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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: September 13, 2016, 08:42:38 AM »
>new priority rock move

rip talonflame

This Pokemon gets better and better

I wonder if the night form will have a unique signature move

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moscato tastes awful from what I remember
white's not the best, pink is pretty fine.
pink tastes like juice

It's like wine for people who don't like wine

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I'm a nice guy, I accepted I'll never be "good enough" for attractive woman so I decided to do the next best thing, pay them for sex.

Then a Turkish woman of average beauty - maybe slightly more than above average showed me something better than lust and I learnt looks aren't everything.

And ofcourse some things are too good to be true, she moved to Turkey after 4 and a Β½ months of being her boyfriend.

I got over the internal pain though I'll never stop missing and loving her.

I am now pursuing a Turkish, Kurdish, Lebanese, Armenian, Irani, Iraqi, Azerbaijani, Turkmenistani, Alexanderian or Georgian woman to my girlfriend - regardless of how attractive she is or if she doesn't want to get phyisical.

Believe it or not I turned down a Brazilian woman this year. Arabic only from now on <3
Wow dude, shut the fuck up

Don't ever make a post in my threads again
I laughed so fucking hard at this

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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:57:04 PM »
fuck her
she's not here idiot πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
fuck OFF you cunt
Quote from: Zonda
Quote from: Tsukuyomi Saber
Why did you like this little bitches

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The Flood / Re: Seriously. WTAF Texas??
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:53:39 PM »
Shut the fuck up gramps

Get off my lawn.

You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."
I'm sorry I didn't mean it

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what if it's actually half gin?
half gin and half gin again

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The Flood / Re: this dr phil jonbenet ramsey shit
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:37:31 PM »
SecondClass is correct
first time for everything I guess

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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:37:05 PM »
Turn all of the furniture in her house upside down.
we live in dorms tho so there's literally just a bed and a desk
I am so sorry. The only debt I will have coming out of college is what I paid for the dorms first semester. It was not worth it. I literally found shit... in the sinks. The sinks.
I will have no debt (scholarships and poor people grants) and I live in a single that shares a common room with my best friend


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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:36:02 PM »
GG Tyger, now that you're loopy go back to your Hobbes avatar.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously. WTAF Texas??
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:31:37 PM »
Shut the fuck up gramps

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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:30:15 PM »
Also I drank it now I'm sleepy

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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:29:44 PM »
Turn all of the furniture in her house upside down.
we live in dorms tho so there's literally just a bed and a desk

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The Flood / Re: this dr phil jonbenet ramsey shit
« on: September 12, 2016, 09:14:33 PM »
What's with you and watching shows about texans.

They're crazy, we get it.
I only watch Walker Texas Ranger ironically
And you watch Dr Phil unironically?
I listen to dr phil in the background when I'm on my computer

usually the tv is just always on
I generally let cartoons or stand up play in the background.
The Crucible

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Poor trigger discipline on the dog
Nah brah, he knows his target and what's behind it, and he's ready to fire.
haha it's not even a real gun you idiots

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Gaming / Re: Level Design: Games that you believe get it right.
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:48:52 PM »
Destiny

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The Flood / Re: Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:48:08 PM »
fuck her
she's not here idiot πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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The Flood / Girl told me do not drink all her wine while she's gone
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:42:11 PM »
Guys

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The Flood / Re: sep7 is dead who has destiny
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:38:31 PM »
Fuck I was hopeing secondclass wanted to play destiny with me

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Pink moscato is a juicy and refreshing wine with ripe nectarine aromas and flavors. Layers of raspberry and pomegranate compliment the lingering sweet citrus finish. Enjoy with pot stickers fruit kabobs and strawberry shortcake. SUPERB! Get barefoot and have a great time!

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You stupid bitch i coughed up my food from laughing at this
I'm sorry
hehe xd
I will verbally harass you

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The Flood / Re: went to my first club
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:31:52 PM »
Hnnnng tropical

YouTube

you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too.

Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet


holy shit will they make me black too

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Pink moscato does not pair well with fried chicken

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You stupid bitch i coughed up my food from laughing at this
I'm sorry

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The Flood / Re: went to my first club
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:28:32 PM »
Hnnnng tropical

YouTube

you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders

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These fries suck tho

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Holy fuck this chicken is so good

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The Flood / Re: sep7 is dead who has destiny
« on: September 12, 2016, 08:26:01 PM »
give me your info so I can link it to a Bnet account and get people to come here
Shit dawg. Just download the demo and play it on a silver account.
it's not Pokemon August anymore

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I got fries instead guys

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