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The Flood / Re: Go to One Million: A Sep7agon Celebration
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:40:12 PM »
I need the memes

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The Flood / I need the memes
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:05:45 PM »
Give me the memes

Without memes I will die

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The Flood / Re: Before you write off Trump as a presidential candidate...
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:02:23 PM »
people actually support this guy

what the fuck
He was doing God's work with this rant though.

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Tournament #3 GAME ON!!
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:07:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Netflix and Chill
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:24:39 AM »

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The Flood / Netflix and Chill
« on: November 02, 2015, 08:09:57 PM »
Hulu and eat dogshit

Crunchyroll and cry


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Gaming / Re: Series that need to die
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:48:06 PM »
After Halo 6 they should take a break. Halo is not Mario, people will, and are, getting bored.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:08:45 PM »
Hype = higher scores. It's exactly why mgsv received 10/10's out the ass. The hype made the reviewers so giddy that they didn't even think about the incoherent story, repetitive missions, and bullshit micro transactions when they rated the game, and if they did, it had little-no impact on the score.

Halo 5 is literally getting the same treatment, except in MGSV's case, there is a legitimately good game underneath its story.

So... what's your argument now?
There's a legitimately good game under the weak story in h5 as well. Combat and multiplayer is some of the best in the series.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:04:48 PM »
Angry Joe gave mgs V a 9 (and said he was very close to giving it a 10) despite stating that it had an incomplete story (which is huge for mgs), and repetitive mission design.

That's because MGSV is a better game.

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and while campaign didn't blow me away, its still incredibly enjoyable.

Then you are blind. This campaign is easily one of the worst -- all of my anti-Halo bias aside.

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Instead of focusing on what matters in a shooter, Joe focuses on req packs for 15 minutes and (from my gameplay experience) falsely calculates the amount of time needed to earn a gold pack.

I've heard that it is a pretty accurate calculation, but I don't have any means to back that up.

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The "omg we need to save gaming" mentality that many youtubers and reviewers have is starting to get a bit annoying, not because they are wrong, but because they go into every game with predetermined review scores based on hype, popularity, and whether or not the developer has gamer cred.

>hype means lower score

MGSV gets a 9, is more hyped than H5

>popularity

Not relevant.

>Gamer cred

What the fuck?

Sure some reviewers may do that (IGN), but c'mon. If Joe was going to be a fake he would have done more shady shit a long time ago. I didn't go into Halo 5 with a predetermined rating, but this game was absolute trash, even by Halo standards.

Don't be mad because your franchise shit the bed this time around.
You missed my point on the last part there. Hype = higher scores. It's exactly why mgsv received 10/10's out the ass. The hype made the reviewers so giddy that they didn't even think about the incoherent story, repetitive missions, and bullshit micro transactions when they rated the game, and if they did, it had little-no impact on the score.

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:18:46 PM »
Also going to point out that Joe says "If you do good you'll get maybe 900 points per match". I guess Joe's definition of doing good is a .2 k/d because that's what shows up in the background. A normal warzone round for me nets about 2k req points.
It's funny because in his own footage he got over 3000 req points after a game. It's not like he was doing good either
Don't forget that the req packs generally give you multiple xp and req point boosts per pack.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:05:58 PM »
Angry Joe gave mgs V a 9 (and said he was very close to giving it a 10) despite stating that it had an incomplete story (which is huge for mgs), and repetitive mission design. Ultimately, every reviewer has an agenda. And Angry Joe's agenda is to "bring the justice" and "expose" corruption in video games. That means giving AAA shooters poor scores, and rating every huge 9+.

There IS a place in gaming for AAA shooters and I think h5 does a good job filling that crack. Gameplay is top notch, multiplayer is fantastic, and while campaign didn't blow me away, its still incredibly enjoyable.

Instead of focusing on what matters in a shooter, Joe focuses on req packs for 15 minutes and (from my gameplay experience) falsely calculates the amount of time needed to earn a gold pack. He completely brushes off the reason they exist in the first place, to make dlc maps free, by saying "with forge we can make our own maps anyway teehee".

The "omg we need to save gaming" mentality that many youtubers and reviewers have is starting to get a bit annoying, not because they are wrong, but because they go into every game with predetermined review scores based on hype, popularity, and whether or not the developer has gamer cred.

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Gaming / Re: How the fuck do you kill Warden Eternal on Legendary?
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:40:10 AM »
Just spam fire him anywhere. He's a bullet sponge but he goes down. His head takes damage though.

Try and use your team as distractions. If you can get a pillar between you and him, all the better as you can just hop to the other side when you need to reload

Also using a command on him will place a red marker on him so you can see where he is at all times.
I'm spamming him and it's still impossible to do with the smaller enemies. It doesn't matter where I go I'm getting fire from all sides. God forbid the fucking retards could have your shields recharge when you're sprinting in the campaign.
They 100℅ do recharge when you Sprint in campaign.

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The Flood / Is this the real life?
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:39:10 PM »
I don't feel so good.

David at the Le Dentist XDDDD

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The Flood / Re: 1...2...3...
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:36:33 PM »
Pepe
Supa hot fire
Bane
Toast/envelope
Porch

Honourable Mention:
Pineapple
HAHA YES

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The Flood / Re: 1...2...3...
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:36:04 PM »
Oh shit...



Kill yourself

Verbatims word of the day

Slash my shit up

9/11
Dude those are so dank haha xD

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The Flood / 1...2...3...
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:33:28 PM »
TOP 5 FAVORITE MEMES GO NOW!

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The Flood / Re: 4chan is getting a history board
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:04:59 PM »
I am a fellow 4channer myself, so I am excited.

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Gaming / Re: ITT: We post video game memes.
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:06:24 PM »
Pictures with words on top =/= memes
A meme is a picture from an internet comedy site (4chan, 9gag, Reddit, etc.) with a funny caption.
objectively false
I guess you could say I just meme'd U? XD

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Gaming / Re: ITT: We post video game memes.
« on: October 31, 2015, 01:14:21 PM »
Pictures with words on top =/= memes
A meme is a picture from an internet comedy site (4chan, 9gag, Reddit, etc.) with a funny caption.

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Tournament #3 GAME ON!!
« on: October 31, 2015, 11:42:11 AM »
Oh damn.
Tomorrow.
November 1st (tomorrow) sound good? Gonna be playing Halo today

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Gaming / Re: GwG November
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:25:13 AM »
Best one so far

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The Flood / Re: Community reference in newest issue of Deadpool
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
Allison brie is bangin like a biscuit

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 29, 2015, 05:06:18 PM »
Campaign is fun but feels like something is off, can't put my finger on it. They seriously nailed the multiplayer though.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 29, 2015, 05:03:44 PM »
Any nogs feel like trying to set up a sep7 warzone night tomorrow?
Yes

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Gaming / Re: I have Halo 5. Screw this thread :^) | Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:45:59 PM »
I fucking hate the multiplayer gunplay. I feels like I'm fighting my own body to be  able to line up a shot
Strafe aim. Took me a good 6 hours of multiplayer to start gittin gud

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The Flood / Re: check mah gains
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:01:36 PM »
Good meme, faggot.

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Yeah Halo 5 is pretty fun

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Gaming / Re: I have Halo 5. Screw this thread :^) | Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:46:15 PM »
Got diamond 1 in arena, nice!

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Gaming / Re: I have Halo 5. Screw this thread :^) | Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:20:06 PM »
Gunplay takes a bit of getting used to
In online definitely. Strafe aiming is super important

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