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Gaming / Re: ITT: we come up with shitty Halo 5 theories
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:09:18 AM »
The game begins with mister chief flying the super pelican after the diedicks evil space ball. You follow him all the way to planet pandora where you have to fight storm covies and gay ass prometheaons and skags and blue cat people. Meanwhile  John Locke the political theorist is dead as fuck and is being taught about in American schools. Meanwhile john Locke the gay atheist Spartan is chasing after chief. They have several conflicts which are symbolic of the conflicts between conservative religious assholes (chief) and liberal hippies douches (Locke)
Halfway through the game they have a final battle underneath a big statue of chief, is you pick the red light chief wins and if you pick the blue light Locke wins

You play the rest of the game as Rick Ross riding a giraffe. Your primary weapon is a T-shirt launcher and to regain health you snort coke

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The Flood / Re: I changed my Ipods name to the Titanic
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:00:51 AM »
HAHAHA I MOST CERTAINLY HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE MILLION TIMES

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The Flood / Re: Which Soundtrack are You?
« on: April 21, 2015, 08:56:41 AM »
I couldn't think of an entire soundtrack so these songs will have to do

YouTube


YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Possible DnD Campaign
« on: April 20, 2015, 02:34:28 PM »
I like how you call me out (which is against the rules btw) when there were multiple people.

Yeah I distinctly remember calling him a nerd

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Gaming / Re: Project Ukulele minion
« on: April 20, 2015, 12:38:00 PM »
Is this another nintendo thing that you and one other person know about?
This is a Rareware thing which Is my #1 favorite game company which I'm a huge cock sucking fanboy of and its me and Coco who are hyped for this
js viva piñata is best rare game ever

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:31:36 AM »
I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR
Lifeguard?
yes


And the pool I guard is only 5 ft deep in the deep end so when somebody is in trouble  I'm just like "lol you're not even drowning just stand up faggot"

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Gaming / Re: Guerrilla Games Horizon
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:40:00 AM »
Why does Udyr have and gun and why is he shooting at Grimlock?

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The Flood / Re: I'm a true weeb/perv/man
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:29:23 AM »
you fucking retard that isn't what a weeb is kill yourself

Yo what the fuck is your avi

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 20, 2015, 08:25:10 AM »
I need to know how to swim so when I drown in the pussy I can swim to the butt




Also knowing how to swim isn't useless at all, I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR

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Gaming / Re: Project Ukulele minion
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:53:36 AM »

Aww shiet nigga
Do we know what the protagonists are yet? I remember that guessing game from awhile back

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls screenshots
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:18:47 PM »
Yeah, actually.

My favorite moment.
I laughed

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Gaming / Re: Win 3 months of PS+ (US only)
« on: April 18, 2015, 03:38:15 PM »
Just give it to me faggot

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Gaming / Re: Aw shit Dice what the fuck are you doing
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:25:21 AM »
DICE, YOUU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FRANCHISE

NOT DESTROY IT

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Gaming / Re: Aw shit Dice what the fuck are you doing
« on: April 17, 2015, 02:14:57 PM »
This game is Titanfall 2

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Gaming / Re: Is there any hope for future DBZ games?
« on: April 17, 2015, 08:39:59 AM »
I would like one thats not a fighting game, but more like a superhero game. Think arkham city or Infamous

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The Flood / Re: So the resurgent(?) Empire is called "The First Order"
« on: April 17, 2015, 06:20:56 AM »
A light saber with a cross guard is fucking stupid

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Gaming / Re: Dungeons and Dragons Guide 1: Character Creation
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:54:53 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry for posting about nerdy things on a GAMING FORUM. I figured they were both synonymous with nerdy...
Most people here are jokesters, Tyger in this case.
He's a bit annoying...
Hey watch it that's my boy right there


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Gaming / Re: Dungeons and Dragons Guide 1: Character Creation
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:35:17 PM »
I'm with diamond, fuck tyger.

If you insist

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Gaming / Re: Dungeons and Dragons Guide 1: Character Creation
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:33:25 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry for posting about nerdy things on a GAMING FORUM. I figured they were both synonymous with nerdy...
Why are you taking this place so seriously?
I'm not. I'm just saying that I figured that I could post something that was slightly nerdy on here without getting flamed... I guess it was a long shot, though.
I was jk

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Gaming / Re: Dungeons and Dragons Guide 1: Character Creation
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:24:34 PM »
Wtf is this nerd shit

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Your comma is misplaced and it's making me sad

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The Flood / Re: Which Pokemon are you??
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:30:20 PM »
I got pikachu

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls II: Favorite weapon stories
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:36:34 AM »
1) equip Poison enchant spotted whip

2) equip That butterfly Armor that poisons nearby enemies

3) Invade and run in circles around people, occasionally whipping them

4) Receive hate mail

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The Flood / Re: is anyone else like this
« on: April 15, 2015, 08:44:26 AM »
Quote
ain't

Kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Make me a nameplate
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:12:25 PM »
Nameplates are a useless function. This app doesn't even show them. So stop trying.
Step 1: don't use the app

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Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:05:35 AM »
Fuck this shitty game


It literally has micro transactions that make fatalities easier, not to mention all the other dlc that costs more than the base game itself
really that's disappointing
I planned to buy it until I saw just how much DLC it had already

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Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:40:38 AM »
Fuck this shitty game


It literally has micro transactions that make fatalities easier, not to mention all the other dlc that costs more than the base game itself

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Gaming / Re: How to get used to heavy headsets? <.<
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:22:46 AM »
Soak it in water it'll loosen it up

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