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The Flood / Re: I drank a fifth of vodka
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:22:53 AM »
ITT: people don't know their Eminem lyrics

Sorry I'm not wigger enough to listen to cRAP
Have you never turned on a radio since 1999?
Not all of us listen to top 40 pop stations.
Oh, you're so cool.

I prefer using my iPod hooked up to my tade-deck adapter so I don't have the sound of shit radio music constantly assaulting my ears

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The Flood / Re: I drank a fifth of vodka
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:09:15 PM »
ITT: people don't know their Eminem lyrics

Sorry I'm not wigger enough to listen to cRAP

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The Flood / Re: OMFG these Takis are amazing
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:08:33 PM »
Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

Jalapenos are amazing. I had a sandwich piled on with jalapenos, creamy sirachi sauce and chipotle sauce and I was in heaven

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The Flood / Re: I drank a fifth of vodka
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:06:00 PM »
Fuck no. Don't be a selfish piece of shit

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Serious / Re: What ISIS really wants, and why it must be destroyed
« on: February 23, 2015, 10:58:27 PM »
Here's what we do. Lead them to think we mean to invade this Dabiq place, talk it up, make it look big. When they amass in order to defend we drop an ICBM on them.

Gg no re.

Spoiler
k perhaps a nuke is a bit much, just drone them to kingdom come.


"1v1 me, dabiq, infantry only"
"5 kill streak; nuke inbound."


OT-
>there are people who think isis shouldn't be destroyed


And one of those people is Obama, a massive blubbering vagina in office

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The Flood / Re: Do we need more Japs on Sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 10:16:08 PM »
I was actually born in Japan.
Okinawa naval base counts as American soil. Congratulations, you should run for president.
Yep, I'm a natural born citizen since I was born on base.
#moreamericanthanObama

#theharshtruth

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So all those genocides are just for show? They're more clever than Jews and the Holohoax


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The Flood / Re: Do we need more of Isara's nudes on sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 10:00:03 PM »
Absolutely, the more nudes the better. Isara why haven't you answered my phone calls? ;_;

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The Flood / Re: "Oi bruv ya mum's roit fit she is"
« on: February 23, 2015, 09:58:38 PM »
Stay away from my dead mother

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The Flood / Re: Do we need more Christians on Sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 09:33:38 PM »
Yes, I'd welcome more people of different religions in general. I'd love to see a Holy War erupt on the forums

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Serious / Re: How do we prevent gerrymandering?
« on: February 23, 2015, 09:28:13 PM »
You don't

We hopefully wait for a modern day Julius Caesar to take office and get rid of the Republic for an empire, because the Roman Republic suffered the same things we're dealing with today

:^)

I can't wait for the collapse, I can finally shoot people in "self defense" during the anarchy chaos

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Being fat should be a fire-able offense

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The Flood / Re: What Are You Going To Be When You Grow Up?
« on: February 23, 2015, 08:35:04 PM »
Already getting in EMS.

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The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:55:47 PM »
Very

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The Flood / Re: A tornado... in California?
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:27:35 PM »
HOLY SHIT I can finally say as a Californian I've survived a tornado! Ha, we really do have it all!

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The Flood / Re: hey fitness bros
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:24:49 PM »
Are you doing side crunches too? I've just started to notice a little definition appearing to my core, including the V shape and a slowly more defined line down the abs. It just takes time.

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The Flood / Re: I Couldn't Fuck Her
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:16:28 PM »
Some sex is better than no sex

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, yeah, this is basically a public apology to Deci
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:15:20 PM »
I can't wait to see the sex tapes

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I'm mad?
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:14:08 PM »
IN OTHER NEWS,


FAGS ARE GAY

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I'm mad?
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:00:35 PM »
JESUS CHRIST THIS THREAD LOL

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRIBBLING DRAMA QUEENS

JUST RAPE EACH OTHER AND HAVE MAKE UP SEX OR SOMETHING BUT LOOOOOOOL

but dats gay doe >_>

God made gays for a reason though, right?

No all homosexuals are abominations and are going to burn in hell for all eternity because the Bible said so.

I thought that's why God made gays, he needs to send somebody to hell after all

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I'm mad?
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:53:34 PM »
JESUS CHRIST THIS THREAD LOL

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRIBBLING DRAMA QUEENS

JUST RAPE EACH OTHER AND HAVE MAKE UP SEX OR SOMETHING BUT LOOOOOOOL

but dats gay doe >_>

God made gays for a reason though, right?

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I'm mad?
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:48:22 PM »
JESUS CHRIST THIS THREAD LOL

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRIBBLING DRAMA QUEENS

JUST RAPE EACH OTHER AND HAVE MAKE UP SEX OR SOMETHING BUT LOOOOOOOL

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The Flood / Re: What's the most interesting space fact you know?
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:36:51 PM »
Because at some point, some idiot will end up coming in like LOL UNIVERSE IS 6000 YEARS OLD SCIENCE A SHIT

This has literally nothing to do with what I said. My post has nothing to do with religion. The problem of vacuum energy is a really interesting discussion, and you just disregarded it because you assumed it was theological.

OT: Another interesting fact: Observed from any point in space, the rest of the universe appears to be expanding away from that point. Pic for example:

Spoiler


Well in that case, my bad.

Yeah, expansion is scary, espcaially when considering in about 100 billion years the acceleration will reach light speed and we won be able to see anything outside of our own galaxy.

I thought it was speculated the universe's expansion rate was faster than the speed of light?

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The Flood / Re: What's the most interesting space fact you know?
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:28:18 PM »
It may be possible to survive for a while in the event horizon of a supermassive black hole, due to them having less extreme surfaces than normal black holes. If you had a black hole the size of our solar system, the tidal forces wouldn't be that strong, so your structural integrity could be maintained. Things would get pretty weird. You would get to experience the effects of the curvature of space-time, firsthand.

You approach the speed of light as you fall into the black hole, so the faster you move through space, the slower you move through time. Furthermore, as you fall, there are things that have been falling in front of you that have experienced an even greater 'time dilation' than you have. So if you're able to look forward toward the black hole, you see every object that has fallen into it in the past. And then if you look backwards, you'll be able to see everything that will ever fall into the black hole behind you. Mind blowing.

A cube of bookshelves is at the center of every black hole

#truefacts

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The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:22:54 PM »
Too reserved to come off as friendly.

What if I walk in with a 6 pack?
Well now we're talking.

See? You're friendly after all!

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The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:19:30 PM »
Too reserved to come off as friendly.

What if I walk in with a 6 pack?

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Alright then if you're so smooth, convince me that I want you in my pants.
Yeah, sorry- no americans.

Of course, Americans are out of your league.  8)

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Alright then if you're so smooth, convince me that I want you in my pants.

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The Flood / Re: Vocaroo: Return of the Autism
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:55:11 PM »
Maybe it's time I just commit internet suicide

1 (800) 273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

Please don't do it, if you have nobody else to talk to call that number. Don't do anything you'll regret, dial 911 if you're not safe!

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