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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:39:03 PM »
What a gay ass advert

Gotta take my kids to football, better bring my gun in case the football rapist pounces on them during the match.

Do you always make retarded assumptions
The advert clearly showed her taking her kids to football with a gun. Maybe to protect against the half time murderer?

Yeah, because she totally keeps her hand on the gun waiting to fire at any suspicious individual. Retard
He isn't called the potential half time murderer, he's called the half time murderer. This is a known murderer, hence why she brought her gun to the game.

>Being this autismo

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Serious / Re: Don't you just love America's free market?
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:38:12 PM »
I'm waiting for the dystopian day where corporations have more power and influence than nations.

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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:35:57 PM »
What a gay ass advert

Gotta take my kids to football, better bring my gun in case the football rapist pounces on them during the match.

Do you always make retarded assumptions
The advert clearly showed her taking her kids to football with a gun. Maybe to protect against the half time murderer?

Yeah, because she totally keeps her hand on the gun waiting to fire at any suspicious individual. Retard

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The Flood / Re: Actually teary eyed. Top Gear UK is done.
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:34:27 PM »
Good riddance, that show sucked anyway

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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:29:56 PM »
What a gay ass advert

Gotta take my kids to football, better bring my gun in case the football rapist pounces on them during the match.

Do you always make retarded assumptions

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The Flood / Re: Something to make you think
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:27:14 PM »
So, is this how you guys masturbate? I pictured it differently.

Please tell how you pictured it

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The Flood / Re: The BEST Root Beer ever?
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:21:44 PM »
IBC is alright, better than others I've had. I had one root beer that was fantastic, made with honey and such - but we lost the bottle and forgot the name. I still long for it, because whatever brand it was, it was the best one I've ever had.

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The Flood / Re: Glock's commercial for the Glock 43
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:18:26 PM »
I was disappointed nobody got shot

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Serious / Re: Why I'm not a feminist (let's kill the myths, people)
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:58:00 PM »
For me, feminism will always be, at its core, the same exact thing as egalitarianism, or the ideal that no person ought to be discriminated against solely for their gender, race, sexuality, etc. etc.

So, if you're for equal rights, but don't identify as a feminist, to me, that's like someone who doesn't believe in god choosing not to identify as an "atheist".

Fact is, they are atheists, regardless of how they personally choose to identify themselves.

You might be able to say that you're not a "third wave" feminist with a little bit more confidence, but let's not pigeonhole the entire philosophy with people who are concerned about the petty issues that are bitched about on Tumblr.

Why be a feminist when you could just be an Equal Rights activist without all the stupid feminist baggage? Feminism is outdated in modern Western society - and despite what all feminists will clamor to say, it's not equally about men as it is for women. Not by a long shot.

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The Flood / Re: Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:50:43 PM »
>One Direction

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The Flood / Re: hot people post in this thread
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:49:16 PM »
 8)

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The Flood / Re: How do you say "Coyote"
« on: March 25, 2015, 03:34:30 AM »
Koi-yoo-thai-e
What the fuck

It's faggotnese, it's one of the rarest and oldest languages on earth

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The Flood / Re: So you guys know your guns? I need a hand
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:28:41 AM »
My coc-

er, I mean flash suppressor

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:23:42 AM »
Remember when OP was gonna start posting?

Yeah, about that..

omg tuch mai but

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The Flood / Re: Something to make you think
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:14:59 AM »
.....What the fuck?

Think about it. I should edit the OP cuz I forgot to ask if you guys also ever wonder if you could have a penis of a porn star and have a legendary penis on the web.

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The Flood / Something to make you think
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:11:10 AM »
Do you guys ever start fapping, then stop to look at your erect penis in detail? Like you look closely at the aesthetics and wonder if your dick is aesthetically pleasing? Or is the head oddly shaped and disproportionate? Are the vein bulges too big and unsightly? Do you have dick hair that needs man-scaping? Or do you have a beta-curved mutan banana penis? Could your penis make it as a porn star's dick? I actually think my dick is pleasing enough to be a porn star dick

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Call of Duty

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:59:27 AM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.

>Acting like it's absolute fact

*tips fedora*

He's right you know. Where were you before you were born? You didn't exist. You go back to not existing after death.

QFF

Still, to say with absolute certainty that there is no life after death screams of arrogance.

And how the hell would you know that? Did you die? I did.

Sorry, but until you die PERMANENTLY, it is of absolute arrogance to say there is no after life. Plus, you exclude those who also have had NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES (meaning, you didn't TRULY die) who say otherwise.

Fine, if I die for good and I'm considered deceased and my body is no longer living and there is something after death, I'm going to make it my mission to tell you that there is life after death.

Otherwise, I believe what I believe, that we go back to nothingness.

>tfw haunted by Deci in the next 40 years

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:32:56 AM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.

>Acting like it's absolute fact

*tips fedora*

He's right you know. Where were you before you were born? You didn't exist. You go back to not existing after death.

QFF

Still, to say with absolute certainty that there is no life after death screams of arrogance.

And how the hell would you know that? Did you die? I did.

Sorry, but until you die PERMANENTLY, it is of absolute arrogance to say there is no after life. Plus, you exclude those who also have had NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES (meaning, you didn't TRULY die) who say otherwise.

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:15:11 PM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.

>Acting like it's absolute fact

*tips fedora*

He's right you know. Where were you before you were born? You didn't exist. You go back to not existing after death.

QFF

Still, to say with absolute certainty that there is no life after death screams of arrogance.

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 24, 2015, 10:01:53 PM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.

>Acting like it's absolute fact

*tips fedora*

He's right you know. Where were you before you were born? You didn't exist. You go back to not existing after death.

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Serious / Re: Plane Crash in France - 150 feared dead
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:37:02 PM »
My money is still on hypoxia.

But that's boring and uneventful

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The Flood / Re: >walk into mom's bedroom
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:33:30 PM »
she gets a 0/0

because all she can get is a 0
just leave

>tfw Verbatim is right about something for once in her life

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The Flood / Re: Cooler people post in this thread
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:31:40 PM »


WOW SO COOL HOW DID YOU BLANK POST YOU FUCKING FAG SO LEGIT MLG

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:29:56 PM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.
I don't mean to sound like a fedora tipper here, but you're misguided if you think you have any identity or consciousness outside your physical, tangible brain cells.

*tips fedora*


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The Flood / Re: do you talk differently in person compared to on here?
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:33:25 PM »
Considering I don't think much more of this place as other than for shits and giggles and crap posts, yeah I talk differently in person

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Wow better grab my lip gloss and sun dress so I can "work out".
I'm not sure what this comment is even supposed to mean. Are you saying you're going to "pretend" to be trans so you can peep on the ladies in the locker room?
Yeah.

If you need to resort to pretending to be trans in order to see a naked woman I have some serious questions about the health of your social life.

Wait, this is a bad thing? I pretend to be trans all the time to do this

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Serious / Re: I have thoughts of suicide quite often.
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:26:15 PM »
It's beyond me why someone would want to speed up the inevitability of nothingness. This life is all you have, and all you'll ever have. You need to fight as hard as you can against your tangible challenges, because there's no continuation of existence whatsoever after you decide to end it.

You say that like it's a proven fact there's no after life.

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The Flood / Re: That horrible moment when your hair needs to be cut
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:22:21 PM »
I just got my haircut today. Why is it terrible to need a hair cut?

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The Flood / Re: Rey mysterio dies aged 40
« on: March 24, 2015, 06:00:03 PM »
Who?

a famous Mexican mascot

>Mexican
>Famous

lmao Mexicans are only famous for being shit and poor

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