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The Flood / Re: My hotel has a mirror on the ceiling
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:47:28 AM »
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Serious / Re: Patriarchy is not evil
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:16:46 AM »
GMOs are tearing this family apart

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Gaming / Re: Anita Sarkeesian - Are Women Too Hard To Animate?
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:07:27 AM »
I been posting that on Reddit every single time I see somebody say logical fallacy and never once have a received such a response


Well memed my friend

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:02:57 AM »
Stop doing a Rocket, Tyger.
but im not a mod either

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The Flood / My hotel has a mirror on the ceiling
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:59:33 AM »
Dang, this reminds me of a twitch streamer I used to watch whose streamroom ceiling had a ceiling mirror that she wasn't allowed to take down cause it was a rented apartment. Chat had so many inside jokes about it and I had made my share "oh man that would be so hot for watching me cry and jerk off" type quips.

I'm sad now cause now I have to relive the worst screwup of my life. I had been faithfully watching her for more than a year and she mostly played League and hearthstone plus sandboxy fun games like Little Big Planet and Minecraft. Those games weren't really my cup of tea put her personality and sense of humor were so great that I didn't care.

She only had about 60 average viewers but we all adored her and there was a great sense of community among everyone. I was super excited that night cause it was her one year twitch anniversary and she invited us all to drink with her to celebrate.

I woke up with a massive hangover still in front of the computer and instantly went to her twitch page to check out the vod and was met with a "this account does not exist or has been deleted message." I'm not proud but my first thought was hoping that she had gotten a bit to flirty in her drunken state and maybe even flashed chat which led to a temporary ban from twitch, I then went to her twitter and her last tweet was "I'm sorry, I just can't even...I'm out." I started to replay the night back in my head and noticed one of my "hidden" folders was open and ohhh no..oh god no...

The night started out great, with many toasts to her subs and longtime lurkers but as she drank more she gradually got more and more morose and started to open up about her personal life. She said she loved streaming but she wanted to do this as a career and her parents had given her a year to prove it was viable until she needed to get a "real job" and her time was pretty much up and she was scared. She also talked about how she was undateable (very untrue!) and no man would ever want her. All she really wanted out of life other than making it as a streamer was to be a housewife and mother but she would probably screw that up too, fuck my life!! And she tilted the webcam away so we couldnt see her cry.

I was drinking shots of whiskey to her swigs of champagne and was even drunker than her at this point, and typed "Actually you'd be an amazing mother!!!" And I then uploaded a shota gallery of her and me I had been working on for 6 months to imgur and being a longtime mod I was able to link it directly in chat.

I'm a cartoon storyboard artist by trade and had put more effort into this than my real job. In between the sex parts it was full of inside jokes from the stream including the ceiling mirror and the storyline was basically "me coming home from school and walking in on mom in the shower" which should be familiar to anyone familiar with the "genre." It even involved several personal aspects of her life I had discovered from a bit of internet detective work.

Seeing the look of horror dawn on her face as she scrolled in disbelief I immediately started apologizing but she ended the stream and I screamed fuck!!! and punched a hole in the wall and started chugging the whiskey in an effort to forget what I did and soon passed out.

It's been 3 months and she hasn't come back, the only saving grace is I deleted the gallery before passing out and nothing made it onto r/cringe or livestreamfails. If I'd just offered her kind words of support she probably would have ended up streaming on Saturdays and we might even have a budding relationship going on.

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The Flood / Re: What IS ASMR?
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:33:59 AM »
i don't have ASMR but i think it's funny when people try to convince me it's not a sexual thing

it's totally a sexual thing
so if this happens when a guy cuts my hair it means I'm gay?

Asking for a friend

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 30, 2016, 09:19:00 AM »
Stop suggesting other anime I'm not gunna watch it lol

Watch always sunny instead.
what do I look like, some kind of jabroni?

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 30, 2016, 07:36:01 AM »
Stop suggesting other anime I'm not gunna watch it lol

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Serious / Re: Democratic National Convention
« on: July 30, 2016, 07:31:50 AM »
But staying with a know*1 cheater/liar and probable*2 rapist shows she's a poor decision maker, okay with deciet*3 and going back on your word, and has little to no femenist*4 values.
known*1 possible*2 deceit*3 feminist*4
I tried to fuck up more but my phone kept fixing desicion and lyer

what does a bobcat have to do with anything
It's a cheetah...
that's the joke

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The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:18:57 PM »
Show her your d.va outfit

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The Flood / Re: Who Wins For Having The Best Avatar This Furry July?
« on: July 29, 2016, 04:31:17 PM »
Verb

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The Flood / Re: Anyone gonna see the new Moana Movie?
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:34:17 AM »
don't get pissy because your jokes suck

And aren't you the one who buys schoolgirl outfits and d.va costumes??

I showed you my bank statement. That joke can be put to rest.


that means literally nothing.
You could have bought it on another account. Stop trying to deny your faggotry

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The Flood / Re: Anyone gonna see the new Moana Movie?
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:20:17 AM »
Fuck you other people get it, you guys are just reclusive online.

if nobody gets the "joke" except for you, it's a shitty joke
don't get pissy because your jokes suck

And aren't you the one who buys schoolgirl outfits and d.va costumes??

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:06:20 AM »
tfw 3 pages away from being a top 10 thread
lock requested

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The Flood / Re: Anyone gonna see the new Moana Movie?
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:43:06 AM »
if nobody gets the "joke" except for you, it's a shitty joke

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The Flood / Re: Type "ree" into google images
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:04:36 AM »
For those wondering, ree (pronounced ray) is Dutch for deer, hence the many deer pics.
nobody was wondering
:(
don't tell the other but I was totally wondering

But can you explain the bear, cheeta, and groundhog?

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 29, 2016, 08:32:11 AM »
I tried to watch it, I watched episode one, then narcolepsy got me and I woke up on episode five.

Lucky
you missed nothing

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Go
« on: July 29, 2016, 07:39:08 AM »
I tried this app a bit ago. Its really not fun, how the hell have you guys been playing since launch?

Walking around by yourself = not fun

Rolling deep with the squad = fun

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The Flood / Spoiler Worst yet best thing about "Stranger Things"
« on: July 28, 2016, 10:43:54 PM »
Nobody gave a fuck about barb lmao

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 28, 2016, 10:36:44 PM »
>watching anime
>actively expecting it to be good

Wow, you're a bigger faggot than I thought.
stay obsessed with me

The only one obsessed here is yourself.

Every night you lay awake crying.
You stare across the room at the dart board hanging on your wall. My avatar is crudely taped to the center. You can't stand the sight so you roll over and seek your Eli Manning body pillow for comfort.

Between sobs you squeak out
"Tyger is wrong"
You scoot closer to Eli and whisper to him
"Republifat is clever, I know it is"

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The Flood / Re: What do you believe happens when you die
« on: July 28, 2016, 10:05:48 PM »
You Join harambe in the great zoo in the sky

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:51:29 PM »
Lmao episode one he says magic doesn't exist in sword art online now they're talking about how he had a magic sword


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The Flood / Re: Anyone gonna see the new Moana Movie?
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:42:44 PM »
Is The Rock doing any voice acting in it
he's the big guy

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:41:32 PM »
>watching anime
>actively expecting it to be good

Wow, you're a bigger faggot than I thought.
stay obsessed with me

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Technical machines son


That's clever

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The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 28, 2016, 08:32:51 PM »
SAO is generally reviled even by the weebiest of weebs.
that's why I thought it might not be that bad

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