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7981
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:21:43 PM »
Well there was my fat hipster English teacher in 10th grade, my math teacher in 9th grade who got busted for sexually harassing girls(not the first time either), my principal who can't read, my vice principal who is a Nazi(has the mustache and everything), my gym teacher who has fought at least 4 students in the last 8 years(all the gym teachers are idiots on that matter), the pervert engineering teachers, and the fat fuck diabetic chemistry teacher who drinks mountain dew every morning.
I could go on and on.
7982
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:59:47 PM »
What if she invited him backstage after and actually sat on his face
7983
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:56:49 PM »
Can I get a hat on mine, pls?
It already has a hat though
7984
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:50:42 PM »
It's incredibly racist.
But incredibly hilarious so it's okay.
7985
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:24:06 PM »
Ayy lmao
7986
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:51:05 PM »
Discussions in school resemble a YouTube comment section, with complementary loss of brain cells.
I had to stop my lesbian friend from smashing her head into the desk during their "arguments".
7987
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:25:47 PM »
I just wanna fuck her
Why not both
Feet are gross jim
7988
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:20:56 PM »
Don't worry the feminists will find something to complain about it.
7989
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:20:13 PM »
I just wanna fuck her
7990
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:19:29 PM »
Why are you such a fucking chav?
listen here slut don't make me get my whip
Is that whip the one you usually let your mistress pleasure you with
Yea
7991
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:19:14 PM »
An hour and a half? When I had detention multiple times, it was for like three days straight. I only got detention my senior year, it was for always skipping school. I was really depressed and did not care about school and did not want to be around any of those people.
Detention for skipping school? My school doesn't care abou t that. But if you cut I need class, it's a suspension.
7992
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:17:12 PM »
Our teachers were pretty lax with uniform in PE. As long as you had a white shirt and blue trackies/ pants, they were fine.
However, I don't do PE anymore so I can laugh at all the plebs having to run round playing rugby in the mud.
Lucky. Unfortunately for my school, gym, not math or science, is required. I wish I could drop gym. So fucking pointless.
7993
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:12:42 PM »
Whether it's nature or if they are nurtured into being gay.
And from the students I learned;
-there is a gay hormone
-humans uses to be asexual
-fetus' grow in the stomach
-humans came from monkeys
Don't even know how they're seniors.
7994
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:08:15 PM »
Your welcome desticle
7995
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:49:59 PM »
What else would I masturbate too
7996
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:18:57 PM »
I pirate music because I don't have money. Soon as I get a job I'll gladly pay.
You can't afford like..$10/mo for Spotify or something?
Nope :/ And I'd rather not give my parents another bill to pay. Money is tight as it is. But like I said, I just applied for a few jobs so I'll gladly pay for google play music or whatever once I start making the green.
7997
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:13:17 PM »
I pirate music because I don't have money. Soon as I get a job I'll gladly pay.
7998
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:31:57 PM »
It has a decent burger.
7999
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:30:21 PM »
Lady luck is not kind to you.
Hope it stays dormant.
8000
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:19:14 PM »
Seriously guys I would like to have that spinning avatar for future occurences.
bump for your cause
Thanks
8001
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:29:47 PM »
Shit guys I've asked for it twice now.
This isn't supposed to be funny, just get me the damn picture!
8002
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:22:47 PM »
Teh Puma gets reminded of BC everytime he sees a fgt or a retard.
I have a feeling you don't like BC
8003
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:21:17 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?
Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.
She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.
Considering my principal can't read, I wouldn't be surprised.
8004
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:18:01 PM »
Haven't decided on any schools yet but I plan of going for criminal justice. I hope to get into the FBI.
8005
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:05:41 PM »
did you fuck her
8006
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:02:47 PM »
Do have to free this thread
What's a do have?
suck my formuoli
8007
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:57:14 PM »
Do have to free this thread 
8008
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:54:17 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?
Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it. She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
8009
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:44:52 PM »
Since everyone was liking it
8010
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:35:44 PM »
I'm in jersey, haven't gotten any yet. Hope we get some soon =D
EDIT: Actually, maybe till after Saturday hopefully...
Considering how fucking cold it is I wouldn't be surprised if we got it soon.
Hmm, well apparently it's gonna be sunny all week then rain on sunday O.o It's gonna be 55 on sunday.
shit fuck this weather
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