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The Flood / Re: xXxXxXx EMBEЯ HAX xXxXxXx
« on: March 30, 2015, 08:22:01 PM »
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY

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"Come on take a chance"

LOL

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The Flood / Re: So, Sword Art Online
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:31:06 PM »
I'm surprised verbatim hasn't replied yet

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The Flood / Re: I'm Christian in the middle of a school day
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:44:35 PM »
How often are you oppressed in your daily academic pursuits?

67% of the time

Did you avoid saying 69% so you don't have to go to hell

Nah, 666 is the bad number bruh. I have nightmares daily about the number manifesting itself into the form of Justin Bieber, and then it attempts to romance me into homosexuality by singing "baby".

Unless Bieber is a chick.........I'm still not certain on that.

So you're saying you want to 69 with jb?

You aren't reading anything I'm typing are you?



So that's a yes?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Christian in the middle of a school day
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:39:06 PM »
How often are you oppressed in your daily academic pursuits?

67% of the time

Did you avoid saying 69% so you don't have to go to hell

Nah, 666 is the bad number bruh. I have nightmares daily about the number manifesting itself into the form of Justin Bieber, and then it attempts to romance me into homosexuality by singing "baby".

Unless Bieber is a chick.........I'm still not certain on that.

So you're saying you want to 69 with jb?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Christian in the middle of a school day
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:33:25 PM »
How often are you oppressed in your daily academic pursuits?

67% of the time

Did you avoid saying 69% so you don't have to go to hell

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Gaming / Re: Favorite videogame characters aesthetically
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:29:11 PM »
Carver
Spoiler

Delta
Spoiler

Overlad
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
« on: March 30, 2015, 03:59:11 PM »
I killed that guy and the guards didn't do squat
Pretty sure he's universally hated.
Not as bad as that annoying Talos preacher. Reminds me of that guy from Megaton.

But braith was the worst

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The Flood / Re: I got stalked by some man.
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:18:09 PM »
Rape him

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The Flood / Re: Favourite toast?
« on: March 30, 2015, 08:04:34 AM »
In envelopes

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The Flood / Re: Best song lyrics of all time
« on: March 30, 2015, 08:03:33 AM »
Round, square, oval bitches
Rich, poor, slave bitches
Smart, dumb, crazy bitches
Prude, horny, dirty bitches
Fat, tall, skinny bitches
Bi, straight, gay bitches
Cool, nerdy, stuck up bitches
Ghetto, yuppy, valley bitches
High, low, middle bitches
Single, married, widowed bitches
Big, little, thin bitches
Young, old, midget bitches
Club, bar, DJ bitches
Singing, acting, real bitches, yeah
I love all bitches!
[2x]

Yeah

Round, square, oval bitches
Rich, poor, slave bitches
Smart, dumb, crazy bitches
I love all bitches! (Bitches [?x])

Yeah
I love all bitches!

Yeah

Round, square, oval bitches
Rich, poor, slave bitches
Smart, dumb, crazy bitches
Prude, horny, dirty bitches
Fat, tall, skinny bitches
Bi, straight, gay bitches
Cool, nerdy, stuck up bitches
Ghetto, yuppy, valley bitches
High, low, middle bitches
Single, married, widowed bitches
Big, little, thin bitches
Young, old, midget bitches
Club, bar, DJ bitches
Singing, acting, real bitches, yeah
I love all bitches!

Yeah

Yeah, I love all bitches!

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Gaming / Re: Anybody got the Handsome Collection?
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:51:23 AM »
Nah

Already got borderlands 2 with all the dlc on the 360 and I already bought the season pass for the pre-sequel

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:19:31 AM »
Don't you have personal preferences on anything?
yeah but i just can't put myself in a position where i would care to ask someone else about theirs

call me selfish

OK

You're selfish

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:44:42 PM »
Why did you choose beer over an ale?
it's all alcohol

who gives a fuck
Ethanol Alcohol is a decent fuel source.
Butanol is pretty toxic.
i'm just saying, why does it matter what someone chooses to drink

it's just such an asinine thing to ask, like, "what kind of car do you drive"

who cares

Because some cars handle different than others. Some are better.

alcohol is varied and has a wide variety of tastes that people like over others

Don't you have personal preferences on anything?

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:42:05 PM »









You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.

Looks like you...

GOT THE D

YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
Ok

Oops

You're not supposed to quote him.

No stop guys

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:27:26 PM »
#TeamJacob

I mean locke

Get outta here

Black is the new green
Can we even call Chief's armour green anymore?

What other color would you call it? Whitish green?
Whitish? Where did you get white from?

Cause it seem to have lost it's color causing it to be less green
You mean faded, not whitish.

I think you dropped your badge

nigga, correcting the word you used isn't grammar nazi

that's exactly what a grammar Nazi is though

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The Flood / Re: Arr ya ready kids for the finale
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:16:53 PM »
How many times can you let a guy live for almost killing you twice?

Come on Glenn.

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:14:51 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:09:36 PM »
#TeamJacob

I mean locke

Get outta here

Black is the new green

Then call me old fashioned, but I can't wait for Chief to wreck Locke

An old man with a fetish for virtual ladies?

Pffffffft we need some fresh meat

But yes I am expecting a good boss battle type thing. MC v Locke would be a cool as hell battle

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Gaming / Re: Game fatigue...
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:06:48 PM »
Nah

I usually have urges to play certain games. Right now I've been playing mass effect trilogy.

Now I feel like playing BioShock.

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:02:28 PM »
#TeamJacob

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Gaming / Re: Hunt the Truth Episode 1 + H5 Trailer
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:01:31 PM »
OH SHIT SON
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The Flood / Re: Disrespectful wedding drama
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:41:07 PM »
But I thought people liked kids to be the flower girl and ring bearer.

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The Flood / Re: So what's after Mythic?
« on: March 29, 2015, 07:51:05 PM »
You get blacklisted

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