Quote from: Numb Digger on January 23, 2015, 04:17:40 PM

In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts. Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns. Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.

After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.

Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his non-functional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.

After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.

God ain't real, try again.

Is your fedora in need of tipping?

This is literally the dumbest poll I've ever seen

I notice every body here is nuts

FUCKING LOL AT THE PEOPLE WHO SAY OP HAS A BAD TASTE IN MUSIC

To be fair, 99% of the time, he does

Meta for sure

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Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 23, 2015, 01:27:55 AM

Go out and kiss a girl ffs

No

Confirmed homo sex gay faggot

No just beta af

Only if you think that way

So you're saying if I stop thinking that I am a beta faggot girls will come to me?

I'm saying if you choose to act beta, you'll be beta. Start putting yourself out there and something will happen

But the things I like to do are indoors.

K then stay #beta4lyf

Fapping isn't totally an indoor activity, btw

LALALALALALALALALA I DIDN'T READ UR POST LOL

Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 23, 2015, 01:27:55 AM

Go out and kiss a girl ffs

No

Confirmed homo sex gay faggot

No, I don't. Set yourself out to do your best, especially if it matters to you. In highschool, I was the best pianist they've seen in years. In writing, I've been praised for being one of the best they've read (at least for fiction, anything but story writing bores me). In writing music, people ask me if it's from a movie or composer when I've written it myself. During my EMT class I was amongst the top students in the class that everyone wanted to study with, achieving a 96.5% average percentile, a very very good score for that course (never dropped below 95%). And whatever I seek to do next, I won't be second rate. I'll be the best at it, and you should seek to do the same.

Fucking

God

I was talking to a friend who said he was dying. In all context, it seemed serious, so I dialed 911 to get an ambulance for him. Turns out it was a joke and he lied to me, and now I have a unit being sent to MY place instead. Needless to say, I'm fucking pissed. What should I do?

>Being a wigger

I thought better of you, PSU

UNICORNS ARE REAL!

Now link us the backstage video where they have a bukkake session

I was totes okay with the title before that edit

I nominate myself

^This faggot or Jim