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The Flood / Re: Are the Niggers still chimping?
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:58:20 AM »
As much as I hate to generalize, black people are fucking ridiculous when it comes to overreacting and acting like they're all victims.  Obviously, not all of them, but holy shit if I were black I'd be embarrassed.
"not to be racist but I hate niggers" -Faliz

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Serious / Re: Trump: 42%, Clinton: 40%
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:57:27 AM »
People who vote out of spite just shouldn't be allowed to vote. I don't care who you support.
it's funny because prehistoric literally isn't allowed to vote

He's not even American

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The Flood / Re: Make an Alien Race.
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:51:40 AM »
I had an idea for this really weird alien race where the cops don't go around decimating random unarmed minorities on a whim
sounds dumb as fuck

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Gaming / Re: My Dark Souls 3 Playthrough
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:38:40 AM »
I also got the night's watch armor I think. It was a pick up at that area with the fire demon dragon thing, where the marshmellow knight helps you fight.

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The Flood / Re: recent changes in your philosophical outlooks?
« on: July 08, 2016, 12:36:37 AM »
god, i'm a fucking work of art when i get passionate
hello jive

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TARKUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
'Scuse me?

edit:
Ohhh, okay.

Didn't need him, actually. After the gargoyles, I'm actively avoiding summons from now on.
lol thats a good idea, tarkus can literally solo the boss

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The Flood / Re: Do you use sunglasses?
« on: July 07, 2016, 11:09:40 PM »
I think I look terrible with any kind of glasses.
u prob look hot af

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The Flood / Re: Do you use sunglasses?
« on: July 07, 2016, 11:09:14 PM »
My job is borderline impossible without them

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Gaming / Re: My Dark Souls 3 Playthrough
« on: July 07, 2016, 03:19:51 PM »
So they don't actually do anything.
you can get rewards like spells and a weapons by invading/being summoned in a covenant but they all suck dick and are obtainable in offline mode as well through farming specific enemies

Also in online mode you can summon for help if you're stuck at a boss

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:51:47 AM »
Yeah but for example a little crash that wouldn't hurt you at all in a car can cause serious damage if you're on a motorcycle

Which is why you should wear what is, quite literally, body armour as you ride, as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
lol fucking faggot doesn't ride in a wife beater and jorts

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:36:20 AM »
I'm really, really liking all the new Pokemon so far. Their abilities are practically shitting all over the current meta, and it's glorious.
I'm just praying to God they actually have good stats

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The Flood / Re: My legal name is fugged up :^)
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:32:47 AM »
Ty Power Two

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:28:06 AM »
Are you prepared to learn nothing that your parents haven't already taught you?
considering my parents aren't professionals when it comes to anything, let alone teaching, i highly doubt that
neither are driving school instructors lmao
regardless, i'm not doing this because i think i have more to learn

i'm doing this because this is how you get your license
basically the only reason anyone does it

Just be prepared to kill yourself when they test you on what the lines on the road mean and what you do when you get to a red octagonal sign

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:23:57 AM »
Are you prepared to learn nothing that your parents haven't already taught you?
considering my parents aren't professionals when it comes to anything, let alone teaching, i highly doubt that
neither are driving school instructors lmao

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:05:23 AM »
Are you prepared to learn nothing that your parents haven't already taught you?

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Thread (New Sun and Moon Pokemon revealed!)
« on: July 07, 2016, 07:03:43 AM »


It's a Poison/Fire-type with the ability that allows it to poison Steel and Poison-type Pokémon.
that things actually dope

Also being able to toxic skarmory,ferrothorn, venusaur ect <3

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The Flood / Re: recent changes in your philosophical outlooks?
« on: July 06, 2016, 11:34:19 PM »
Meat-eaters should be killed.
and eaten

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: July 06, 2016, 11:31:19 PM »
>be 35 year old robot excited about pokemon go
>install apk and start playing
>play for solid 3 hours
>a wild pokemon appears just pass the parking lot my apartment
>Throw shoes and shirt on
>as I am leaving, stacy i have had a crush on since i watched her move in is leaving as well, phone in hand.
>awkwardly say hi but she doesn't seem to notice because she is stuck on her phone.
>It looks like she is playing pokemon go too!
>Stacy is in front of me be a couple steps...that bitch its trying to get the wild pokemon!
>get super competitive but think im being cute and silly and yell goofingly "HEY THATS MY POKEMON!!!" and run full sprint by her
>Stacy shrieks
>as I go by, I notice her phone is on a facebook profile of chad
>I sprint a few more steps then realize I should apologize for freaking her out
>Turn around, Im a good 10 steps away from her now so I yell out "Oh Im sorry, I thought you were playing pokemon too!!!!
>Stacy makes...THE face....quickly gets in her car, tires squealing out of the parking lot
>I catch my pokemon
>On way back, I see some other Stacys on their balcony porch staring in aw at me
>Fuck it. Gotta catch em all
I bet you thought this would be funny

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How autistic do you have to be to fall for this scam tho for real


Oh yeah he is a CoD youtuber...

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The Flood / Alton sterling's mixtape
« on: July 06, 2016, 11:18:47 PM »
Was to die for

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The Flood / Re: recent changes in your philosophical outlooks?
« on: July 06, 2016, 10:55:27 PM »
>people on this site legitimately fall for Das' most obvious b8

C'mon, guys
everything das says is true tho

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Serious / Re: SO YOU TRYNA TELL ME WE WUZ COLUMBUS N SHEIT!?
« on: July 06, 2016, 10:46:52 PM »
>serious

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Probably my favorite group to listen in on are the engineers on the Normandy, where Tali usually is. They always have something to comment on during your time there, and they are very quirky compared to the rest of the crew members. Makes for great conversations to listen in on.
too bad engineers irl are all faggots

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The Flood / Re: Who is going to win the Game of Thrones?
« on: July 06, 2016, 10:24:03 PM »
don't watch that dumb shit tbh
literally didn't even read the op

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: July 06, 2016, 10:21:40 PM »
Lol I literally can't even play this game at home. There's only rattatat and no gyms or pokestops

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Gaming / Re: I've started Dark Souls 3
« on: July 06, 2016, 09:45:38 PM »
And I wouldn't farm anything if I were you. It would suck to spend a couple hours farming only to find dope armor in the next area.

idk dude, i farmed for the lothric knight armor at the start of the game and used it until i got to like the 2nd to last boss

it's legitimately one of the better looking armor sets in the game
i think theres quite a few cool ones

well yeah, but its not like it'll hurt him if he farms for a set he wants

it's good practice at the very least
that's true. I don't remember if that set is especially heavy or not

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The Flood / Re: Who is going to win the Game of Thrones?
« on: July 06, 2016, 09:41:55 PM »
Tyrion

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Gaming / Re: I've started Dark Souls 3
« on: July 06, 2016, 09:41:25 PM »
And I wouldn't farm anything if I were you. It would suck to spend a couple hours farming only to find dope armor in the next area.

idk dude, i farmed for the lothric knight armor at the start of the game and used it until i got to like the 2nd to last boss

it's legitimately one of the better looking armor sets in the game
i think theres quite a few cool ones

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Gaming / Re: So I beat Majoras Mask a little while back
« on: July 06, 2016, 09:32:10 PM »
I've never played a Zelda game but wifey has a link to the past and ocarina of time. Should i play?

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The Flood / Re: Khara is STILL hiring for Shin Eva
« on: July 06, 2016, 09:30:15 PM »
*crickets*

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