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The Flood / Re: I'm officially old.
« on: March 17, 2015, 07:11:35 PM »
AYYY MAD MAX

YOU SEEN AMBULANCE RIGS AROUND ON THE ROAD, RIGHT?

THEN YOU'VE SEEN ME

YOU BEST WATCH OUT

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME

YOUR COMMUNITY EMT

I ROAM THE ROADS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

I SEEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SO WHEN YOU GONNA STOP BEING A PUSSAY AND HMU FOR SOME DRINKS SOMETIME FAYG??!
What makes you think I would want to hang with you?

Because ilu and booze brings people together

Whats not to like? We're like best buds

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The Flood / Re: I'm officially old.
« on: March 17, 2015, 07:06:41 PM »
AYYY MAD MAX

YOU SEEN AMBULANCE RIGS AROUND ON THE ROAD, RIGHT?

THEN YOU'VE SEEN ME

YOU BEST WATCH OUT

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME

YOUR COMMUNITY EMT

I ROAM THE ROADS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

I SEEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SO WHEN YOU GONNA STOP BEING A PUSSAY AND HMU FOR SOME DRINKS SOMETIME FAYG??!

3063
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 06:58:10 PM »
Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth
To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.
Quote
You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.
We can dream.

You can't dream when you're dead from the corrupt Brazilian death squad that kicks in your door and shoots you on orders/pay from another corrupt adversary.
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You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.
Which part of this do you not understand.

Oh sorry, does the truth hurt?
It hurts a thread that's dealing in fantasy, not truth.

Just letting you know the truth of the situation.

3064
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 01:25:47 PM »
Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth
To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.
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You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.
We can dream.

You can't dream when you're dead from the corrupt Brazilian death squad that kicks in your door and shoots you on orders/pay from another corrupt adversary.
Quote
You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.
Which part of this do you not understand.

Oh sorry, does the truth hurt?

3065
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:51:10 PM »
Australia.

It's essentially the cool America.

You can't be a "cool America" without guns

3066
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:47:33 PM »
Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth
To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.
Quote
You can instantly have total power over any country on earth. You have uncontested command over every facet of it. Dissident factions come together to obey your dictates.
We can dream.

You can't dream when you're dead from the corrupt Brazilian death squad that kicks in your door and shoots you on orders/pay from another corrupt adversary.

3067
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:41:00 PM »
Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth
To deal with some things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Brazil#Modern_era

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_inequality_in_Brazil

lol good luck with that. Enjoy being assassinated in office. Brazil is a fucked up lost cause.

3068
The Flood / Re: Choose a Nation.
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:35:52 PM »
Brazil? What kind of dumb fucking answer is that?

Also America, obviously. My first order of business would be to wipe Brazil off the face of the Earth

3069
The Flood / Re: After much thought...
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:08:03 PM »
We'll gladly accept their ways... with 30mm of BRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT



Evil war MONGER

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The Flood / After much thought...
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:44:12 PM »
Guys, I've been thinking, long and hard... what if ISIS is just misunderstood? I mean they just want to make the world one big happy community. Seriously, what's wrong with that? The reason there's fighting is because everyone keeps being selfish and rejecting the community. If everyone just stopped and accepted it we would all be fine.

3071
The Flood / Re: Ayylmao
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:31:21 PM »
You better mix em you pussy

3072
The Flood / Re: This is a scary fucking world we live in, man.
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:30:17 PM »
That was a terrible The Shining re-enactment.

And he forgot his line, what an idiot

3073
The Flood / Re: Sep7agon March Madness Bracket Challenge
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:55:43 PM »
Alright, I cleaned up the thread, thats enough spamming people.
>spam

3074
The Flood / Re: This is a scary fucking world we live in, man.
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:51:53 PM »
And people think owning a gun is bad and want to ban guns smh

Also LMFAO at this youtube comment:

"TWAIN GOT SHOT AND STARTED SINGING PEARL JAM"

3075
Gaming / Re: I almost want to email 343 a letter
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:24:39 PM »
I play the games for the campaigns nowadays.  If Halo 5's campaign is as well-written as 4's then I'll be happy.

>Halo 4
>Well-written

LMFAO that's the funniest thing I've read this week
Because it is.

I bet you thought Halo 3 was well written.
Hint
It's not. Halo 3 is poorly written and pretty mediocre

Halo 3 had an objectively amazingly well written story. Sorry you're one of the idiots who doesn't realize that and likes sucking cox
midgy please
you're hurting me
pls bby u kno u enjoi it

3076
Serious / Re: 4 years of civil war in Syria.
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:23:56 PM »
I love it, what an awesome war. So much footage is coming out of there it's crazy. Looks like Call of Duty. Thanks for all the amazing videos, Syria! Can't wait to see what more you can produce! One of my personal favorites is the FSA dude who has his face blown off through a wall from a 30mm round, Elysium style. Metal as FUCK
There was this one video I was of a rebel fighter who had his entire lower body blown off asking for some water before he died. And this other one where another rebel fighter blew his entire head off trying to fire off an RPG round. And this other one with a civilian twitching and bleeding out with shards of shrapnel inside of him after a barrel bombing attack.

And I saw that video you were talking about where the guy got his face blown off. It was from a pro-Government channel that ran for a while which played music from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly whenever rebel troopers died in amusing ways. Wasn't just his face by the way. It was literally the front third of his head. You could see his brains.

Seen all of those. And psh yes his face was blown off, brain or no brain doesn't matter. Bad ASS

Also have the ones of a sniper getting a double headshot with one bullet (achievement unlocked), many of tank fights and tanks being destroyed (and one where a crew member with a blown off leg gets out and rolls down the road and is shot), and numerous others. Syria is a war footage gold mine! I hope they keep it up
There was one where there were 3 T-72s parked together (SAA tank tactics are fucking god-awful). An RPG gets one of them really good, and then a screaming inferno came out of every single open hole in the tank. But here's the shocking part. One of the tank crewman got out of there ALIVE! How the fuck did he even do that!? But he ran away to Government lines and he ended up surviving.

Lol don't they know urban brawls with tanks are a bad idea? They're sitting ducks. Anyways yeah I think I know which one you're talking about. If you watch close, you can see that the crew member had started to open the hatch and get out shortly after the RPG hit, and looks more like the inferno blast boosted him out. I doubt he'll see combat again, he likely had incredibly serious burns.
Oh god, the SAA really needs to get their shit together. They send in tanks/IFVs into dense urban areas unprotected and alone, making them perfect bait for Rebel anti-tank missiles/RPGS. They don't bother to destroy their munition and ammo stockpiles if they have to abandon that area, leaving ALL of them to the incoming rebels. This is what happens when you have a poorly trained conscript army.

SAA tank casualties are estimated literally in the thousands.

Lol I'm not surprised. They're all fighting like idiots over there. You got the rebels who blind fire around corners and in the air who believe Allah will guide their bullets to the enemy and SAA have shit tactics. I mean some tactics are better than none, but shit tactics will always be shit regardless.
Are you sure that the SAA even has shit tactics?

Like, they're been going about their preparatory artillery bombardment of Aleppo for the last 3 years, while Soviet doctrine says that artillery should last for 15 minutes at most. The only reason why the SAA is using so much heavy equipment is compensating for the fact that 90% of the soldiers can barely fight. It's just the Republican Guard who are actually good soldiers.
Some are better than none though, right?

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Gaming / Re: I almost want to email 343 a letter
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:22:11 PM »
I play the games for the campaigns nowadays.  If Halo 5's campaign is as well-written as 4's then I'll be happy.

>Halo 4
>Well-written

LMFAO that's the funniest thing I've read this week
Because it is.

I bet you thought Halo 3 was well written.
Hint
It's not. Halo 3 is poorly written and pretty mediocre

Halo 3 had an objectively amazingly well written story. Sorry you're one of the idiots who doesn't realize that and likes sucking cox

3078
If you want the full story you can find it yourself, lazy jackass.

Don't half ass your own posts diptard
What was the purpose of the thread?

Oh right you didn't notice it so why the fuck should I do you a favour?

The purpose of the thread is for you not to be an autistic cockwad
However incorrect that is, it's actually wrong.

The purpose is closer to a savant-like ability, and savants often have some type of autism.
LOL doesn't change the fact you're a retard
I agree, but it was never implied so maybe you should go to the doctors to get yourself checked.

Edit: You might have schizophrenia

Your existence implies your retardation
I'm gonna have the last word with this.

there's nothing to talk about, so you should let me have it. If you don't, you will have the last word.
I always have the final say  8)

3079
The Flood / Re: shows that should have never been cancelled
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:59:10 PM »
Jersey Shore

3080
If you want the full story you can find it yourself, lazy jackass.

Don't half ass your own posts diptard
What was the purpose of the thread?

Oh right you didn't notice it so why the fuck should I do you a favour?

The purpose of the thread is for you not to be an autistic cockwad
However incorrect that is, it's actually wrong.

The purpose is closer to a savant-like ability, and savants often have some type of autism.
LOL doesn't change the fact you're a retard
I agree, but it was never implied so maybe you should go to the doctors to get yourself checked.

Edit: You might have schizophrenia

Your existence implies your retardation

3081
If you want the full story you can find it yourself, lazy jackass.

Don't half ass your own posts diptard
What was the purpose of the thread?

Oh right you didn't notice it so why the fuck should I do you a favour?

The purpose of the thread is for you not to be an autistic cockwad
However incorrect that is, it's actually wrong.

The purpose is closer to a savant-like ability, and savants often have some type of autism.
LOL doesn't change the fact you're a retard

3082
Gaming / Re: I almost want to email 343 a letter
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:35:58 PM »
I play the games for the campaigns nowadays.  If Halo 5's campaign is as well-written as 4's then I'll be happy.

>Halo 4
>Well-written

LMFAO that's the funniest thing I've ever this week
that seems to be a popular sentiment here for some reason. dont ask me why though. h4 was trash all the way through. a stain on the franchise.

I agree, I thought Reach was the worst it can get but Halo 4 proved me wrong.

I enjoyed Reach's campaign. I don't take it as canon really, but it was fun. The cutscenes were certainly top tier.

3083
If you want the full story you can find it yourself, lazy jackass.

Don't half ass your own posts diptard
What was the purpose of the thread?

Oh right you didn't notice it so why the fuck should I do you a favour?

The purpose of the thread is for you not to be an autistic cockwad

3084
If you want the full story you can find it yourself, lazy jackass.

Don't half ass your own posts diptard

3085
Gaming / Re: I almost want to email 343 a letter
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:28:50 PM »
I play the games for the campaigns nowadays.  If Halo 5's campaign is as well-written as 4's then I'll be happy.

>Halo 4
>Well-written

LMFAO that's the funniest thing I've read this week

3086
The Flood / Re: i don't care what you think, The Black Keys are good
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:25:07 PM »
This thread is filled with people who like objectively bad music

3087
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:23:42 PM »
Depends where I fap hue

3088
Why don't you post the entire story instead of only part of it, jackass?

3089
Serious / Re: 4 years of civil war in Syria.
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
I love it, what an awesome war. So much footage is coming out of there it's crazy. Looks like Call of Duty. Thanks for all the amazing videos, Syria! Can't wait to see what more you can produce! One of my personal favorites is the FSA dude who has his face blown off through a wall from a 30mm round, Elysium style. Metal as FUCK
There was this one video I was of a rebel fighter who had his entire lower body blown off asking for some water before he died. And this other one where another rebel fighter blew his entire head off trying to fire off an RPG round. And this other one with a civilian twitching and bleeding out with shards of shrapnel inside of him after a barrel bombing attack.

And I saw that video you were talking about where the guy got his face blown off. It was from a pro-Government channel that ran for a while which played music from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly whenever rebel troopers died in amusing ways. Wasn't just his face by the way. It was literally the front third of his head. You could see his brains.

Seen all of those. And psh yes his face was blown off, brain or no brain doesn't matter. Bad ASS

Also have the ones of a sniper getting a double headshot with one bullet (achievement unlocked), many of tank fights and tanks being destroyed (and one where a crew member with a blown off leg gets out and rolls down the road and is shot), and numerous others. Syria is a war footage gold mine! I hope they keep it up
There was one where there were 3 T-72s parked together (SAA tank tactics are fucking god-awful). An RPG gets one of them really good, and then a screaming inferno came out of every single open hole in the tank. But here's the shocking part. One of the tank crewman got out of there ALIVE! How the fuck did he even do that!? But he ran away to Government lines and he ended up surviving.

Lol don't they know urban brawls with tanks are a bad idea? They're sitting ducks. Anyways yeah I think I know which one you're talking about. If you watch close, you can see that the crew member had started to open the hatch and get out shortly after the RPG hit, and looks more like the inferno blast boosted him out. I doubt he'll see combat again, he likely had incredibly serious burns.
Oh god, the SAA really needs to get their shit together. They send in tanks/IFVs into dense urban areas unprotected and alone, making them perfect bait for Rebel anti-tank missiles/RPGS. They don't bother to destroy their munition and ammo stockpiles if they have to abandon that area, leaving ALL of them to the incoming rebels. This is what happens when you have a poorly trained conscript army.

SAA tank casualties are estimated literally in the thousands.

Lol I'm not surprised. They're all fighting like idiots over there. You got the rebels who blind fire around corners and in the air who believe Allah will guide their bullets to the enemy and SAA have shit tactics. I mean some tactics are better than none, but shit tactics will always be shit regardless.

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Serious / Re: 4 years of civil war in Syria.
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:06:46 PM »
I love it, what an awesome war. So much footage is coming out of there it's crazy. Looks like Call of Duty. Thanks for all the amazing videos, Syria! Can't wait to see what more you can produce! One of my personal favorites is the FSA dude who has his face blown off through a wall from a 30mm round, Elysium style. Metal as FUCK
There was this one video I was of a rebel fighter who had his entire lower body blown off asking for some water before he died. And this other one where another rebel fighter blew his entire head off trying to fire off an RPG round. And this other one with a civilian twitching and bleeding out with shards of shrapnel inside of him after a barrel bombing attack.

And I saw that video you were talking about where the guy got his face blown off. It was from a pro-Government channel that ran for a while which played music from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly whenever rebel troopers died in amusing ways. Wasn't just his face by the way. It was literally the front third of his head. You could see his brains.

Seen all of those. And psh yes his face was blown off, brain or no brain doesn't matter. Bad ASS

Also have the ones of a sniper getting a double headshot with one bullet (achievement unlocked), many of tank fights and tanks being destroyed (and one where a crew member with a blown off leg gets out and rolls down the road and is shot), and numerous others. Syria is a war footage gold mine! I hope they keep it up
There was one where there were 3 T-72s parked together (SAA tank tactics are fucking god-awful). An RPG gets one of them really good, and then a screaming inferno came out of every single open hole in the tank. But here's the shocking part. One of the tank crewman got out of there ALIVE! How the fuck did he even do that!? But he ran away to Government lines and he ended up surviving.

Lol don't they know urban brawls with tanks are a bad idea? They're sitting ducks. Anyways yeah I think I know which one you're talking about. If you watch close, you can see that the crew member had started to open the hatch and get out shortly after the RPG hit, and looks more like the inferno blast boosted him out. I doubt he'll see combat again, he likely had incredibly serious burns.

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