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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:38:57 PM »
Most recent picture on my phone, was just about to head to my job interview.

Why aren't you black?

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The Flood / Re: boring, incoherent blog/rant
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:37:33 PM »
Yeah, STEM elitists are cancer. Acting like being any sort of STEM means you're the savior of the "average joe". At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives, minus the pedestal praise and arrogance.
So doctors actions don't have a lasting effect on people's lives?

Where did I ever say that?

"At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives"

Literally every occupation, and therefor major, that I can think of has a direct impact on people's lives. Doctor is just the first stem thing I thought of

I mean what I do literally effects the life of a person, and not indirectly through some major. I'm a certified EMT-B.
Name a job that doesn't affect anybody

That wasn't the purpose nor the point of my post.

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The Flood / Re: boring, incoherent blog/rant
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:33:47 PM »
Yeah, STEM elitists are cancer. Acting like being any sort of STEM means you're the savior of the "average joe". At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives, minus the pedestal praise and arrogance.
So doctors actions don't have a lasting effect on people's lives?

Where did I ever say that?

"At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives"

Literally every occupation, and therefor major, that I can think of has a direct impact on people's lives. Doctor is just the first stem thing I thought of

I mean what I do literally effects the life of a person, and not indirectly through some major. I'm a certified EMT-B.

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The Flood / Re: boring, incoherent blog/rant
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:28:32 PM »
Yeah, STEM elitists are cancer. Acting like being any sort of STEM means you're the savior of the "average joe". At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives, minus the pedestal praise and arrogance.
So doctors actions don't have a lasting effect on people's lives?

Where did I ever say that?

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The Flood / Re: boring, incoherent blog/rant
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:22:42 PM »
Yeah, STEM elitists are cancer. Acting like being any sort of STEM means you're the savior of the "average joe". At least what I do has a direct impact on people's lives, minus the pedestal praise and arrogance.

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The Flood / Re: I had the most epic dream last night
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:04:38 PM »
Well I have plenty of dreams I remember vividly, though most aren't exactly pleasant. Mostly intense crazy shit that happens.

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The Flood / Re: wut choise u gun pik?
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:01:22 PM »
Why not kill them both?

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The Flood / Re: oh btw i made my new Dark Souls character Verbatim
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:39:38 PM »
The only problem is she can't make it through the tutorial
i actually am atm up to Queelag because I am skipping the depths for now because I hate the depths more than any other area in the game.

Event the first half of Blighttown is better.
Don't tell me you don't know about the water slide to take you right to the end?

Don't listen to Flee, he's a dirty casul

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The Flood / Re: Back from my Californication
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:18:05 PM »
6.333. I had 4 or 5 drinks before I got drunk this time
So you're a lightweight?

Anyway, you should go back. It was nice not having you here.

Hey, nothing wrong with being a lightweight. Less drinking (and money spending) for me to feel gud
Yeah but Dustbin is a faggot

True he's an exception

Dustbin you fucking lightweight faggot, jesus you're weak

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The Flood / Re: Back from my Californication
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:14:18 PM »
6.333. I had 4 or 5 drinks before I got drunk this time
So you're a lightweight?

Anyway, you should go back. It was nice not having you here.

Hey, nothing wrong with being a lightweight. Less drinking (and money spending) for me to feel gud

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The Flood / Re: You have to pick one of these men to rule the world
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:12:02 PM »
Four eejits; one is useless, one is utterly useless, one is a bastard and the other flies planes into hedgerows.

Fuck parliament, bring back an Absolute Monarchy.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
dis nigga gets it

GEE I WONDER WHY, ITS A BUNCHA AMBIGUOUS BONG COUNTERS

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The Flood / Re: Back from my Californication
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:31:38 PM »
9. Non-monogamous relationships are a big thing in California (when "cheating" is okay and acceptable within relationships)
10. Californians are exceptionally bad at science and math

9. What? No, cheating has never been "okay" here. Also I've not seen a single non-monogamous relationship the entire time I've lived here.
10. Yeah, we're full of idiots. BUT THE WEED IS GREAT

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:21:49 AM »
well, it works, because mayonnaise is bad on both chips and fries

and everything

fuck mayonnaise; mayonnaise sucks

Scientifically wrong

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:19:21 AM »
Yeah, not going to let this devolve into a "who can come up with the best and most personal insults" kinda thing. Play nice, friends.
^Play nice or he'll make you eat chips with mayonnaise D:

>calling them chips

Bongistan is an island for a reason

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The Flood / Re: How do reports work?
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:09:37 AM »
Quote

Reported by aTALLmidget on Today at 12:07:12 PM. They left the following message:

So, Mr. P, are you seeing this report? TESTING

Yes, yes I am.

GREAT SUCCESS  8)

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Serious / Re: Another Black Boy Gunned Down By Police
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:03:25 AM »
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His mother or sister had surely recently hand-scrubbed that shirt with care.


Are you actually fucking kidding me?

Really? It's times like this I really do hope the HuffPost is satire of liberals. Fucking hell.

I almost laughed at how ridiculous it sounded. Just like the "arms out like a surprised baby" part, too.

Yeah, no. He fucking died the same death millions of others died of the same manner - a bullet. Did he have a pacifier in his mouth, too?

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:52:42 AM »
absolute lulz at challenger accusing someone else of being a toxic person who drags the community down
Absolute lulz at Elegiac talking about anybody when he's a furfag who throws a hissy fit if somebody calls him a dingo.

Unlike Verbatim, I've never been permabanned or kicked out of a group.
see what I mean

if you're going to insult me at least find a way to do it truthfully, now go again old man


I spent ages looking for a more creative substitute but I guess it's too early for me to think of anything amusing. Play nice now .-.

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Serious / Re: Take THAT California and New York
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:37:38 AM »
Hey now, I'm from California and I love guns just as much as any other American.

Too bad I'm a gun virgin :'(

Oh I can help with that. Please, let me place a round in your chamber ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Serious / Re: Take THAT California and New York
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:35:05 AM »
Banning certain types of guns =/= taking your rights away.
It does though

For one, the 2A protects against a tyrannical government. How do you expect civilians to fight against terror with 9mm handguns?

Secondly, give an inch and a mile will be taken. Slowly the government will ban certain weapons until there is a total ban

The 2A was written centuries ago and is outdated. Civilians should not have a right to own assault rifles ad the like.
Lol is that the only excuse you can come up with? Can you even give legit reasons to your claims aside from "muh age"?

Tell the Jews in Nazi Germany that gun ownership was outdated, because it was gun control against them that led to the Holocaust. But if you're going to bring up age, then the Magna Carta should be abolished and let the monarchy have unlimited power

Do you even know what an assault rifle is anyway? Because an AR-15 is not one
Even if the jews had guns they still would have been rounded up. So that argument is pointless.
And your proof is where?

Do you have any proof that they still wouldn't have been rounded up?

Whether or not they would have been rounded up in the end is irrelevant, the point behind it is that they would have had a better chance to resist being rounded in the first place. Whether or not they succeed is not important.

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The Flood / Re: Jesus fucking Christ this thing is damn scary
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:29:36 AM »
Spoiler
THRESHER MAWS ARE REAL
Its called a Bobbit Worm, saw this gif and remembered it when I saw the thread x3

It's not a Bobbit Worm its a fucking THRESHER MAW MOTHER FUCKER

FUCKING CHRIST GET IT RIGHT

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The Flood / Re: Wanna know what's the best $90 I have ever spent?
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:28:25 AM »
Alright I didn't think it needed to be stated, but telling someone who disagrees with you to kill themselves isn't exactly a mature or appropriate way to approach things.
This is the Flood.

Kill yourself.

I swear to god I will sell your children into slavery.

Before you kill yourself, right?

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:26:48 AM »
oldest post of mine that i can find
Quote
Posted by: Fish_Slapped
You cannot divide by zero.
You cannot breathe underwater.
You cannot live forever.
i made a thread mocking people who spout the platitude "everything is possible"

because i was like, fifteen/sixteen

you think i'm edgy now? nothing compared to my adolescence
You're still exactly the same tho.

Na. Verby's got a different head now. You just need to look at the finer details.
Nah he's the same sour asshole he was years ago. That's why he gets banned and kicked from any offsite he joins, and any site he does stay on he's almost universally disliked.

It's not anybody's job to treat him like a little kid who missed nap time, it's his job to not be so sensitive and man up.

You need some glasses! Being hurt's not he most fun thing you know. And he's not even sour. Just a strange sense of humor.

Not sour. Irritable. Wake up some days and you're irritable. Somebody says the wrong thing and you explode. That's where all the bans come from. And a job you say? Nobody ever said you had to be nice. But people choose. Always. Ever notice Verb is trying these days? Different state of mind.
He wakes up on the wrong side of bed every day.

There's no excuse for being an asshole. Unless he has some sort of mental disease.

Stuff lingers. Like a footprint. And he's not an asshole. Far from it. On here he's open with thoughts because it's just his thoughts here. Assholes tend to act more than think. And Verb doesn't act. You bump into him in real life and you can spot that he's different but other than that he'd be quiet.

And when it comes down to it on a scale. Shit. Right. On a scale he's not so bad. Looking at some other people here he really doesn't do much or say much to offend. Only ever on the day's he was irritable.
What are you talking about? You've never even met him in real life.

I don't know if you remember or not, but I remember him from 5 years ago. He's exactly the same. Always angry, always sour, always condescending and insulting people for literally no reason. The dude is fucked in the head. No mentally sound person acts like that every day.

There's a reason nobody likes him anywhere he goes. Because he's the problem.

Simple math! Take a look at the writing. Verb's got some humor in it. And I've never met. But he'd be quiet. Easy to see. Difference in between thoughts and acts. You bump into him on the street and he'd be different from here.

But. Everybody's a little messy!
Who cares. I don't like him here I wouldn't waste my time if I saw him in real life.

He's a very toxic person. He drags this whole community down. That's why he got kicked from BE, that's why almost nobody likes him on b.net, it's why he got permabanned here. You can keep talking about whatever the fuck it is you're talking about, he's still a toxic person.

Na.

In truth, both of you are right to some degree. But you both look like you're shouting at a wall.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:13:36 AM »
I'm a serious person that you've always taken seriously.
if that makes you happy

Happiness is irrelevant, this is dealing with objectified facts.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:00:05 AM »
>Trying this hard
trying to what

finish your thought

I'm a serious person that you've always taken seriously.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:58:13 AM »
like, i never have

you're nothing

>Trying this hard

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:35:38 AM »
It is. If you're not having sex, you're beta. If you're masturbating, you're beta.
yeah yeah

good thing you're atallmidget, so i don't take anything you say seriously lol

You've learned?

FUCK

Now I gotta' be serious?

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:32:51 AM »
>jerking off too much

Sounds like you've gone too much personal experience
uh, gee, thanks for repeating yourself

i understood what you meant just fine

you seem to be implying that frequent masturbation is something to be ashamed of or something though, and that's kinda dumb

especially considering i only masturbate once a week, if that

It is. If you're not having sex, you're beta. If you're masturbating, you're beta.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:27:42 AM »
You'd know about that, wouldn't ya?
uh, yeah

what, are you trying to imply something or what

i think it's good that i know things

>jerking off too much

Sounds like you've gone too much personal experience

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:22:09 AM »
you're either jerking off too much

You'd know about that, wouldn't ya?

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