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The Flood / Re: slash is a furfag
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:57:15 PM »
I thought me and him were friends....

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Doritos flavor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:56:44 PM »
Mtn Dew flavored is best.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Chistmasified avatar?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:56:15 PM »
Sure? I guess?


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The Flood / Re: Why to people call here me a pedophile?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:54:16 PM »
Don't worry, you're a special kind of pedophile.


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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:45:14 PM »

   
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

share your pick up lines right hurr
Only on Tuesdays.
when did you get here?
Not long.

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The Flood / Re: AMA me anything
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:31:07 PM »
I've recently been bed-ridden in Serious.

On top of doing politics homework and trying to catch up with my fucking reading. So I haven't been around these parts for some time. This was originally going to be a "Have I missed anything in the Flood?" thread, but I realised I'm better than that and much more interesting than all of you.

So AMA me anything.
Why are you the coolest guy on the flood?

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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:30:12 PM »
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

share your pick up lines right hurr
Only on Tuesdays.

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The Flood / Re: Who Will Be Sep7agon's Official Santa?
« on: November 26, 2014, 01:04:15 PM »
Get shut the fuck down.


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News / Re: Sep7agon Podcast #1
« on: November 26, 2014, 01:01:56 PM »


Maybe... Just maybe...

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The Flood / Re: Florida is easily the shittiest state in the US
« on: November 26, 2014, 01:00:53 PM »
Humid, disgusting, full of vagrants. Anything that isn't Disney World sucks. Everything is overpriced. When  I visited, Blurred Lines was the only song being played on the radio.

Florida sucks and I wouldn't be too particularly bothered if it disappeared from this planet tomorrow.
You're right. Florida is the worst, except for California, New York, New Jersey and most Democrat states.

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News / Re: Sep7agon Podcast #1
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:59:13 PM »
YouTube


MP3 download

Yes, I know the image doesn't fit, no I did not realize that before uploading the video. My bad.
Too lazy to listen to 
Here comes the storm.

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The Flood / Re: I am so horny
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:57:22 PM »
I could hump a cactus right now.

what do
Ya wanna hump each other?

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The Flood / Re: who's looking forward to the futer?
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:56:45 PM »


Iz gon b gud

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The Flood / Re: The Oklahoma state vegetable is a watermelon....
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:55:54 PM »
Let that just sink in for a minute.

>mfw


Bs?

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The Flood / Re: I played Electric Guitar for church tonight.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:54:46 PM »
We had a fog machine AW YISS!!!!
Such a fun night getting to play music again. I just filled in for tonight, but it was fun.


Jesus has sweg.
AYY STROGGER!!!!!
I realized I can finally get this app, so yeah. I'll actually be on here now.

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The Flood / Re: Santa needs to lay off his ass on those cookies.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:53:52 PM »
He's not gonna get laid if he's sitting in his ass all day eating cookies, get a diet ya pig.

I'd love to sit in Santa's ass.
Have fun being shit on your face [emoji41]
I will man. Two girls one cup turned me on so much.

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Gaming / Re: Call of Duty is the Best Franchise in the history of ever
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:50:54 PM »
Says Guinness Book of World Records

FUCKING LEL.  Did Activision pay them the same amount of money they pay IGN?

EDIT:  Just noticed Angry Birds is ranked higher than Final Fantasy and The Last of Us.  FUCKING WHAT?!?!
Makes sense.

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The Flood / Re: bb gun vs cats?
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:50:11 PM »
alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?
If that works, make sure to tell me. I got a few cats I need to take care of.

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The Flood / Re: I played Electric Guitar for church tonight.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:47:21 PM »
We had a fog machine AW YISS!!!!
Such a fun night getting to play music again. I just filled in for tonight, but it was fun.


Jesus has sweg.

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Gaming / Re: MCC patch is up, 1.4GB, still not working
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:46:48 PM »
So the new update released and well, matches are a little quicker, get "can't connect to host errors", and really uneven teams >_>



heh

Is it working for anyone else?
Your clan tag is unique.

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Serious / Re: Aight, so Russia did a good today
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:46:08 PM »
"You can get a lot more done with politeness and a weapon than with politeness alone," -Putin

Huh, kind of sounds like Russia's foreign policy.


http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/russia-legalises-guns-self-defence-murder-rates-among-highest-world-1475681
Weapons solve all problems.

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The Flood / Re: so I'm mostly decided on my first gun
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:45:18 PM »
because 7.62x39 is cheap, and you can't own a handgun here until you turn 21, it was def gonna be a rifle in that caliber. im also a poorfag so no Arsenals or anything

so I was mostly looking at the SKS or like a WASR

but then I saw the vz58, which is a beautiful fucking gun


the Century (cheapo) version is in a similar price range to the WASR, but as far as I know both have some qc problems. Still, century version comes with a bunch of magazines, a pouch for them, and a bayonet

thing is though, I'm worried about getting a lemon or one with like canted sights or something

so i need to figure out about any warranties or whatever century might have, or places to buy the gun that won't rape me in the ass if I end up with a lemon

dont expect any tips or whatever since half of this forum lives in commie europe and the other half is nofunz, just felt like making a thread
Vz58. Definitely.

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Gaming / Re: I'm going to go play Destiny.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:43:56 PM »
No need for recon. It's obvious bullshit
But Recon is the best armor.

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Gaming / Re: I'm going to go play Destiny.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:43:38 PM »
They're lying, because they're Desticles.
Lel pleb.

So the only new things I've noticed is that they changed some icons and added voice chat in crucible. Everytime I play this game I get sad. It had so much potential but only reached a quarter of it. Sadly that seems to be the trend with most games these days.
How do you think I feel? I bought the fucking limited edition.

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Gaming / Re: I'm going to go play Destiny.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:42:49 PM »
According to all my friends (Which are all 16 year olds mind you) are telling me that there is a 2 gb update for Destiny that COMPLETELY CHANGES THE GAME!. I'll do some recon and come back with intel on my travels. Wish me luck.
I read this as I'm going to Disney. Don't know why 

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The Flood / Re: what have you been banned from
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:40:40 PM »
which websites, games, stores, restaurants, etc have banned you from using/playing/going to them
I think everyone has the same answer.

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The Flood / Re: Santa needs to lay off his ass on those cookies.
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:39:07 PM »
He's not gonna get laid if he's sitting in his ass all day eating cookies, get a diet ya pig.

I'd love to sit in Santa's ass.

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The Flood / Re: OP = Orgasmic Pleasure
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:38:11 PM »
You're still a faggot
Deep down inside, we're all faggots.

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