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The Flood / Re: Naja vs Kiyo
« on: October 31, 2014, 07:34:38 PM »
I miss Blacklight... Hehe. Miss Blacklight.

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The Flood / Re: Ten minutes walking in the UK
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:09:56 PM »
14 people said good evening
2 people tipped their hats
7 people said thank you when I let them through a bottleneck

You should all be ashamed


Where the fuck in Britain do you live?

In Villages:

[XENOPHOBIA INTENSIFIES] "Are you local?"

In Cities:

Meanwhile... In America.

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Spoiler
Now we're getting somewhere.
are you really a furry?
Are you really a homosexual?

And no, I just find anthropomorphic animals sexually arousing.

Here's one for you.
what the fuck

what the fuck

what even is this shit

at least post furry jesus christ
You've never heard of the Hawkeye Project? It's meant to combat the objectification of women in modern comics by replacing the super heroines when they are in ridiculously sexual poses with Hawkeye and other male super heroes.

You want furry shit? I mean, do you really want to go there?

Fuck the Hawkeye project. It's bullshit and everyone who isn't a libtard knows it.
You are hilarious, sir. I applaud you in your rambunctious lifestyle. Truly a barrel of laughs.

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The Flood / Re: I'm enlisting into the Navy
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:12:54 PM »
Good thing man.

If you're looking at making a career out of it then you should definitely look into becoming an officer.
lolno

you can't enlist and become an officer
Lol, you don't know what you're talking about. Their are a several different programs in each branch that allow enlisted men to go to OTS and become officers.

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The Flood / Re: You're trapped in a closet with another user...
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:45:34 PM »
Darkest Septagon so that I can put that hoe in her place. She's gonna learn what it means to be underprivileged in a 1st World Country.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:58:23 PM »
Ugh, religion, religion. Tools for the powerful to control the weak. The precursor to science, also. An explanation for the unexplainable. Except, when science started explaining, religion forgot to go away.

Everyone is too busy arguing to realize that religion is just the superstitious man's science. By controlling information is how the Catholic Church wielded so much power and completely owned Europe for so long. It's how Islamic extremists justify and garner support for Jihad. It's how the Chinese emperor's justified their reign. How the Jews validate their invasion of another people's land.

More people have lived and died for religion than we could ever realistically count. But so few have died in the actual search for truth.

Can we please put religion's to bed? How about we focus on educating ourselves that way we aren't tools for a power to use. Science is the new religion, and I believe in it because it fucking works, bitches.

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The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:48:15 PM »
If you tried slipping an erect penis slowly in and out of your eager and willing butrhole, with plenty of lube, it might help it relax and eventually you'd shit. Or something like that. You're gay, lol.

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The Flood / Re: Snapchat
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:42:21 PM »
Okay, let me clarify. My Snapchat is: Notgabriel

Fucking add me or I'll cry.

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The Flood / Re: I have $5000
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:40:46 PM »
Mazda Miata from the mid 90s.
I need 5 seats.
There's a trunk.
You can't put people in the trunk!
Like hell you can't. I do it all the time. Sometimes even multiple bodi... Erm... people.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:33:08 PM »
Quote
Of course the general rule, don't be a fgt to other people still applies.
Is that why so many Christians hate gays?

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:25:28 PM »
I spread my buttcheeks for Shrek. It hurts but I do it for Shrek, I want to please him.

Shrek is love, I say. Shrek is life.

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The Flood / Re: A formal apology
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:54:15 PM »
I got done. Not even upset.

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The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:53:16 PM »
U wot m8

Ill fukin rek u. I sware on me mum.
dun rek me pls
take it back, you filthy gobshite. I can't take a joke and your caption makes me want to donkeypunch you.

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The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:51:41 PM »
"Just fingered my dad"
Spoiler
U wot m8

Ill fukin rek u. I sware on me mum.

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The Flood / Re: Snapchat
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:47:04 PM »
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS

pm me and i'll add you
Topkek

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The Flood / Re: Snapchat
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:46:36 PM »
Notgabriel

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:42:40 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that this exists.
« on: October 26, 2014, 03:11:09 PM »
I kind of like her Tumblr, actually. There was this gem hidden in there.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 02:10:58 PM »
I would gladly take the opportunity to replace every part of my body (except for the brain, obviously) with cybernetic components - no more pain, significantly decreased chance of disease and ailments, much longer lifespan, much less upkeep on the body.
Even...you know...
Especially you know.
Where is the fun in that?
You don't have cyborg fantasies?

Lol. I wrote something on that very subject. I'm gonna have a lot of shit to post in Anarchy.
Ew.

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The Flood / Re: Kiyo, were you Strongbeer?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:48:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:35:24 PM »
I would gladly take the opportunity to replace every part of my body (except for the brain, obviously) with cybernetic components - no more pain, significantly decreased chance of disease and ailments, much longer lifespan, much less upkeep on the body.
Even...you know...
Especially you know.
Where is the fun in that?
You don't have cyborg fantasies?
No.
Oh...

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The Flood / Re: As some of you may have noticed...
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:35:00 PM »
This is a priceless mod system. Keep it.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:33:45 PM »
I would gladly take the opportunity to replace every part of my body (except for the brain, obviously) with cybernetic components - no more pain, significantly decreased chance of disease and ailments, much longer lifespan, much less upkeep on the body.
Even...you know...
Especially you know.
Where is the fun in that?
You don't have cyborg fantasies?

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Gaming / Re: You like Super smash Bros? Then watch this freaking video :D
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:33:16 PM »
Still waiting for chibi robo
Everyone with good taste is. At least a remake for the 3DS or something.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Cybernetic Military Implements
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:32:20 PM »
I would gladly take the opportunity to replace every part of my body (except for the brain, obviously) with cybernetic components - no more pain, significantly decreased chance of disease and ailments, much longer lifespan, much less upkeep on the body.
Even...you know...
Especially you know.

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The Flood / Re: Is this a game?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:31:44 PM »
who da fuq is blacklight?

Blacklight?
Miss Blacklight is Kiyo. Kiyo is Toxic Pariah. Toxic Pariah is Naja. Naja is a forum moderator, is she not?  think at some point their was speculation that she was also descended from someone called Strongbeer but that was before my time.

Am I thoroughly misunderstanding something?

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The Flood / Is this a game?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:26:39 PM »
Are we just playing a game to see how threads we can get the mods to lock in The Flood?

 And also, how the heck did Blacklight get mod? Am I missing something here?

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:25:03 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
>avim unit
>ever leaving the hangar except for when gathering ingredients for contraband, homebrew beer
How often does your unit even deploy to anywhere?
No clue anymore. not getting into anything toos pecifically, six years ago there was an OIF trip, and three years ago people were pulled to fill slots for the flight unit we support for their deployment to Afghanistan. Rumor a few months back was that we were slated for something in two years, but that's been confirmed false and the potential slot shifted to an ASB from another state.
The way things look, I'll be out before the unit mobs for anywhere.
I shouldn't have asked for specifics. I apologize. My friend's units deploys like clockwork, but that's just their mission. I don't understand the Guard very well at all.

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:17:11 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
There is no "front line", everyone deploys. Everyone does their part to keep the machine moving. Services will be at the same deployed location right next security forces. They will get mortared at night just as the security forces will. Vehicle Operator's run caravans and don't shoot at people. They're escorts might. But an IED doesn't care if you're armed or not. You think only armed men and women were eating in the tent that could bombed out because of an informant? No, many different personnel, many without combat roles ate in that tent.

I have a technical job, and I will deploy. It doesn't matter. Everyone deploy, especially guard.
I understand that, but the most typical view of soldier is the guy in the tank or the helicopter.
Then don't act as if men that die are not real soldiers just because they don't actively return fire. Troops are troops, and troops are people.

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:14:48 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
Yeah but you're not a real soldier though
Ouch my pride...
Wait... I don't have any pride to hurt.
You're not put on the front lines though?
>avim unit
>ever leaving the hangar except for when gathering ingredients for contraband, homebrew beer
How often does your unit even deploy to anywhere?

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