if you're gonna joke at least have it make sense

there's no need to be upset

Quote from: Tyger on August 13, 2016, 10:38:41 PM

lying is okay as long as somebody verbatim likes does it

>somebody verbatim likes

i don't even know who the fucker is

and i literally never said lying was okay--it's just not a big fucking deal, and you're a fucking autistic kid for caring so much

I'm just kidding man relax lol

this is the type of thing where if the situation were reversed, and i DID care, you'd probably give me shit for it

  100% correct

While trying to hatch a good Scyther, this motherfucker popped out with perfect IVs and SWARM as the ability



So thank FUCK for Ability Capsules

I'm jealous

If das doesn't know try posting this picture on r/motorcycles or r/bikesgonewild

Quote from: Tyger on August 13, 2016, 10:59:03 PM

Quote from: KawaiiKilla666 on August 13, 2016, 10:22:56 PM

sorry op but theres nobody in the world with that name

http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=vixen&geo_a=r&geo_s=us&geo_t=us&geo_v=2.0.0&o_xid=62916&o_lid=62916&o_sch=Partners

I hope you're memeing

first name sure
not surname

literally a link on the page you posted

search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?gl=40&rank=1&new=1&so=3&MSAV=0&msT=1&gss=genfact&gsln=Vixen&uidh=000

Quote from: Tyger on August 13, 2016, 11:14:22 PM

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 13, 2016, 11:12:24 PM

i wont be having internet access when and if i have kids for that exact reason

that's pretty dumb

not really. porn is super damaging

also the internet is overrated and full of awful things i dont want to expose my kids to

the Internet is already pretty much mandatory for school work. Imagine 10 years from now


How about you just install simple software that lets you filter anything you deem bad out. Or like parent your kid

Verbatim is retarded because his dad forced him to watch as he murdered innocent civilians. It was on that day verbatim decided to be a crusader against all things violent, fun, and tasty.

Yes because it's illegal

lying is okay as long as somebody verbatim likes does it

Jono had a good rundown but a couple more things.

Genji also cannot deflect Winston and Symmetras beam attacks.

If you try playing Genji, you should know that his dash cool down is reset by getting kills. Play around this to stay alive.

Soldier 76 has a neat reset where activating your ult gives you full ammo again.

Junkrat can use his own mines to jump all over the map. He can even use two mines to jump over entire buildings on a lot of maps.

I'm a very mediocre Hanzo so yeah can't help you there.

Das saved this thread

Quote from: Verbatim on August 13, 2016, 09:52:57 AM

Quote from: Fedorekd on August 13, 2016, 09:24:00 AM

People who vilify dogs based on their breed alone don't know all that much about dogs.

Proper socialisation and discipline of dogs is key to ensuring that they don't become violent.

this in itself shows that YOU don't know much about dogs

or principle

Keep telling yourself that.

Bruh don't fall for this please

The last thing I remembered was the pain. There was a loud bang, and then a searing pain. I came to rest in the shallow water, and then I began to drift away. I could hear the boy's wails as I rested in the water. His crying was good, it meant he wasn't hurt. As the world around me faded to white, I could just barely hear a voice echoing through the ether, suddenly becoming clear with one distinct phrase.

"Rise, my child."

Coming to my feet, I realized I was no longer wet, and the pain had completely left my body. Sensing my confusion, the man in white spoke.

"Wondering where you are? Most do. I can't tell you too much, but I can say that you are safe. No one can hurt you now."

I searched for the words inside to ask what happened, where I was, and what happened to the boy I was protecting, but nothing profound came to mind. I guess some things are truly best left unanswered. Instead, I heard a faint clicking in the distance. Looking in it's direction I could just barely make out a tall board with writing on it.

Making my way over with the man following, I began to read the board. It seemed to be displaying statistics of some sort. It had my birthday, how many meals I've eaten, and how many heartbeats I've had. Confused, I wondered why the last one had stopped. After a few moments of thought, the realization hit me.

"I'm sorry." The man looked sad at my acknowledgement of the truth. This was it, I was dead.

All was not lost though, some of the statistics were still going up.

One listed the number of people I had saved. I thought it would only list the life of the boy, but it seemed to be slowly rising.

"People heard of the life you lived and how you filled it, and decided that they would keep going in your memory. You've made life worth living."

Another number, rising faster, showed how many people loved me, and missed me. I don't think I had met that many people in my life, but there it was!

"Your story has spread far and wide. At this point, there is nary a soul in the world that hasn't heard of you."

One last number seemed to be spinning at light speed. I couldn't tell exactly what it was, but it was well over seven digits, and rapidly rising. It listed four cryptic words next to it: 'NUMBER OF DICKS OUT.'

I turned to the man, confused once again.

"Eh. I'd rather not talk about that one."

Quote from: Tyger on August 13, 2016, 09:17:41 AM

Quote from: Incan on August 13, 2016, 09:14:28 AM

Doesn't seem like I'll be able to get high enough rank to get to the next tier of credits. Hopefully season 2 I'll start out in the 60's.

i hit 56 and then tried playing widowmaker

I'm now 53

I started at 53 and was like in the top 40% of players, been slowly stagnating because I keep trying people other then Reinhardt.

i started at like 48. I've had internet problems and DC'ed two of my placements and 2 games since then