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The Flood / Re: ITT i show u how to get bitches
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:31:04 PM »
She looks like a he.
Getting laid is getting laid.

So do you sleep with dudes often, or just when all the girls reject you?

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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:28:33 PM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
you think skyrim is good
mashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combat
no story is a good story
copy/paste dungeons and caves is good world design

>Copy pasted dungeons/caves

LMAO you're delusional. Go back to Oblivion if you want to see truly copy paste caves n shit
why do that when there's skyrim?

Oblivion caves look exactly the same with the same layout. Every single one. Skyrim's caves are actually created ground up for diversity. To deny this is ignorance of the highest degree.
>ground up

Now you're just being dumb. A significant amount of Skyrim's caves and dungeons are very similar.

Yes, ground up. I mean shit, what do you expect a cave to look like? Caves are gonna look similar, there's not an extreme degree you can alter them. A cave's gonna look like a cave, and at least they vary the caves the best they can rather than literal copy paste from Oblivion. Stop being ignorant.

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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:24:05 PM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
you think skyrim is good
mashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combat
no story is a good story
copy/paste dungeons and caves is good world design

>Copy pasted dungeons/caves

LMAO you're delusional. Go back to Oblivion if you want to see truly copy paste caves n shit
why do that when there's skyrim?

Oblivion caves look exactly the same with the same layout. Every single one. Skyrim's caves are actually created ground up for diversity. To deny this is ignorance of the highest degree.

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The Flood / Re: I cry a lot when I watch movies.
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:22:50 PM »
lol my skool showed the Fault in our Stars, and when whats his face died, I was like, Augustus, noooooo!

The faggot shouldn't have had cancer, then. Pussy bitch couldn't fight it off. He died for a reason.
Joking about cancer isn't funny scumbag, there is a line and you fucking crossed it. Get cancer and die.

OH NO SOMEBODY ON THE INTERWEEBS TOLD ME TO DIE LOL I'M SO SCARED

I bet you'll die of cancer, too. The irony would be hilarious

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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:21:36 PM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
you think skyrim is good
mashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combat
no story is a good story
copy/paste dungeons and caves is good world design

>Copy pasted dungeons/caves

LMAO you're delusional. Go back to Oblivion if you want to see truly copy paste caves n shit

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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:20:44 PM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
you think skyrim is good

Because it is

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The Flood / Re: I cry a lot when I watch movies.
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:16:16 AM »
lol my skool showed the Fault in our Stars, and when whats his face died, I was like, Augustus, noooooo!

The faggot shouldn't have had cancer, then. Pussy bitch couldn't fight it off. He died for a reason.

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The fuck is this shit about tin foil hats, did I mention the Illuminati somewhere?

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The Flood / Re: Legendary status is almost upon me
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:12:11 AM »
LOL you're still Heroic only

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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:08:35 AM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.

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The Flood / Re: What actually happened on 9/11?
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:05:12 AM »
I literally can't tell if ur srs or not

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The Flood / Re: I have jury duty
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:03:48 AM »
Walk in wearing a Judge Dredd outfit, shout "I AM THE LAW!", and walk out. Oh don't forget to shoot the dude on trial while saying, "Your sentence is death."

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>Spanish

Get beheaded by some narcs, pls

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:26:24 AM »
suffering is needed in order for us to truly value what the good times bring us
Which is bad. That's the problem. That's what I want to end. Living in a reality where you need to suffer to value "the good times" is fucking retarded, and no one should have to live through it.

That is literally nothing but a very pessimistic "glass half empty" kind of opinion, (and a rather tragic in my own.)
I dont think I can do anything to change it.
I will simply pray that you begin to see things in a brighter way. I know just about nobody on this site believes in God, probably yourself included, but that's about all I can do at this point.

Dude God is real and sending like most people here to Hell

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 07:46:20 PM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw
At least I don't shoot blanks.

Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot
Stop projecting, homo

Jesus is my homie

It's not gay if it's God
My god is straighter than your god.

I don't think it counts if your god doesn't exist, so my God is straighter by default
Allahu akbar you little kafir shit

Isn't there a crowded mall you should be Akbaring somewhere?
Isn't there a child you should be molesting?
Wtf, am I Das now?

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Serious / Re: Psychedelics
« on: May 12, 2015, 06:21:00 PM »
I should've said "Key to a better understanding of reality" or something to that effect.
Oh, okay, that's not as stupid.












It's even DUMBER. Wow, guy.
I'm merely presenting what many others have reported. It's not really up to me or you to say that's dumb, because I'm sure that neither of us has actually experimented with hallucinogens.

Well Verbatim is kind of close minded and naive, so you'll need to forgive his autism at times.

Though you've never actually taken any hallucinogens?

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The Flood / Re: Hey
« on: May 12, 2015, 06:18:40 PM »
Sucky. Water plants for an hour, load mulch into customer's cars, etc... that's what I'm doing a year after college. Women don't understand my dilemma, so I give up trying with them. Didn't get the tech job that I had a second interview for. Beard grows out because I don't care anymore. Only solace I can get now is when I'm reading or playing guitar. Can't wait for Mad Max this weekend, I hope the reviews are as good as it says.

Take an EMT class and become an EMT

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 06:15:25 PM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw
At least I don't shoot blanks.

Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot
Stop projecting, homo

Jesus is my homie

It's not gay if it's God
My god is straighter than your god.

I don't think it counts if your god doesn't exist, so my God is straighter by default
Allahu akbar you little kafir shit

Isn't there a crowded mall you should be Akbaring somewhere?

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:44:46 PM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw
At least I don't shoot blanks.

Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot
Stop projecting, homo

Jesus is my homie

It's not gay if it's God
My god is straighter than your god.

I don't think it counts if your god doesn't exist, so my God is straighter by default

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Serious / Re: Motherfucker, listen up!
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:44:12 PM »
 But it's hopeless

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:41:46 PM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw
At least I don't shoot blanks.

Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot
Stop projecting, homo

Jesus is my homie

It's not gay if it's God

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Serious / Re: We need the Patriot Act and the NSA.
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:37:17 PM »
I absolutely did not bother reading your post because anyone that advocates a tyrannical state deserves to be shot.

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The Flood / Re: I'm going on a 2 week no food diet. AMA
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:33:44 PM »
HA, this is God telling you that you chose wrong. Enjoy Hell, sinner

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:32:36 PM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw
At least I don't shoot blanks.

Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot

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The Flood / Re: Elite thread
« on: May 12, 2015, 06:23:45 AM »
I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.
Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism"
My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.

LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw

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Serious / Re: Japan's rural schools
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:43:23 PM »
>Sandtrap length post

Not even gonna read that

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:38:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:37:00 PM »
Why would you ever want to pose as TOTD, he's a gigantic faggot

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The Flood / Re: I admit . I am an anti-symmetric activist. AMA
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:33:58 PM »
What if I told you your face is symmetrical?

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The Flood / Re: I'm a sociopath. AMA me anything A
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:14:05 PM »
How much brain damage did you suffer when your mother tried to drown you in the bath tub?
I can only count to 9 and I have a droopy left half of my face.

9 is good, it's not like you'll need to count higher than that anyway. Too bad your face is fucked up though, you should probably kill yourself

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