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Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think

Bullshit

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Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL

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>Conservative values
>Bad

Pick one
Right. Conservative values aren't bad. They're terrible.

Terrible if you have no morals

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Vapid lyrics, dull subject matters, boring, inoffensive instrumentation, poor vocals that all sound the same, conservative values...

>Conservative values
>Bad

Pick one

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The Flood / Re: I think I figured out how to make soccer not boring
« on: August 20, 2016, 12:55:11 PM »
A bunch of guys from my high school soccer team used to get together and play full contact soccer used to get together and play soccer where the whoever had possession of the ball could be tackled and the goalie could hit anyone inside the 18.

Shit was fun as fuck until one of our starting defenders broke their leg

Whatever, pussy bitch, its sports shit happens

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The Flood / Re: Wow my date is hot af
« on: August 20, 2016, 12:37:52 PM »
I don't see how people can find gluttony attractive.
This is attractive



Fat people deserve to be killed off

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The Flood / Re: Wow my date is hot af
« on: August 20, 2016, 02:49:58 AM »
oh fuk

my wallet is going to be drained

"we can go wherever you want jive it really doesn't matter to me :)"

*i pick expensive joint 30 min out of town*

i flexed too hard SMH

I will LOL if you don't get any pussy out of it
Its an interesting situation. See the first time we met we were complete strangers but by the end of the night we nearly ended up having sex in a restaurant bathroom. Then I didn't see her for months until we came across each other today and set something up

Easily one of the hottest girls I've ever been involved with in my life so far

Well I'm going to go visit one of the hottest chicks I've met too

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The Flood / Re: Wow my date is hot af
« on: August 19, 2016, 11:37:09 PM »
oh fuk

my wallet is going to be drained

"we can go wherever you want jive it really doesn't matter to me :)"

*i pick expensive joint 30 min out of town*

i flexed too hard SMH

I will LOL if you don't get any pussy out of it

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The Flood / Re: >when ur random as fuck
« on: August 19, 2016, 09:44:02 AM »
AHA! that is so me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

i can relate

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 09:42:29 AM »
Muh gf

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever played the WH40k tabletop game?
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:56:57 AM »
Used to when I was younger and when it was more affordable... It was a really great experience customizing your own army and painting them yourself, then battling against friends. Haven't in years because it takes a lot of time I don't have anymore and money I can't spare

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The Flood / Re: How do you prefer to masturbate?
« on: August 18, 2016, 01:32:41 PM »
I use a girl

Prove it, send nudes

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The Flood / Re: I got enemies, got a lotta enemies
« on: August 18, 2016, 01:12:57 PM »
Yeah, and last night I think I lost my patience
Last night I got high as your expectations
Last night, I came to a realization
And I hope you can take it
I hope you can take it

I'm too good to you
I'm way too good to you
You take my love for granted
I just don't understand it
No, I'm too good to you
I'm way too good to you
You take my love for granted
I just don't understand it

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The Flood / Re: How do you prefer to masturbate?
« on: August 18, 2016, 04:29:02 AM »
I personally like to fuck a pie furiously

What kind of pie?

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The Flood / How do you prefer to masturbate?
« on: August 18, 2016, 04:16:33 AM »
So guys, what is your preferred method for masturbation? Do you use the classic lotion n' tissues? Or in the shower? Or humping your couch? Or are you pro enough to go hands free?

Personally I like to use condoms when I jerk the turkey, it just feels that much more authentic. Plus no messy clean up!

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Serious / Re: Black woman cusses out BLM
« on: August 17, 2016, 07:57:21 PM »
Hey faggots stay on topic

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The Flood / Re: just got in a bloody fist fight
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:44:24 PM »
I haven't had a fight in years. Last time I did I got clocked in the jaw real good, but clocked the other guy real nasty too.

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Serious / Black woman cusses out BLM
« on: August 14, 2016, 03:25:29 PM »
I found a smart negress. Check this shit out:

YouTube


She's right. Fuckin' apes aping over a justified shooting

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The Flood / Re: Will someone please explain this gif?
« on: August 13, 2016, 03:20:06 PM »
Would you eat that pizza?

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The Flood / Re: I'm done with drugs dude
« on: August 12, 2016, 02:07:59 AM »
What a quitter

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Serious / Re: This is what obamacare has done
« on: August 11, 2016, 06:24:39 PM »
This is the type is dumpster tier bait that wouldn't fool 12 year old kids on b.lind

This isn't bait, this is serious

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Serious / This is what obamacare has done
« on: August 11, 2016, 06:03:17 PM »
Ever since obamacare I've been stripped of my long time primary care doctor and now have an assigned dimestore doc thanks to Obama and his bullshit system. Well I've been having health issues so I need to see my doc. I try to stay positive, it can't be that bad, right?

I couldn't have been more fucking wrong. I go to the clinic where the doc is and walk in to the sound of a fucking Mexican soap opera on tv with the nurses all speaking Spanish and not a single white person in the lobby. I was the only white guy there and stuck out like a sore thumb... All the rest were illegals and fat, ugly Mexicans who I doubt even understand English. I can't wait for trump to deport them and build the wall. It feels like an assault on my race and skin color. I am above them but this is what obamacare has done... Discriminated against white people and their good doctors and made everyone "equal" by making it all a third world shithole medical system. I couldn't be anymore appauled.

Have anyone of you had to deal with this nightmare?

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting drunk
« on: July 03, 2016, 05:20:00 PM »
Well that was fun
yeah, please continue, i wanna know how fun liver failure is

I would pay to get you drunk

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The Flood / Re: um... hi everyone
« on: July 03, 2016, 04:04:47 PM »
YAY a new person! This place has been terminal for months now, you might be the cure!

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Gaming / Re: Fuck xcom
« on: July 03, 2016, 02:22:20 AM »
Those were clearly 10 warmup shots

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting drunk
« on: July 03, 2016, 02:18:38 AM »
Oh my god I took too many skis and I'm so fucking lightheaded

I call bullshit, you don't get lightheaded with alcohol

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting drunk
« on: July 03, 2016, 01:48:42 AM »
Remember to stay hydrated

Alcohol has water in it

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The Flood / Re: "everything happens for a reason"
« on: July 02, 2016, 11:53:53 PM »

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