flood / Re: Heroic Users Hangout
« on: August 12, 2014, 08:50:07 PM »
lel i'm not heroic yet I am in this thread.

9616
The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:39:24 PM »
Bye and don't die.

9617
The Flood / Re: Do my random assed threads make you smile?
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:34:30 PM »
Sometimes they give me a sensible chuckle.

9618
The Flood / Re: Would you have sex with a spider?
« on: August 12, 2014, 05:28:19 PM »
If I were drunk enough.

9619
The Flood / Re: These people are just the worst.
« on: August 12, 2014, 05:04:09 PM »
Look on the bright side. What if everybody took Robin's teaching's to heart and just laughed at them? Made jokes about them and with them. Or better yet, completely ignored them? Whole crowd just pushes past them and doesn't even pay attention would wind them up big time.
*sigh*

As much as I want these people to die, you're right. It's the rational thing to do

9620
The Flood / These people are just the worst.
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:18:07 PM »
http://http://www.ibtimes.com/robin-williams-dead-westboro-baptist-church-threatens-picket-actors-funeral-1656056

I don't understand how someone could be this soulless.

I really want to go to Robin Williams funeral now to counter-protest these heartless cunts.

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The Flood / Re: Robin Williams dead at 63
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:13:22 PM »
Hopefully, people in general take a minute to learn more about mental illness and depression in the wake of this tragedy.
Me too. I really hope this raises awareness.

9622
The Flood / Re: One Piece is a stupid show
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:10:34 PM »
Hue

9623
The Flood / Re: Is it Gay to Suck your Own Dick?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:00:56 PM »
Nope. I would if I could.

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The Flood / Re: Robin Williams dead at 63
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:41:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Robin Williams dead at 63
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:39:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Robin Williams dead at 63
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:33:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Riddle thread!
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:32:29 PM »
Riddles are destroyed by the internet.

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The Flood / Re: Good Aftermornevening, Flood.
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:31:11 PM »
I need to go to bed.

But I don't want to.

9629
The Flood / Re: Do you have any "special" folders on your computer?
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:13:23 PM »
"New Folder"

No one would ever guess.

9630
The Flood / Re: How can I get rich fast?
« on: August 11, 2014, 09:38:15 PM »
I'm a Nigerian Prince. Just give me your bank account info and I'll dump millions in there.

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