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Gaming / Re: The amount of dark souls threads is rediculous
« on: December 14, 2014, 04:23:49 PM »
Dark Souls is literally just a meme game, no one actually enjoys playing it.
I bet you're just saying that because you rage quit
i'm inspired to go back to the game, beat it, and then come back just to tell you that I still hated it
you should

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The Flood / Re: Nuclear Wasteland Stories
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:34:08 PM »
Stop making shitty threads Isara

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Gaming / The amount of dark souls threads is rediculous
« on: December 14, 2014, 02:55:54 PM »
why aren't there more?

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Gaming / Re: to casuals who suck at Dark Souls
« on: December 14, 2014, 02:00:52 PM »
Dark Souls is literally the easiest game I've ever played. Once you unlock Biotic Charge and upgrade your Typhoon you can destroy Atheon with ease.
It's way easier to just push off the Didact using a falcon punch
And once you get the True Dragon Sword the Covenant don't stand a chance.
Those aren't even in dark souls, fucktard

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Gaming / Re: to casuals who suck at Dark Souls
« on: December 14, 2014, 01:56:10 PM »
Dark Souls is literally the easiest game I've ever played. Once you unlock Biotic Charge and upgrade your Typhoon you can destroy Atheon with ease.
It's way easier to just push off the Didact using a falcon punch

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final fantasy tactics advance. like, seriously? it'll take 5 god damn years to beat that game. i love turn based strategy but the combat pacing is just absolute shit.

I love that game :(
Play it on an emulator and double the speed

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Dark Souls.

I got it from Gamefly for the very first time, and was excited to finally be able to play this game.  Shortly after leaving the prison, someone invades my world.  Me, of course being a noob, thought that I was getting a companion.  He appeared before me in his majestic, high-level armor with a giant intimidating weapon.
Spoiler
giggidy

Naturally, I waved to this stranger, hoping that he was here to help me and not just notice me as a "noob" and leave.  Sadly, my inexperienced self did not realize that "Invading" meant "go into other people's worlds and rek their shit to the point where it's classified as rape."

I stared at my game, turned off my Xbox, and refused to touch Dark Souls for months.
That's what you get for unhollowing 

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Gaming / Re: Imagine having space multiplayer combat in Halo
« on: December 14, 2014, 12:43:39 PM »
Halo is meh

10000
The Flood / Re: Who is the dominant prison gang in sep7agon?
« on: December 14, 2014, 11:23:29 AM »
The staff, I hear they like to wash each other in the showers and the higher ups make the mods and monitors drop the soap a lot.
ALLEDGEDLY. These are just rumors. Rumors, I tell you. Lies and slander. This is just ignorance.
Please tell me that's a South Park/Michael Jackson reference

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The Flood / Re: Question for die hard Star Wars fans
« on: December 14, 2014, 11:19:14 AM »
I don't like Star Wars so I'm not sure why I'm here
Because Star Wars fanboy tears are a delicacy.

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I never understood why they make this gun amazing in like every videogame. Mw2, black ops, bf3, RSV2...

It's poopy

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The Flood / Re: Question for die hard Star Wars fans
« on: December 14, 2014, 11:15:15 AM »
I don't like Star Wars so I'm not sure why I'm here

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Darksiders 2
God of War 3
The last time I played destiny when it told me I couldn't do weekly activities without the DLC

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Gaming / Re: am gettin teh xbone
« on: December 14, 2014, 11:02:50 AM »
I'm sorry for your loss

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The Flood / Re: "I'm not racist"
« on: December 14, 2014, 11:02:04 AM »
Racism wouldn't be a problem if niggers didn't act like niggers

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:56:21 PM »
Some sort of pheromone implant that will make every girl want to have sex with me.

That's called money

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The Flood / Re: Just finished Angel Beats.
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:43:58 PM »
Watch Sora no Woto.
Sounds good. I'll add it to the queue.

Kappa Mikey is objectively the best anime
lel I remember that show.

HEY HEY YOU YOU WALKIN THE STREETS

CAN YOU SEEEE
THE MAN IS KAPPA MIKEY!

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The Flood / Re: to show ownership over my significant others
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:42:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just finished Angel Beats.
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:38:52 PM »
Kappa Mikey is objectively the best anime

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:34:49 PM »
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..

What the fuck did I just read

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The Flood / Re: The time a girl wrapped her legs around me
« on: December 13, 2014, 11:32:11 PM »
>be me
>have sex with girl
>win flood

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The Flood / Re: What is your worst experience with people?
« on: December 13, 2014, 07:12:52 PM »
This fucking website
So many fucked up people in one place

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The Flood / Re: If there's any one thing that we could all agree on...
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:55:49 PM »
Florida is disgusting. Only good for short vacations

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Gaming / Re: Have you heard of this game?
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:16:55 PM »
Quote
Destiny

Nope
What?
I don't trust trailers that repeatedly use the word destiny

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The Flood / Re: Hue
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:14:08 PM »
Thank you... Just.... Thank you ....

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Gaming / Re: Have you heard of this game?
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:09:59 PM »
Quote
Destiny

Nope

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
Camera eyes connected to some sort of storage system in my brain. Literal photographic memory.
Literal photographic memory would be awesome, cuz then you could have like, a porn stash and stuff.
Nudes of every girl I've ever been with and pictures of the pages of ever text book

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:21:35 PM »
Camera eyes connected to some sort of storage system in my brain. Literal photographic memory.

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Gaming / Re: The Crucible is a fucking joke.
« on: December 13, 2014, 04:46:01 PM »
And you are still playing it now..... Why?

Density is literally cancer.

1) The game is a grind (just like Pokemon used to be, which is why I can find enjoyment in it)
2) The game has redeeming aspects
3) My friends play it
4) I feel obligated because I regretfully bought the game and it's season's pass

That literally left a bad taste in my mouth.


Was that suppose to insult me because I'm young?

No, he's insulting you for misusing words.

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