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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 10, 2015, 02:58:49 PM »

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Serious / Re: English should be the primary language of the US.
« on: September 09, 2015, 08:37:22 PM »
English is already the primary language of America. Not the federally official language, but it's tacitly the same.
Well then people should be forced to learn it if they don't know it and are going to live here

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Serious / Re: English should be the primary language of the US.
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:09:30 PM »
How would you even measure if someone doesn't speak the language well enough? Seems like a waste of resources and money to punish someone for something inconsequential.
Literally how is it inconsequential? It's kinda a big deal if you live in a country but can't speak the native language and the natives can't understand a fucking word you're saying. Plus it's a pain in the ass to get an interpretor of you need one in your line of work, and it's just blatantly disrespectful to the people of the country you're in

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One of my biggest annoyances about Mass Effect 3 was that the writers seemed to be trying to force me to have some sort of connection with the kid after about a minute of him being a mopey little shit.

You cold hearted mother fucker, a kid just dies before your eyes and you don't feel a thing. You're a monster.

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The Flood / The Baltimore Riots explained perfectly.
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:42:00 AM »
http://www.youngcons.com/baltimore-riots-perfectly-explained/

This couldn't be more accurate. The black community are a bunch of ignorant asswipes.

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The Flood / Re: Why did cartoon network become such shit?
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:41:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:46:36 PM »
Something like 32 to 36 hours. I worked a graveyard shift from 8pm to 7am and then stayed up most of the next day, and since I was awake all day before the shift started it was over 32 hours being awake

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The Flood / Re: Why did cartoon network become such shit?
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:44:12 PM »
I actually agree with Loaf.

You're not old enough to understand

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The Flood / Re: i donated blood for the 8th time in my life today
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:40:07 PM »
You probably just gave like 5 people AIDS

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The Flood / Re: Chris Evans
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:59:04 AM »
i would hate to have to be the guy to play the lamest superhero of all time
I know, that poor Jeremy Renner
at least hawkeye is cool

cap was literally made just for jingoistic bleeding hearts

Captain America is literally the ideal super hero

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Serious / Re: English should be the primary language of the US.
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:38:34 AM »
Uh-oh, I kinda agree with Midget here.

What is this black magic? Is the world going to implode now?

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Serious / English should be the primary language of the US.
« on: September 05, 2015, 08:51:35 PM »
When in the FUCK are we gonna make English the primary language of the US? I'm sick of going through areas and hearing a bunch of poor spic fucks speaking Spanish but not understanding a LICK of English. It's pathetic, really, especially in a country where the vast majority have English as their primary language. If you can't even speak the language with a basic understanding, you should honestly be deported out. We shouldn't tolerate incompetence.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Robin Williams
« on: September 05, 2015, 04:32:28 PM »
You being a faggot is part of the joke LOL

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:19:14 PM »
Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.
sounds like a fun time, did you have a go with the lady? ;D

OH GOD fuck no, she was mid 50's, stub covered vag with bilaterally contorted feet plus major skin flaking, rashing, bruising, and discoloration bilaterally to her lower extremities

It's always the ugly ones who go half naked : (

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:18:07 PM »
LOL why would you pay for friends?

You're overdue on your monthly friend loan, I'm afraid I can't be your friend anymore

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The Flood / Re: What movie have you rewatched more than anything else?
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:08:56 PM »
American History X

namely the curbstomp because nothing gets me harder than seeing some proper justice dispensed to a nigger

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:02:36 PM »
Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.

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The Flood / Re: Why is being sensitive frowned upon in today's society?
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:39:08 PM »
I think theres a fine line between sensitive and
Being a little bitch
There isn't though.

Being sensitive means if I call you a faggot you'll get offended and to try and cover up that you're sensitive you'll tell me I'm a terrible homophobic person that should be ashamed of himself because such and such.

So yeah, it's being a little bitch.

>tfw on fb with super sensitive trans "friend"
>tell him "its a choice to be offended, too much sensitivity is damaging"
>tfw he removes me for 'personally' attacking him
>the irony

yes its a true story that happened today, being sensitive IS one in the same as being a little bitch. The dude was a constant whiny bitch anyhow lol

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The Flood / Re: I spilled boiling water all over my left hand.
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:33:55 PM »
Put dry, sterile bandages on the burn after cleansing the area and get it checked out at a facility that has a burn center.

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The Flood / Re: bands that aren't that great but you love cause nostalgia
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:32:11 PM »
Nirvana (depends on my mood though)

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The Flood / Re: Fruit Loops, the greatest cereal? Just had 6 bowls
« on: September 03, 2015, 05:26:00 PM »
Coco puffs you fucking nigger

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Whoa did challenger and PSU just have a civilized conversation?

What the fuck?

That's because white people are civilized

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The Flood / Re: Take your posts and divide them by 500
« on: September 03, 2015, 01:06:11 AM »
RIP Das
It's okay... I've got some coagulating gauze somewhere up here...

Hemostatic agents aren't allowed

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The Flood / Re: I gotta take a shit and I'm at campus until 2:20. HALP
« on: September 03, 2015, 12:56:41 AM »
hold it until your colon explodes then post what the doctor says for our entertainment

Emergency Department

ADMITTING DIAGNOSIS - Massive shit

Doctor's notes - This faggot shit himself in biology LOL

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:31:53 AM »
My cousin once shot an arrow straight up into the air and I didn't know it. I was walking forward and my other cousin called out to warn me. I stopped and then the arrow landed right in front of me. Like if he didn't stop me, it probably would have landed on my head.

You literally ruined a legendary bullz eye

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The Flood / Re: What's the closest you've been to death?
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:31:14 AM »
I suppose getting pneumonia and mono at the same time was the closest medical thing, since my fever reached 105 at one point and we didn't realize that until a day later. I was very weak.

Had some close calls outside of that while driving. That's about it, really.

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The Flood / Re: Rate this album cover.
« on: August 31, 2015, 12:25:04 AM »
autism/10

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The Flood / Re: Who wants this girls phone number?
« on: August 31, 2015, 12:12:07 AM »
She's pretty average tbh

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