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The Flood / Re: ITT i show u how to get bitches
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:31:04 PM »She looks like a he.Getting laid is getting laid.
So do you sleep with dudes often, or just when all the girls reject you?
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The Flood / Re: ITT i show u how to get bitches« on: May 13, 2015, 05:31:04 PM »She looks like a he.Getting laid is getting laid. So do you sleep with dudes often, or just when all the girls reject you? 2102
Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!« on: May 13, 2015, 05:28:33 PM »>ground upwhy do that when there's skyrim?no story is a good storymashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combatWith shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.you think skyrim is good Yes, ground up. I mean shit, what do you expect a cave to look like? Caves are gonna look similar, there's not an extreme degree you can alter them. A cave's gonna look like a cave, and at least they vary the caves the best they can rather than literal copy paste from Oblivion. Stop being ignorant. 2103
Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!« on: May 13, 2015, 05:24:05 PM »why do that when there's skyrim?no story is a good storymashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combatWith shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.you think skyrim is good Oblivion caves look exactly the same with the same layout. Every single one. Skyrim's caves are actually created ground up for diversity. To deny this is ignorance of the highest degree. 2104
The Flood / Re: I cry a lot when I watch movies.« on: May 13, 2015, 05:22:50 PM »Joking about cancer isn't funny scumbag, there is a line and you fucking crossed it. Get cancer and die.lol my skool showed the Fault in our Stars, and when whats his face died, I was like, Augustus, noooooo! OH NO SOMEBODY ON THE INTERWEEBS TOLD ME TO DIE LOL I'M SO SCARED I bet you'll die of cancer, too. The irony would be hilarious 2105
Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!« on: May 13, 2015, 05:21:36 PM »no story is a good storymashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combatWith shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.you think skyrim is good >Copy pasted dungeons/caves LMAO you're delusional. Go back to Oblivion if you want to see truly copy paste caves n shit 2106
Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!« on: May 13, 2015, 05:20:44 PM »With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.you think skyrim is good Because it is 2107
The Flood / Re: I cry a lot when I watch movies.« on: May 13, 2015, 11:16:16 AM »lol my skool showed the Fault in our Stars, and when whats his face died, I was like, Augustus, noooooo! The faggot shouldn't have had cancer, then. Pussy bitch couldn't fight it off. He died for a reason. 2108
Serious / Re: Economic Collapse and Next Great Depression Unavoidable, According to CIA« on: May 13, 2015, 11:14:38 AM »
The fuck is this shit about tin foil hats, did I mention the Illuminati somewhere?
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The Flood / Re: Legendary status is almost upon me« on: May 13, 2015, 11:12:11 AM »
LOL you're still Heroic only
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Gaming / Re: Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!« on: May 13, 2015, 11:08:35 AM »
With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
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The Flood / Re: What actually happened on 9/11?« on: May 13, 2015, 11:05:12 AM »
I literally can't tell if ur srs or not
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The Flood / Re: I have jury duty« on: May 13, 2015, 11:03:48 AM »
Walk in wearing a Judge Dredd outfit, shout "I AM THE LAW!", and walk out. Oh don't forget to shoot the dude on trial while saying, "Your sentence is death."
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The Flood / Re: Lmao, watch this music video that was filmed at my school« on: May 13, 2015, 11:01:40 AM »
>Spanish
Get beheaded by some narcs, pls 2114
Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."« on: May 13, 2015, 12:26:24 AM »suffering is needed in order for us to truly value what the good times bring usWhich is bad. That's the problem. That's what I want to end. Living in a reality where you need to suffer to value "the good times" is fucking retarded, and no one should have to live through it. Dude God is real and sending like most people here to Hell 2115
The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 07:46:20 PM »Wtf, am I Das now?Isn't there a child you should be molesting?Allahu akbar you little kafir shitMy god is straighter than your god.Stop projecting, homoAt least I don't shoot blanks.My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" 2116
Serious / Re: Psychedelics« on: May 12, 2015, 06:21:00 PM »I'm merely presenting what many others have reported. It's not really up to me or you to say that's dumb, because I'm sure that neither of us has actually experimented with hallucinogens.I should've said "Key to a better understanding of reality" or something to that effect.Oh, okay, that's not as stupid. Well Verbatim is kind of close minded and naive, so you'll need to forgive his autism at times. Though you've never actually taken any hallucinogens? 2117
Sucky. Water plants for an hour, load mulch into customer's cars, etc... that's what I'm doing a year after college. Women don't understand my dilemma, so I give up trying with them. Didn't get the tech job that I had a second interview for. Beard grows out because I don't care anymore. Only solace I can get now is when I'm reading or playing guitar. Can't wait for Mad Max this weekend, I hope the reviews are as good as it says. Take an EMT class and become an EMT 2118
The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 06:15:25 PM »Allahu akbar you little kafir shitMy god is straighter than your god.Stop projecting, homoAt least I don't shoot blanks.My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" Isn't there a crowded mall you should be Akbaring somewhere? 2119
The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 05:44:46 PM »My god is straighter than your god.Stop projecting, homoAt least I don't shoot blanks.My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" I don't think it counts if your god doesn't exist, so my God is straighter by default 2121
The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 05:41:46 PM »Stop projecting, homoAt least I don't shoot blanks.My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" Jesus is my homie It's not gay if it's God 2122
Serious / Re: We need the Patriot Act and the NSA.« on: May 12, 2015, 05:37:17 PM »
I absolutely did not bother reading your post because anyone that advocates a tyrannical state deserves to be shot.
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The Flood / Re: I'm going on a 2 week no food diet. AMA« on: May 12, 2015, 05:33:44 PM »
HA, this is God telling you that you chose wrong. Enjoy Hell, sinner
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The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 05:32:36 PM »At least I don't shoot blanks.My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" Then tell your boyfriend to reload, faggot 2125
The Flood / Re: Elite thread« on: May 12, 2015, 06:23:45 AM »My phone autocorrects you to being a huge faggot.I just noticed that typing "chal" on my phone automatically predicts "ChallengerX" as the most likely word to fill in.Really? Mine auto corrects "Challenger" to "autism" LOL mad cuz REKT, faggot. Too slow on the draw 2126
Serious / Re: Japan's rural schools« on: May 11, 2015, 10:43:23 PM »
>Sandtrap length post
Not even gonna read that 2127
The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in« on: May 11, 2015, 10:38:02 PM »Why would you ever want to pose as TOTD, he's a gigantic faggotIKR Yes 2128
The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in« on: May 11, 2015, 10:37:00 PM »
Why would you ever want to pose as TOTD, he's a gigantic faggot
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The Flood / Re: I admit . I am an anti-symmetric activist. AMA« on: May 11, 2015, 10:33:58 PM »
What if I told you your face is symmetrical?
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The Flood / Re: I'm a sociopath. AMA me anything A« on: May 11, 2015, 10:14:05 PM »How much brain damage did you suffer when your mother tried to drown you in the bath tub?I can only count to 9 and I have a droopy left half of my face. 9 is good, it's not like you'll need to count higher than that anyway. Too bad your face is fucked up though, you should probably kill yourself |