Like isn't is sick how black people adapted to have pubes on their whole body

Gaming needs a new banner cheat says of if you do a good job he'll consider using it and won't perma you



Okay you might get perma'd anyway but make a cool banner

It's a shame Hillary had you killed

Seth rich memorial thread

We'd have 2nd most gold medals at the olympics right now

There's not a single line of the rules that says I can't make my name Arky just because another user made up the name. They don't use the name anymore and I'm not impersonating them.

Cya tomorrow

You're standing by a train tack. A train is coming, if it continues in the direction it's going the track is unobstructed. There's a lever next to you that that will change the course of the train onto a new track. This track has harambe standing on it.


Do you pull the lever and kill harambe?
 Or do you leave the train on course and harambe goes unscathed, but nobody ever hears about harambe?

Jew bastards

They charged my credit card 2 months ago without my permission and I fought with their support for an hour to get a refund, 2 months later I get my fucking refund and its in my PSN wallet and not my credit card account. Then I get on their chat again and the guy claims he's looking at records of my support chats and I said it was okay to refund my wallet. Too bad I have fucking screenshots proving otherwise and he STILL tries to Jew me and after another half hour of back and forth he finally said he'll make sure it goes back in my bank account  but it will take ANOTHER 2 months.

Fuck

Sony


Update: for all their fuck ups they're leaving the $50 in my wallet AND giving me my $50 back

So yeah Sony is a cool guy

Like just think about kissing and how weird it is

And how some people are good/bad kissers.

Like some people are good at rubbing their lips together with other people but some people are bad at it

Dang, this reminds me of a twitch streamer I used to watch whose streamroom ceiling had a ceiling mirror that she wasn't allowed to take down cause it was a rented apartment. Chat had so many inside jokes about it and I had made my share "oh man that would be so hot for watching me cry and jerk off" type quips.

I'm sad now cause now I have to relive the worst screwup of my life. I had been faithfully watching her for more than a year and she mostly played League and hearthstone plus sandboxy fun games like Little Big Planet and Minecraft. Those games weren't really my cup of tea put her personality and sense of humor were so great that I didn't care.

She only had about 60 average viewers but we all adored her and there was a great sense of community among everyone. I was super excited that night cause it was her one year twitch anniversary and she invited us all to drink with her to celebrate.

I woke up with a massive hangover still in front of the computer and instantly went to her twitch page to check out the vod and was met with a "this account does not exist or has been deleted message." I'm not proud but my first thought was hoping that she had gotten a bit to flirty in her drunken state and maybe even flashed chat which led to a temporary ban from twitch, I then went to her twitter and her last tweet was "I'm sorry, I just can't even...I'm out." I started to replay the night back in my head and noticed one of my "hidden" folders was open and ohhh no..oh god no...

The night started out great, with many toasts to her subs and longtime lurkers but as she drank more she gradually got more and more morose and started to open up about her personal life. She said she loved streaming but she wanted to do this as a career and her parents had given her a year to prove it was viable until she needed to get a "real job" and her time was pretty much up and she was scared. She also talked about how she was undateable (very untrue!) and no man would ever want her. All she really wanted out of life other than making it as a streamer was to be a housewife and mother but she would probably screw that up too, fuck my life!! And she tilted the webcam away so we couldnt see her cry.

I was drinking shots of whiskey to her swigs of champagne and was even drunker than her at this point, and typed "Actually you'd be an amazing mother!!!" And I then uploaded a shota gallery of her and me I had been working on for 6 months to imgur and being a longtime mod I was able to link it directly in chat.

I'm a cartoon storyboard artist by trade and had put more effort into this than my real job. In between the sex parts it was full of inside jokes from the stream including the ceiling mirror and the storyline was basically "me coming home from school and walking in on mom in the shower" which should be familiar to anyone familiar with the "genre." It even involved several personal aspects of her life I had discovered from a bit of internet detective work.

Seeing the look of horror dawn on her face as she scrolled in disbelief I immediately started apologizing but she ended the stream and I screamed fuck!!! and punched a hole in the wall and started chugging the whiskey in an effort to forget what I did and soon passed out.

It's been 3 months and she hasn't come back, the only saving grace is I deleted the gallery before passing out and nothing made it onto r/cringe or livestreamfails. If I'd just offered her kind words of support she probably would have ended up streaming on Saturdays and we might even have a budding relationship going on.

EASILY the shittiest show I've ever seen in my entire life

They skip the fight scenes, introduce characters and immediately kill them then have long monologues about them expecting us to care. They also skip months or years between episodes.

And it's inconsistent AS FUCK. In the first episode the main character says he lives with his mother and sister. Later he says he lives with his grandfather and cousin. In another instance there's an entire scene revolving around how you can't feel pain in the game. Then in subsequent episodes people say ow or scream in pain when they get hurt

Then there's the weird ass relationship that's blatantly sexualized (or has a lot of sexual tension) but the characters say they're like brother and sister

Anime sucks dick

I've never seen Australia and never known anyone who's actually been to Australia except for Becky but Becky is a lying whore

Me and Prehistoric's private chat room please leave