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The Flood / Re: I am not gay
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:36:31 PM »
And I suppose Cheat's not a nigger too, right?

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Gaming / Re: MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA, THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:35:39 PM »
Fuck Mass Effect.

FUCK YOURSELF

Would've liked a bit more than a generic sci-fi-shooter jetpack-ground-pound scene.

Meh, it's only an announcement trailer. You shouldn't expect more than some Mass Effect spacey stuff and some flashy images. It's more to get everyone hooked for what they wanna show in the future.

I'm not hooked, though. It was basically the same thing you'd get from numerous other sci-fi shooters like Halo, Titanfall, or CoD.

K Mad Max, go back to playing Pong then

(Plz tell me you've actually played Mass Effect tho)

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Gaming / Re: MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA, THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:29:11 PM »
Fuck Mass Effect.

FUCK YOURSELF

Would've liked a bit more than a generic sci-fi-shooter jetpack-ground-pound scene.

Meh, it's only an announcement trailer. You shouldn't expect more than some Mass Effect spacey stuff and some flashy images. It's more to get everyone hooked for what they wanna show in the future.

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Gaming / MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA, THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:20:52 PM »
BEHOLD THE HOLY GRAIL OF E3, MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA

YouTube


AM HYPE AM HYPE AM HYYYYYYYPPEEEEEE GOD I JUST WANNA RUB ONE OUT SO BAD

DISCUSS THIS AMAZING NEWS

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Gaming / Re: Gears of war 4
« on: June 15, 2015, 03:04:52 PM »
I knew there was going to be a GoW4, but I was hoping it was gonna be the Pendulum Wars. That would have been cool. Dunno what this new shit is, but so far it looks meh

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Serious / Re: California is in a drought because of God
« on: June 15, 2015, 04:46:53 AM »
California is in a drought because of farm subsidies.

No, pretty sure it's because Jeff down the street washed his car twice a year. Fuck Jeff.
no joke, i washed my car yesterday and someone drove by and yelled FUCK YOU WE'RE IN A DROUGHT

sorry you caught me washing my car once a month as opposed to once a week, jackhole.

It's funny because urban water use is minimal, when most water is directed towards agriculture. Halting the use of water for urban cities literally has minimal impact on the drought/amount of water, and people don't seem to understand this. Drinking one less cup of water a day won't do jack shit.

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Serious / Re: Why do Islamists do the finger thing?
« on: June 15, 2015, 04:40:01 AM »
It's the finger of Tawhid. It's referring to the Islamic doctrine of Tawhid, or the "oneness" of God.

Does it include "oneness" for hellfire missiles?

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The Flood / Re: Game of thrones finale :(
« on: June 15, 2015, 04:35:41 AM »
Stupidly overrated show with a one trick pony: kill everyone. Oh, and boobs. That's about it. Expect any and every character to die (with obligatory boobage shoved in somewhere) and that just about summarizes the entire show.

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:51:30 PM »
So figs it went decent last night. We saw lolJurassicWorld. I did the cliche put my arm around her during the movie, then we walked around town and got some ice cream. She hugged me at the end of the date and we're going hiking next weekend and she's coming over so I can teach her some guitar. We have something casual and we hate texting everyday and give each other space. It's nice. I might post a picture of her if I can trust you niggas.
I think you know how well posting a picture of her will go



WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT'S MY SISTER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

I KNEW SHE WAS SEEING SOME LOSER

YOU'RE DEAD

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GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

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Serious / Re: Let's talk about killing as a form of punishment.
« on: June 12, 2015, 02:33:17 AM »
I can't believe how many wimps there are in this thread. "hurrr if you kill and killer ur just as bad LOL"

Removing someone who is a danger to society is the opposite of bad and certainly not immoral. I'd execute murderers myself if I could, ridding the earth of the filth that is the worst in our species would be an honor.

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The Flood / Re: I've got another confession to make
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:45:52 PM »
Oklahom0

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The Flood / Re: If You Ever Need Someone
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:38:48 PM »
Please talk to me, I'm in serious need of a listening ear

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssssssssseeeee

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The Flood / Re: Fuck the Senate and fuck Congress
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:29:24 PM »
Quote
But now the program could face delay, some fear, after a Senate subcommittee slashed more than $300 million from the program.
I agree with that since NASA does have an incredibly high unnecessary budget...Oh wait my bad that's the military that has the incredibly high unnecessary budget. NASA on the other hand as a budget that doesn't even come close. This country is so retarded. When it comes to the military, religion and sports it's just cray about. But when it comes to science and education they're treated like the bastard child.

The fuck? Religion isn't apart of a Congressional budget.

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The Flood / Re: Dayum just got PM'd some nudes
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:22:37 PM »
i'm a doctor, send me the tapes

He's a doctor, send me the tapes

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The Flood / Re: Foman is back.
« on: June 11, 2015, 01:33:13 PM »
foman once banned me because I said "vag"

he's the hero we need to get rid of the filth of sep7agon
That's what I was thinking

He can design the rules so that they work
Yeah, but then you'll be banned constantly for your threads with no discussion value.
But that's a good thing though.
You are right about that. I'd vote for you if that meant I didn't have to see Elesomething post.
Unbunch your panties kiddo, I haven't done anything to you. Go take your issues out on a boxing bag or something.

Are you upset that literally nobody gives a shit about your shitty threads?

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The Flood / Re: Sir Christopher Lee is dead
« on: June 11, 2015, 12:24:43 PM »
Fuck you

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of me?
« on: June 11, 2015, 12:18:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of me?
« on: June 11, 2015, 12:13:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Upset: my best friend is leaving today
« on: June 11, 2015, 12:11:47 PM »
<3 I've been playing grand theft auto vice city. My best friend live 800 miles away so she's flying back now.
damn I thought I had it bad with my closest friend living 100 miles away. Must be tough.
My girlfriend lives almost 5000 miles away. I feel your pain.

What, your dick can't reach that far? LOL SMALL PENIS

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of me?
« on: June 11, 2015, 12:09:07 PM »
Kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 11:00:14 AM »

Obligatory.

Literally devil's piss.
Is it suppose to be an "apple" ale? Or just a shitty beer?

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The Flood / Re: I hate Scott Walker
« on: June 09, 2015, 11:33:29 AM »
Also did you type out each of those reallys, or did you copy paste 'em? Because if you copy-pasted 'em you really don't hate him that much

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The Flood / Re: I hate Scott Walker
« on: June 09, 2015, 11:22:24 AM »
Is he in The Walking Dead?

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The Flood / Re: What do you usually do when you're high?
« on: June 09, 2015, 10:32:33 AM »
The statement itself is still vague
if you're a dumbass who doesn't understand context clues

Or you're an idiot who thinks context clues are a rule

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The Flood / Re: What do you usually do when you're high?
« on: June 09, 2015, 02:53:13 AM »
"I'm too smart for drugs" is a general and vague statement, and anyone with even a child's grasp of the English language would know it's not specific in the least. You really should clarify things rather than being a presumptuous ass.
except i shouldn't have to, because the thread is ABOUT recreational use

So? The statement itself is still vague, not to mention ignorant.

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The Flood / Re: What do you usually do when you're high?
« on: June 09, 2015, 02:32:57 AM »
i'm specifically talking about recreational use, even though that should have been extremely obvious to anyone with half a brain

"I'm too smart for drugs" is a general and vague statement, and anyone with even a child's grasp of the English language would know it's not specific in the least. You really should clarify things rather than being a presumptuous ass.

Also it should be noted that morphine and ketamine are used recreationally, too.

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The Flood / Re: What do you usually do when you're high?
« on: June 09, 2015, 02:23:51 AM »
Too smart for drugs.

So you'll deny the morphine doctors will offer you when you're in pain from an injury or a medical issue in the future, right? Or the aspirin to thin your blood when you're having an MI, and the nitroglycerin to dilate the vessels so more blood gets through?? Or the dilaudid if the morphine isn't strong enough? Or the ketamine when they need to realign your broken bones for a cast? Or the oxygen when you're body is experiencing hypoxia? Or the marijuana for chronic pain caused by cancer when you're dying?

Surely you're too smart for all those too, right?

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