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Serious / Re: These high tensions tho, this week will be interesting.
« on: August 24, 2015, 11:10:45 AM »
I'd honestly enlist if we get into a full on war

Fuck yeah, time to kill some fuckin' gooks

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The Flood / Re: Guys Viltre is on this site
« on: August 24, 2015, 02:39:17 AM »
The Deci train has arrived

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The Flood / Re: Jurrasic World Made 1000 times better
« on: August 24, 2015, 12:20:03 AM »
More like 1000 times autistic

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The Flood / Re: ive created a weapon
« on: August 24, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »


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The Flood / Re: ive created a weapon
« on: August 24, 2015, 12:14:41 AM »


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The Flood / Re: I need help.
« on: August 23, 2015, 11:25:15 PM »
i thought le "minecraft is for children and autists" meme died, like, two years ago
along with the game itself
what's funny is that the next patch for Minecraft might kill / divide the userbase

Why is that?

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The Flood / Re: 4chan or 9gag?
« on: August 23, 2015, 11:23:58 PM »
Idk, both are pretty cancerous. Pretty sure 9gag gives you testicular cancer though, but 4chan gives you testicular torsion

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The Flood / Re: so i've used Uber for the first time
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:55:39 PM »
Did you get raped?

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The Flood / Re: Feel like I've done nothing with my life
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:54:32 PM »
Lots of people haven't come into their prominence until they were in their forties or later.

Sounds like lots of people are failures, then

Well just go and take that attitude, then.

I will, because it's true.

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The Flood / Re: Feel like I've done nothing with my life
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:35:19 PM »
Lots of people haven't come into their prominence until they were in their forties or later.

Sounds like lots of people are failures, then

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (Xbox 360) Game Night
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:25:28 PM »
I could join u guys I spose

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Gaming / Re: Your current go to games?
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:14:23 PM »
ME trilogy, Skyrim, BF3, and occasionally GoW 3

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The Flood / Re: Feel like I've done nothing with my life
« on: August 23, 2015, 10:09:32 PM »
Work in EMS

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey even human?
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:59:25 PM »
Pin 2/24, what da fuck

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:39:29 PM »
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo
I'll upload one in a moment



Facial symmetry is shit

Black hair

Brown eyes

Unkept facial hair

Big nose

Spicly

3/10, and that's being generous
Well where's yours I can see?

K, you got your credit card ready?

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 23, 2015, 08:03:32 PM »
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo
I'll upload one in a moment



Facial symmetry is shit

Black hair

Brown eyes

Unkept facial hair

Big nose

Spicly

3/10, and that's being generous

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The Flood / Re: Video games are calling out to me
« on: August 23, 2015, 07:38:16 PM »
Nothing wrong with some vidya games

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The Flood / Re: Do you find being white hard at times?
« on: August 23, 2015, 07:26:19 PM »
yeah man just cause i'm white almost anything i do is considered racist

fucking bullshit

I know, fucking niggers victimize themselves

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM »
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo

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The Flood / Re: If you could pick your neighbours...
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:33:28 PM »
Why would you ever want niggers as your neighbors? Russians fo sho

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:31:11 PM »
Make fun of me all you want guys, but it's at the point in my life where I want some intimacy, and it's not going to be perfect and with the love of my life because I'm being realistic. And it didn't happen in college, so it's frustrating.

You literally try too hard though

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The Flood / Re: What do you consider your ideal night?
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:29:26 PM »
i still have never been as happy and content with existence as the night i did shrooms

i suppose that's probably a bad thing but w/e

Whenever you get your bum ass out to Cali, we're totes gonna trip

It's been too long since I last had me some magic mikes

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The Flood / Re: I need help.
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:27:26 PM »
Lol, I got an email over the summer from the university about a minecraft club. I nearly shat my pants laughing.
>playing minecraft over the age of 10

Bet that shit is full of diddlers tbh

Don't knock that shit, Minecraft can be fun af

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The Flood / Re: I need help.
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:20:09 PM »
Become a pimp

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The Flood / Re: Popular things that you dislike
« on: August 23, 2015, 03:41:02 PM »
The Beatles

Yes


Quote
Mass Effect

Kill yourself, you never even played it
But I did

Quitting in the tutorial doesn't count, verbatim
Bruh I made I got close to the end until I found out you can't bone Liara till the endgame or whatever so I just said fuck it and beat off to the porn instead.

Boring piece of shit game

Only boring people find the game boring :^ )

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The Flood / Re: Popular things that you dislike
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:39:05 PM »
The Beatles

Yes


Quote
Mass Effect

Kill yourself, you never even played it
But I did

Quitting in the tutorial doesn't count, verbatim

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The Flood / Re: Popular things that you dislike
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:37:18 PM »
The Beatles

Yes


Quote
Mass Effect

Kill yourself, you never even played it

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:25:23 PM »
She probably realized she didn't want to get porked by some guy working retail with a college degree

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For future reference, Been is a troll, right?

No, I'm not. Apparently some people think I am, but just because I have different opinions than others doesn't mean I'm a troll. Nowadays if you disagree with someone they call you a troll. Trust me, I'm not

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