A lady came into the store one day asking for some bagels

Poppyseed bagels she wanted?

Poppyseed bagels she got!

I hope you all get fired from the stores you work at you degenerates

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Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 25, 2015, 09:34:09 AM

You... still get mailed pay checks?

I don't anymore but my and sister mom do. Their workplaces don't offer direct deposit

A street corner isn't a workplace.

she gets paid in cash for that. I was talking about her other job

lolPOboxplebs

Get a real house with a real mailbox in a real neighborhood with white neighbors

PO boxes are still a thing?

Quote from: SecondClass on July 25, 2015, 08:32:26 AM

You have a key to your mailbox...?

Actually guys I have a normal mailbox with a key, because our neighbors daughter kept stealing our mail and trying to cash our pay checks

Don't have sex you'll get pregnant and die

Quote from: Septy on July 24, 2015, 10:57:39 PM

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Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 24, 2015, 10:52:19 PM

I rode Amtrak from the southern end of Virginia to Philly. Kinda fun. Me and another dude who was headed to the same station on leave from my company spent a good three hours talking to some hippy chick who was oddly enthusiastic about military service until she got off in Maryland.
The view over the Chesapeake was nice.

The train says we're an hour ahead of schedule but it's been about 6 hours and we're still in South Carolina

That sounds awful.
How bitchy if your bro's GF being?

Not much now because she went and is now watching movies, still annoying tho

Are you willing to financially compensate me for the goddamn awful fucking hour and a half drive down 422, I76, and I95 into Philly if I say I'll save you from her for however long you're in my state for?

I95 a shit

Especially around baltimore

First of all, King's Rock does not affect moves that already have a chance to flinch. Give your Togekiss Leftovers instead since it's a defensive set.
Source: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Evolution-inducing_held_item#King.27s_Rock

Also, Air Balloon on Volcarona doesn't do much. You're much better off using Life Orb or Leftovers since a glass cannon needs all the help it can get. Quagsire switches in well on Earthquakes, so an Air Balloon is definitely not needed.

Quagsire's nature should be changed to Relaxed so that your Attack and SpA isn't weakened (Bold reduces the Attack stat meaning your Earthquakes will be doing less damage). EVs should be 252 Def rather than Att to maximize its bulkiness, it has a rather mediocre Attack and awful Speed stat so an offensive one won't get you anywhere. Quagsire's role has always been better suited to a tank anyway.

Kyurem-B's arguably best set is the mixed attacker, but if you want to run a physical attacker, I won't stop you.

I'm not sure if your Metagross is your Mega Evolution, but I sure hope it is. Make sure it's Jolly to outspeed threats such as Excadrill and Choice Scarf Tyranitar. I would also replace Protect with either Meteor Mash to potentially increase your Attack and for extra STAB, or Ice Punch to deal with Gliscor and Landorus-T. Thunder Punch also works to deal with Skarmory.



Good luck to you.

Oh and since you're online, we can test out the team on Showdown real quick if you'd like.

Careful dragon


he will wreck your shit and crush your dreams of ever becoming the league champion

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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on July 24, 2015, 07:32:59 PM

A lock-in?

A lock-in is when a pub is officially "closed" and the doors are locked to stop people entering, but still serve drinks to those already inside for an extra hour or so.Technically illegal (something about serving alcohol past certain times, blah blah blah), but fuck they are good fun.

At least, I hope that's what he's referring to and I haven't mixed up the words.

It's not really like that in America.

We can serve alcohol till 2 or 3am in most places.

Damn, that sounds nice considering you have to wait 3 extra years for it.

Don't get me wrong, in the UK there's plenty of pubs/nightclubs that serve until they close at ridiculous o'clock in the morning, but IIRC the pubs need extra licenses to do that. Doesn't stop them though, the laws are hardly enforced regarding this (and depending on how rural you are, the legal drinking age is... "lenient" by several years too).

Now I'm really clueless as to what Rocketman is doing if it isn't a true lock-in. Rocketman, what sort of lock-in is this?

it's something kids who are losers go to, it's usually at churches but I've heard of schools and youth groups doing them. You get "locked in" to a place so parents feel like it's age to send their kid to and there's usually games and shit and everyone stays up all night

I've never heard of one just for a football team though

The only thing I don't like about this is that there doesn't leave much room to change your character mid game. Other than that I'm fine, all skills were before was a way to gate perks

Quote from: Tyger on July 24, 2015, 08:05:04 PM

Bideogame Donkey

His girlfriend has a channel now, too. They open fan mail and stuff together. It's cute.

there's videos of him just chatting with her, sky Williams, and This guy grizzd on sky's channel

Holy shit it's so funny

Spoiler

I quite like this one. It screams "Oh Shit! Almost got spotted."

nobody cares about screenshots anymore

Bideogame Donkey

I've yet to find a quiz like this that in't so transparent.

"How would you get around town?"
1. Fly
2. Motorcycle
3....

Like, obviously if I could fly, I would.


OT: Superman and Captain America. Doesn't surprise me at all because they're both serious and challenged with doing the right thing on a daily basis.

what if you had a flying motorcycle

Quote from: Tyger on July 24, 2015, 07:47:26 PM

why

Because we're fucking better than that. It's childish and disgusting. Having a sex scene is not much more glamorous than having a shit-taking scene. Would you like to see that?

Quote from: Plotmaster on July 24, 2015, 07:47:45 PM

We're all so glad that we have Verbatim to tell us how we should feel. How else would we know...how we should feel? *shrug*

If you disagree, then tell me why the fuck I'm wrong. Or you could just be a useless naysayer.

I already told you why you're wrong and you were like hur dur strawguy.  Sex can show the extent of a relationship or passion between to characters. It can be used as a mechanism to show an emotional betrayal or one character taking advantage of another. I don't see how sex is equal to taking a shit either. You're biologically hardwired to avoid shit because it can carry so many diseases and whatnot. It's not normal too see sex as disgusting either. Ask your therapist.

Quote from: Plotmaster on July 24, 2015, 07:41:00 PM

I'm too stupid to concede that pubescent males like sex.

I'm also too stupid to concede the BASIC marketing principle of "sex sells".

I'm too stupid in general.

Quote from: Tyger on July 24, 2015, 07:42:02 PM

Oh so your personal feelings are how everyone "normal" feels

I didn't say that's HOW everyone "normal" feels.

That's how everyone "normal" SHOULD feel.

I don't think it's normal to be so adversely effected by depictions of sex or makes people. I'm sure most would agree.

This is a historic day.

Change your name back to that