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The Flood / Re: ATTN newcomers
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:42:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Converting to Catholicism
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:27:01 PM »
When’s the baptism I wanna make sure you drown

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The Flood / Re: I’m seeking refuge from Bungo
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:18:22 PM »
You can stay, but gotta post dicc first

You would need to verify your age first babe

Casper is only 12 years old

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The Flood / Re: ATTN newcomers
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:01:51 PM »
lmao go back to new jersey faggot

Go back?

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The Flood / Re: Depression/Good starting alcohol
« on: February 07, 2018, 03:58:42 PM »
Don’t listen to these schmucks alcohol has been solving problems for hundreds of years
Play a Russian roulette.

See which happens first. Your liver turning grey or your problems solving themselves.

New round

You stop being gay or the sun imploding

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The Flood / ATTN newcomers
« on: February 07, 2018, 03:57:24 PM »
welcome

don't take the banter too serious and you'll find yourself in a pretty chill place

careful around me, though—i bite

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The Flood / Re: Depression/Good starting alcohol
« on: February 07, 2018, 03:42:20 PM »
Don’t listen to these schmucks alcohol has been solving problems for hundreds of years

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The Flood / Re: Hey there, names Alpha!
« on: February 07, 2018, 03:40:51 PM »
Off topic legend what’re you fucking GAY haha

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The Flood / Re: By the hammer of Thor!
« on: February 06, 2018, 11:36:04 PM »
Hi my name is secondclass and I have a basketball game today Im a point guard

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The Flood / Re: Converted to Hellenism
« on: February 06, 2018, 06:44:25 PM »
By Jupiter’s cock what is this nonsense

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The Flood / Re: You will drop dead tomorrow...
« on: January 30, 2018, 09:12:45 PM »
Place it in the middle of Times Square and set it all on fire before I set myself on fire

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The Flood / Re: Do I look like Simon Pegg?
« on: January 24, 2018, 08:58:13 PM »
You look like piece of fucking filth is what you look like

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (legally)
« on: January 24, 2018, 04:20:01 PM »
Cocaine

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: January 19, 2018, 11:29:45 AM »
Does this advice work for girls with a penis? Asking for a friend.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you save
« on: January 16, 2018, 08:59:59 PM »
Drop both

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The Flood / Re: SPORTSBALL PLAYOFFS
« on: January 13, 2018, 03:55:19 PM »
I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too. Eagles fan from Hatboro by the way.

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The Flood / Re: SPORTSBALL PLAYOFFS
« on: January 13, 2018, 01:51:43 PM »
Fly Eagles Flyyyyyy on our to victoryyyyyy

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you think that's impressive watch this *pulls out giant penis* this will be fun *grabs one of the girls* are you ready to get started my dear *starts raping her* haha now comes the best part *sprays cum all over her face and/or body* was it good for you? * turns around to leave party* oh also you have AIDS now *snickers while mounting my pegasi* to infinity and beyond *flys away*

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you a Communist?
« on: January 12, 2018, 11:59:21 AM »
I’m American not Americommunist

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The Flood / Re: You cringe you lose
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:16:00 AM »
you think that's weird watch this *pulls out giant penis* this will be fun *grabs one of the girls* are you ready to get started my dear *starts raping her* haha now comes the best part *sprays cum all over her face and/or body* was it good for you? * turns around to leave party* oh also you have AIDS now *snickers while mounting my pegasi* to infinity and beyond *flys away*

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The Flood / Re: Haha I caught you in my pokeball xD
« on: January 09, 2018, 05:35:18 PM »
oh no

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The Flood / Re: Should Star Wars: The Last Jedi be removed from canon?
« on: January 09, 2018, 04:14:29 PM »
Ummmm no sweetie, the force is female

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The Flood / Re: Server Blew Up
« on: January 06, 2018, 02:30:39 PM »
Who the fuck is Keith

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The Flood / Re: Worst sexual experiences
« on: January 04, 2018, 02:32:31 PM »
why did you leave discord
just temporary, until i get through my mid terms

you cant fool me I know you're ashamed of putting your seed in the boypucci its ok we still love you come back

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The Flood / Re: Worst sexual experiences
« on: January 04, 2018, 01:32:09 PM »
HAHAHA DID YOU FUCK A TRANNY

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The Flood / Re: Worst sexual experiences
« on: January 04, 2018, 01:29:36 PM »
why did you leave discord

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The Flood / gatsby did you dead
« on: January 03, 2018, 09:32:31 PM »
or did you finally join ISIS why did you delet your discord

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing for new years?
« on: December 31, 2017, 06:29:06 PM »
Clubbing in NYC

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