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« on: January 23, 2015, 11:53:27 AM »
Accept my request to join the bnet group plz. kthanks.
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« on: January 19, 2015, 03:19:22 PM »
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« on: January 17, 2015, 11:51:40 PM »
I noticed Vien was banned. Can you fix that? Kthanks.
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« on: January 16, 2015, 06:25:35 PM »
I wonder why. Has anybody ever had this happen to them?
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« on: January 09, 2015, 08:05:53 PM »
bleh
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« on: December 21, 2014, 12:11:21 AM »
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« on: December 20, 2014, 12:14:46 AM »
IGZ and o_____o are driving in a car. Suddenly, IGZ gets a craving for fast food.
IGZ: Dude, I'm fucking hungry. We should stop and get something to eat. Look! There's a McDonald's coming up on the next exit.
o_____o: Aw man, I'm not going to eat at McDonald's. The last time I went there, they gave me an exploding coffee and put glass in my food. And the time before that, they dumped water in my bag.
IGZ: Come on man, I heard they got some new additions to the menu and have been listening to feedback. Here, I'll buy your meal for you.
o_____o: I don't want you to do that man, don't waste your money.
IGZ: It would be my honor. I want to hear what you think of the new menu.
o_____o: Fine.
o_____o takes the ramp off exit I-69 and pulls into McDonald's.
o_____o: Where the hell is the drive-thru?
*all that o_____o can see is a brick wall blocking where the drive-thru used to be.
o_____o: Okay, what the hell? Why would they block off the drive-thru? That makes no sense.
IGZ: Maybe it's on the other side.
o_____o: No, it was right here. Look, I can still see the arrows on the blacktop. *indicating yellow arrows labeled "Drive thru". The arrows disappear under the brick wall.
IGZ: Maybe they haven't completed the drive-thru yet.
o_____o: They have. I've used it.
IGZ: Well, lets just go inside.
o_____o parks the car and they both go inside to order. o_____o looks for the new menu, but all he can see is the old menu. So he walks up to the counter and makes an inquiry to "David".
o_____o: Excuse me, I was told that you guys have a new menu? Where is it?
David: It's right in front of you customer. It's funny how often we miss those little things that are right in front of our eyes. JIB JUB BAPPITY FLAP!
o_____o cock an eyebrow, gives IGZ a regretful look, then replies to David.
o_____o:How is this a new menu? It looks like the same crap you guys sold before.
David: We have served over 100 million happy customers. Lots of people tell us we please them very much. We are very much honored to have you in our presence. Ah, but you inquired about our items. When you buy your usual meal, you'll find a special ingredient added to it.
o_____o: What do you mean "Special ingredient"? Like shards of glass, or bars of sodium? All I want is a regular meal with no weird shit in it.
David: We do not put shards of glass in our food. All you will get is edible sustenance to fuel your day.
o_____o: Fine. I'll have a big mac value meal with.....wait a minute. Why does the menu say a big mac meal is $15?
David: That is the cost of our new menu. For $15, you can join the rest of our millions of satisfied customers.
o_____o: Ok fine...whatever. I'll have the big mac value meal and a bottled water. Please, don't screw this up. Don't pour the water in the bag, or put shards of glass in my hamburger, or put hydrochloric acid in my fries or any other weird crap.
David: We made some mistakes in the past, but the food developers have listened to your feedback.
IGZ: Ok, I'll have a double quarter pounder with cheeze and a coke.
David: That will be a total of $30. You will be enjoying your meals in a short time. Who knows? Maybe you'll find an epiphany to life. Jub Jub Bappity Flap.
o_____o and IGZ go and wait at the counter. Eventually, David returns with their meals. But the trays are nothing like anything o_____o has seen before. Miniature safes appeared to be sitting on the trays. o_____o's french fries and half of IGZ's hamburger were the only food items that could be seen.
o_____o: Excuse me, what the hell is this?
David: This is our new method of delivering your culinary experience customer. Our customers have told us that they value us having more control over their meals so that they can get the most out of them. When you progress with your meal, those safes containing your food will be unlocked.
o_____o: No, they have not said that. They've been saying THE OPPOSITE of that. Have you guys even been reading your reviews on the internet recently? People are pissed at what you've been doing! This is absurd! Wasn't this restaurant created so that people would be able to get a quick meal and be on their way?!? What you are doing is the OPPOSITE of that. You are making it harder and harder for people to enjoy eating here!
IGZ: I agree. This is really stupid man.
Desticle: Wow, they listen to your feedback and you STILL complain! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!
A desticle wearing sunglasses walks up with a white-tipped cane.
Desticle: I really like what they are doing! It makes the experience more immersive! If you don't like it here, why are you eating here?
IGZ: Dude, let's just go eat our meal. I paid $30 for it, we may as well not let it go to waste.
o_____o and IGZ go to the dining area only to find that there are no tables. o_____o blinks, turns around and walks back up to the counter.
o_____o: WHY are there no tables?
David: We haven't had the opportunity to implement tables. It's something I've brought up with the food developers.
o_____o: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO IMPLEMENT TABLES? TABLES HAVE COME WITH RESTAURANTS SINCE....I DON'T KNOW, AS LONG AS RESTAURANTS HAVE BEEN IN EXISTANCE!!
David: I'm sorry sir. Someday the winds of time will disappoint us. Jib Jub Bappity Flap!
o_____o: What the fu.........nevermind.
o_____o goes back to the empty dining area, sits on the ground and begins to eat his meal. What should have taken 15 minutes to eat now took 40 minutes.
o_____o: This is really stupid. I haven't even gotten to my hamburger yet. They are putting more effort into padding out our eating time than they are making better food.
IGZ: Hahahahahaha.
o_____o: Ok finally, my hamburger safe is unlocking. Wait.....what the fuck?!?
IGZ: What?
o_____o: HOW MUCH KETCHUP DID THEY PUT IN IT?!? I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE HAMBURGER!!!
IGZ: Holy shit! That's hilarious! It's like they spammed a bunch of ketchup in order to hide the fact that it's the same food you ate before.
o_____o: Exactly! This is ridiculous and disgusting. I can't eat this.
o_____o storms angrily up to the counter.
o_____o: THIS is not worth fifteen bucks. All you did was spam ketchup all over my hamburger. IT's disgusting, I can't eat it, I demand a refund for my friend right now.
David: I'm sorry sir, we want this to be a good experience for you too, but we can't give you your money back.
Desticle: DUDE, SHUT UP AND STOP WHINING! THE HAMBURGER IS FINE!
o_____o: IT IS NOT FINE, LOOK!
o_____o picks up the hamburger and it falls apart in his hands, bits and pieces splatter on the floor.
Desticle: You are just mad because you can't swallow it whole.
o_____o: WHY WOULD I WANT TO SWALLOW IT WHOLE? I LIKE TO ENJOY MY FOOD! BESIDES I DON'T ENJOY CHOKING.
Desticle: Well, I swallow whatever bungie gives me without any problem.
o_____o:.......
David: If you are really that angry, the CEO of my company is in the back. I'm sure he would love to hear your concerns.
o_____o: Please, get him. I would love to have a chat.
David goes in the back and returns followed by a man in a business suit. His badge says "H. Ryan."
H. Ryan: Hello, I'm the CEO of Bungie. I was told you have a complaint? How may I help?
o____o began to explain all of the incompetence he experienced at McDonalds, expressed his concern over the direction of the company, and even offered some good suggestions. He told H. Ryan about how the company seemed to be taking steps backwards instead of forwards. Finally, he finished to let H. Ryan speak. The CEO of bungie pulled up a stool, climbed up onto the counter and began to speak.
H. Ryan: Thank you for your concerns. As always, our customers are our first priority. We've heard your feedback and we are always adjusting our ideas to fit the needs of our customers. We have received a lot of positive feedback over our new menu and revolutionary method of delivering edible content.
As H. Ryan talked, he began to unzip his pants and urinate all over o_____o and IGZ
o_____o: WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHY ARE YOU PISSING ON US?!?
IGZ: BRO, WHAT THE SHIT?!?
H. Ryan: Excuse me?
o_____o: YOU JUST PISSED ALL OVER ME!
H. Ryan: I am doing no such thing. It's raining.
o_____o: IT IS NOT RAINING, WE ARE INSIDE. YOU JUST GOT UP ON THAT COUNTER, UNZIPPED YOUR PANTS, PULLED OUT YOUR DICK AND PISSED ALL OVER US BOTH!
H. Ryan: I assure you sure, it is just raining. *lets a second stream loose onto o_____o and IGZ.
o______o: STOP PISSING ON US AND TELLING US IT'S RAIN!!!
IGZ: Dude, let's go.
o_____o: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN.
Desticle: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY! *takes out a paintbrush and paints his nose brown.
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« on: December 19, 2014, 10:25:18 PM »
At first I thought the idea of a transsexual was a bit odd, but I really don't give a fuck if somebody decides to mutilate or have a sex change operation on their bodies. However, some people are really offended by the idea. Why?
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« on: December 19, 2014, 09:38:30 PM »
It's been a while since I've graced this spin-off with my presence. I've heard horror stories of how this place has become a cesspool of decay and blithering buffoonery. On the contrary, I think it looks quite nice. I'm liking the improvements you've made here Cheat. Well done. Though you could have picked better forum ninjas. Preferably ones whose names don't rhyme with "miyo" or "slicywind". I've heard horror stories about Icy's shenanigans and blithering buffoonery. I believe them because I remember he wasn't the brightest bulb on bnet. As for Kiyo, she's just insane. I imagine you (cheat) are scared she'll appear in the middle of the night and butcher you with a kitchen knife if you dare demote her. I'm willing to bet this will earn me an involuntary vacation from the forums.
Anyway, the website is looking nice. I like the Christmas Wreath easter egg in the corner. You should turn the O into a bomb on January 13. It would be very clever.
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« on: October 26, 2014, 12:16:25 AM »
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74235337/0/0 I have a suspicion I am being trolled, but I'm not sure. This guy may be really good at not breaking his facade, or he is a lunatic. Either way, I figured I should share it here.
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« on: October 03, 2014, 03:29:17 PM »
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« on: September 30, 2014, 09:34:48 PM »
I discussed this a little bit with cheat, but I also want to hear what you guys think of this. When a user receives a ban, we should give them a chance to have the ban lifted early by following these instructions: *Grab 5 piece of 8 x 11 in print paper. *lightly draw vertical lines across the paper spaced 1/8 in. apart. *write your username at the top of each page *In capitalized single-stroke gothic lettering hand write "I WILL NOT DISRESPECT OTHER USERS". *The full space must be used for each line. *All lines on all pages must be filled. *The lettering must be neat and legible. *submit to the moderator who issued the ban when you are done. *the ban will be lifted. Thoughts? I think it would be a brilliant idea. In fact, I think this should be the only way to get a ban lifted for some offenses.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:49:13 PM »
I posted a link to this in #destiny and claimed it was my new website?
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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:24:52 PM »
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« on: August 31, 2014, 07:50:10 PM »
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« on: August 31, 2014, 06:08:48 PM »
If any of you have PS4s and haven't played P.T. yet, go download it right now. I'm a horror game enthusiast, so I don't say this lightly: P.T. is the most terrifying digital experience I've ever had. That goes for movies and video games. It actually gave me a nightmare last night. I can't wait for the full game to come out.
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« on: August 30, 2014, 05:37:10 PM »
I'm not so sure adding other forums is such a good idea at this point. It will spread the userbase out too thin. Just my thoughts.
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« on: August 27, 2014, 10:22:17 PM »
I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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« on: August 25, 2014, 11:09:05 PM »
"Everything sucks and I hate life. I'm smart." said Dazarobbo to nobody in particular. Little did he know that he just summed up his entire life in one line.
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« on: August 25, 2014, 10:44:09 PM »
Recon sat at the bar, drinking 200 proof alcohol because anything lower was for pussies. And Recon was a man. As he was watching the TV behind the counter, he heard a ruckus behind him. Four tattooed greaseheaded motorcyclists started harassing a young woman. "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU CREEPS!" She shouted, as she swung a purse at the leader. He caught the purse and tore it away from her, much to the amusement of his cronies. "What do we have here?" He said as he held the purse up high. "GIVE THAT BACK!" demanded the woman. "Oh I'll give it back, but only if you do me a favor." He said while winking at his buddies. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" The woman pleaded, but everybody else backed away, too afraid to stand up for her.
Recon sighed, and put down his shot and put on his sunglasses. He had put up with enough of this kind of shit on bungie.net, it was time to take care of the troll in real life. He cooly and confidently turned around on his barstool, slid off and calmly walked over towards the greaseheads. He took a deep breath and said "Gentlemen, I'm going to tell you once. Please give that young lady her purse back and get the hell out of here." His voice was deep and reassuring. But the greasehead leader took one look at Recon and burst into laughter.
"Oh look! Santa Clause came early this year!" he jeered. "What are you going to do Mr. Clause if I refuse? Fill my stocking with coal? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA- GLUCK!!!" The greasehead's laughter was brutally interrupted when Recon's manly fist collided into his face, knocking out all of his teeth and caving his skull in. The greasehead's eyeballs popped out of their sockets and flew across the bar. One of them landed in somebody's martini. The other landed in one of the other greaseheads' open mouth, causing him to choke to death. The other two greaseheads brandished their switchblades and came for Recon. But they broke upon impact. Recon grabbed both of the bullies and threw them over his lap. He pulled out a gigantic banhammer and repeatedly bludgeoned their asses. They screamed for him to stop, but he didn't stop until their asses broke. Then he sent them home extremely butthurt.
The woman picked her purse off of the floor and said "Thank you so much for saving me again." Recon pulled out a cigarette, gave it a light, took a puff and said "No problem CamCamm."
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« on: August 23, 2014, 11:54:51 PM »
link. I want to gain a few signatures before I post it in #destiny. Feel free to share it on all your social networking websites. This is something that needs to be addressed.
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« on: August 21, 2014, 09:42:58 PM »
I've featured Cheat and Kiyo in a story. Who should I do next? (I don't know how many admins there are. )
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« on: August 21, 2014, 07:58:11 PM »
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« on: August 21, 2014, 07:45:17 PM »
Should I be worried?
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« on: August 20, 2014, 11:33:05 PM »
I would send a PM, but I have a feeling that account will either be banned by now, he will have switched accounts already, or he would have blocked me (assuming you can do that on this website, I haven't checked.). So I'll just ask this out in the public:
Why do you feel the need to seek our approval? When you talk about how pursuing an engineering degree makes you better, it sounds like you are trying to prove something. Why? Why would you want to prove anything to us? It doesn't make any sense. As an engineering student myself, I can understand the pride that comes with knowing the sciences and applying them. But I do not have the desire you have to rub it in other peoples' faces, assuming you are telling the whole truth. What does it accomplish? Does it benefit you? If it does, how? If you had as many friends as you claim to have, you wouldn't feel the need to come onto the forums attack others. You wouldn't care if somebody talked trash about you. The only reason people post the kind of vile comments you've been posting is to feel better about themselves. Do you feel inadequate? No, this is not meant to be an attack or insult. I am honestly asking you if you have some reason to loathe yourself.
If this is the case and you do, then let me tell you that attacking people does nothing for you. They can see right through it and you'll feel even shittier. Trust me, I used to do almost the exact same kind of thing that you are doing now. (I never threatened to rape anybody's kid, that's...horrible.) But I used to say some horrible stuff just for the shits and giggles. It may have provided me with temporary amusement to see peoples' reactions, but it was a false happiness. It did nothing for me. You are traveling down the same path towards despair. But it doesn't need to be that way. The only way you will ever be happy is if you build your skills and become a better person. And the only way you can do that is by doing good things for others. Happiness does not come from self-gain, but from the mercy of those who surround you, both IRL and on the cyberspace. You may tell yourself that what you post on the internet does not affect how you act in real life, but it does. You will carry aspects of your online persona into your everyday life and people will notice.
So please, stop. Focus on your education and leave bungie.net and any of it's offsites alone, not because we will be happier, but because it will be better for you. Your trolling is an addiction. I know because you have tried to stop and you failed. You felt remorse only to start this crap over again. The only way to stop an addiction is to cut off the source of the addiction. Stay away from bnet and this website and focus on your degree. I don't really expect you to answer or take this seriously, in fact I expect you to say something along the lines of "WOW LOSER, DON'T KID YOURSELF, I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND I AM DOING AWESOME!" But as long as you see this topic, that's all I need.
/wall of text.
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« on: August 19, 2014, 10:20:44 PM »
It's the new juvenile insult I made up just now. I'm high.
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« on: August 18, 2014, 09:33:47 PM »
Skella on bnet made some fanart of me. Apparently he wasn't aware that I am both o______________o and o________________o. link
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« on: August 17, 2014, 03:49:18 PM »
Nobody is around to help me. I feel miserable and unable to do anything other than use a computer. Even my dog seems to know I am ill, she is keeping her distance. It's very depressing. I need support.
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