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The Flood / Re: today was my last day of work
« on: August 12, 2015, 01:37:22 AM »

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The Flood / Re: today was my last day of work
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:39:06 AM »
Where did you even work?

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The Flood / Re: Your first relationship
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:18:02 AM »
"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

There's no milk in the fridge.

Fuck me, I love milk

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Gaming / Re: Favorite sounds from games
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:16:32 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Your first relationship
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:08:04 AM »
Lasted a few months. I still love her.
L
O
L

"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

8 months, actually. But I've known her since I was a small child.

"i wunc new a gurl for a litul an i luvd her"

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Serious / Re: The university thought police is at it again
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:02:25 AM »
Literally none of these words are offensive.

Try telling that to a SJW and see how far you get

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The Flood / Re: tfw you only fap to moms now
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:59:50 PM »
I jerk it to Jim's mom

I feel bad for your penis

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The Flood / Re: Your first relationship
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:58:28 PM »
I collided with this girl during basketball and we ended up literally swapping spit, and her braces cut my lips.

My first kiss was EPIC LOL

Sounds more like rape to me.

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The Flood / Re: Your first relationship
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:57:52 PM »
Lasted a few months. I still love her.
L
O
L

"hurrr it onlee lastayd a tree munths but i luv hEr LOL"

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The Flood / Re: This, right here, is the shit that pisses me off
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:50:53 PM »
Thing is, unless his parents baby him throughout his life, he's gonna have it hard on his own. Going from a shitty rich brat who got everything from his parents to a nobody who has to make his own earnings - that'll be a shattering world view. He won't know how to support himself. Still assuming his parents aren't shit and cater to him all his life. He won't know responsibility.

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The Flood / Re: tfw you only fap to moms now
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:15:16 PM »
Literally disgusting

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The Flood / Re: Insult me as best as you can
« on: August 11, 2015, 12:42:10 AM »
You're not worth the time

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The Flood / Re: Faggot Awards 2054: Most Intelligent User
« on: August 10, 2015, 10:44:32 PM »
Midget, he's beyond our understanding.

Oh, don't make me blush  :P

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever shoplifted?
« on: August 10, 2015, 01:19:02 AM »
I stole a snickers bar once when I was little, does that count?

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Serious / Re: ISIS threatens to kill the Queen
« on: August 09, 2015, 11:06:16 PM »
Who cares, everyone dies in the end anyway

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The Flood / Re: If you were going to kill yourself
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:48:06 PM »
Well why be so boring? Steal a cop care and lead a high speed chase on the highway, smash into the median at 120+ mph and leave a trail a wreckage for half a mile.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll give you a 'would you rather' question
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:16:25 PM »
HIT ME

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Serious / Re: My grandpa is starting to slip, I think
« on: August 07, 2015, 11:57:24 AM »
It would be better if you never born in the first place.

I always find this hilarious. Anti-natalism takes the cake for the dumbest ideology to ever surface on the planet.

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Serious / Re: Republican 2016 Debate Thread
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:58:16 AM »
I thought Trump was pretty solid. It's not easy being ganged up by all the slimy politicians in the room.

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 07, 2015, 02:54:59 AM »
Other than the paradox of future human race saving the past human race so they could do the same thing, I thought it was a damn good film.

Except it's not a paradox at all.

Yee.

It's a closed paradox loop. If current Humanity never survived, then future Humanity wouldn't be around to engineer the circumstances needed for current humanity to therefore advance as a species and engineer their own freedom.

If future humanity never set that wormhole for themselves in the past, they wouldn't exist because modern humanity wouldn't have made it.

Continuous paradox loop completely.

Except it's not. Future humanity made it because they had to make it and always WERE going to make it - the instant they made it to the fifth dimension, time is meaningless. They were always there, always have been there, and always will be there. They will always assist lesser humanity and they will always succeed - all because they are in the fifth dimension.

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The Flood / Re: Can I viciously murder all pro lifers?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:55:20 PM »
Abortion is wrong, and if you don't understand why you deserve to be fucking shot

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:54:25 PM »
Other than the paradox of future human race saving the past human race so they could do the same thing, I thought it was a damn good film.

Except it's not a paradox at all.

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:01:54 PM »
It had moments of extremely gay corniness that made it just a okay/good movie rather than a good/great movie for me

What the fuck is "extremely gay corniness"? There was nothing corny about the movie.

Also OP, Interstellar is a great movie. Don't listen to these half-wits, most of 'em hate it because they don't understand it.
hur dur teh power is love

MUUUUUUUURPH

that whole scene was fucking dumb

If you really think that was the reason anything happened, you're literally a fucking retard and too stupid to understand Interstellar
please quote where is Said that's why anything happened.
I said the scene was dumb and it was.

It's sad how you get so upset over a movie. Do have some gay fetish for Matthew McConaughey or something? Is that why you're so irrational?

It was implied. Anybody who mentions the love part is ALWAYS implying that.

I'm not being irrational, you are. You think lovespacemagic did the work.

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 07:36:41 PM »
It had moments of extremely gay corniness that made it just a okay/good movie rather than a good/great movie for me

What the fuck is "extremely gay corniness"? There was nothing corny about the movie.

Also OP, Interstellar is a great movie. Don't listen to these half-wits, most of 'em hate it because they don't understand it.
hur dur teh power is love

MUUUUUUUURPH

that whole scene was fucking dumb

If you really think that was the reason anything happened, you're literally a fucking retard and too stupid to understand Interstellar

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 05:25:52 PM »
It had moments of extremely gay corniness that made it just a okay/good movie rather than a good/great movie for me

What the fuck is "extremely gay corniness"? There was nothing corny about the movie.

Also OP, Interstellar is a great movie. Don't listen to these half-wits, most of 'em hate it because they don't understand it.

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Serious / Re: My grandpa is starting to slip, I think
« on: August 06, 2015, 02:59:15 AM »
I see dementia all the time working my job. It presents in different ways - some people are "mildly" demented, where you can see they're a little off but relatively normal-ish, while others are so far gone it's apparent a mile away.

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The Flood / Re: What Was Your First Make-out Like?
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:31:10 AM »
It was nice, she was stroking my dick while we did it. Things got raunchy really fast :^)
Midge, you've never even seen a girl

The fuck you talkin about

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The Flood / Re: How do I not be stupid?
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:29:55 AM »
Don't be loaf

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The Flood / Re: What Was Your First Make-out Like?
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:29:13 AM »
It was nice, she was stroking my dick while we did it. Things got raunchy really fast :^)

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 4 night ops comes out in september
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:27:31 AM »

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