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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:14:04 PM »
Please indulge yourself in any of my 3 most recent threads they are top percentage

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The Flood / Re: Should I leave again
« on: September 01, 2016, 05:08:09 PM »
Fuck you
something something threesome joke

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Serious / Re: What media sources inform your opinions?
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:25:46 PM »
R/the_donald

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The Flood / Re: >women
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:15:38 PM »
One of my buddies was in a frat.
Stupid star girl comes to party and fucks a frat guy (hella consensual, making out at the party, girl says "let's go back to your place")

Next thing you know the girl was "raped" by this guy (didn't ask for rape kit from hospital until a month later) and he gets kicked out of college and the entire frat banned for 4 years

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The Flood / Re: >women
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:12:10 PM »
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete.....

๐Ÿšซ **ERROR!**๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

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The Flood / Re: Should I leave again
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:11:15 PM »
Fuck I got memed hard by that poll
I like to believe 7 people did

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The Flood / Re: Mysecretwood.com
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:47:58 PM »
Stop trying to advertise your business.

I'm Tyger, and this is my ring shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Boss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Show me your wares, merchant.
wanna see my secret wood?

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The Flood / Re: Mysecretwood.com
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:37:18 PM »
Stop trying to advertise your business.

I'm Tyger, and this is my ring shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Boss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

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The Flood / Re: Should I leave again
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:34:01 PM »
i voted no because i thought you were asking if you should leave
hehe get tricked by the trickster

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The Flood / Re: Mysecretwood.com
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:32:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Mysecretwood.com
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo Direct in 10 minutes
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:31:21 PM »
pokemon is getting more and more gay as the years go by
maybe you've always been gay but you're just getting straighter as the years go by

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The Flood / Re: Should I leave again
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:28:58 PM »
nah stick around
im getting mixed messages

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The Flood / Should I leave again
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:26:13 PM »
Tits for refs

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The Flood / Mysecretwood.com
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:24:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe we live in a simulation?
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:23:05 PM »
We're a simulation within a simulation and one day we'll create a simulation

It's simulations all the way down

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo Direct in 10 minutes
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:55:54 PM »
Still can't get over how retarded Exeggutor looks.
I still get blown away by its typing

Spoiler

DRAGON
R
A
G
O
N
he's a dragon palm

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Gaming / Re: I have $46.41 on Steam
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:52:28 PM »
Destiny
>Steam
>Destiny
>Thinking I don't own it already
sell your steambox and buy more destiny

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo Direct in 10 minutes
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:11:02 PM »


The prospect of a viable Raticate seems interesting.
normal/dark is a terrible fucking typing lol

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The Flood / Re: the questin of the century
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:03:27 PM »
This was funny when Ryle posted it like 7 years ago

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The Flood / Re: Question for all you homosexuals and transexuals
« on: September 01, 2016, 01:59:57 PM »
I was usually pretty alone as a child, and so I hung out with some less than favorable characters. When I was young a friend of mine who was a couple years older used to beat me up and hide condoms full of pot inside my ass. One time I got an erection while he was doing it so he called me a faggot and kicked me in the mouth. Eventually one day after school at his house, he has just gotten done slapping my pretty hard because I got another boner this time and he just looked at me for a minute before telling me to stay put and running off somewhere. He came back with some of his sister's dirty clothes and told me to wear them. I didn't want to at first but then he started choking me so I reluctantly complied. He slapped me again and put me on my knees, calling me a faggot and a queer and shouting all kinds of other assorted verbal abuse, then he pulled out his dick and told me to stroke it. Eventually he shoved it in my mouth. At the time I didn't really like it and I gagged a lot. He pulled out and came on his sister's clothes, hitting me some more and telling me that he wasn't "some kind of fucking faggot like you"

Well that went on for a while and each time he made me dress in his sis's dirty laundry, saying that it's all I deserve. I got used tot he treatment. Eventually I maybe even began to look forward to it. One day he pulled out earlier than usual and told me to lay down. I was nervous and hesitated so he shoved me down and pulled his sister's panties down, then threw me over on to my stomach saying that he's not a faggot and he didn't want to see my dick.  Well about that time his sister had come home early from her after-school job and proceeded to freak the fuck out at what she saw. She was a rather tall field hockey player and proceeded to beat the shit out of her brother before roughing me up a little bit for her clothes. She must have told her parents too because her brother was sent away to some kind of boarding school for troubled youth or some shit.
Stupid fucking bitch cockblocked me. Fucking cunt.


So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.
plot twist das was actually the bully

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo Direct in 10 minutes
« on: September 01, 2016, 09:04:07 AM »
Pokemon pls

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 09:02:45 AM »
I guess the pig is useful
i genuinely lol'ed

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The Flood / Re: I'm single now
« on: September 01, 2016, 08:03:55 AM »
This is gods way of punishing you for doubting me

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 08:01:28 AM »
From now on this thread is for threesomes and threesome related products only
Destiny is kinda like a threesome when you're in a team of three
destiny is better than a threesome because after a strike you can get Exoticโ„ข Engramsโ„ข but after a threesome you just get 2 girls that you want to leave

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:57:54 AM »
From now on this thread is for threesomes and threesome related products only

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:56:38 AM »
I miss your Hobbes avatar fam.

I'm never serious except when I am
I must shill for our lord and savior Bungie and the best game they've ever made, destiny

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:54:29 AM »
>Make a joke
>Continue to be serious

JUST

so to don't deny you wear schoolgirl outfits, interesting
I'm never serious except when I am

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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:52:51 AM »
Listen here asshole....

Spoiler
I'm not obsessed with Disney, that's Icy.

not all of us are Disney obsessed, schoolgirl outfit wearing losers
so to don't deny you wear schoolgirl outfits, interesting

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The Flood / Re: Members who left, that you're quite glad did.
« on: September 01, 2016, 07:52:12 AM »
Me

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