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« on: December 21, 2015, 11:33:03 PM »
Strange world we live in, isn't it? Your priorities, I mean. You're speaking of it now like it's some grand achievement. I'm not intending to be a downer or to go buzz killington on the moment.
But do you ever stop and think about it sometimes? This first time it might feel like the grandest thing. Like you accomplished something. And assuming you get far enough in life to live old, one day you might look back at it and find it funny how young you were. How naive it was.
It mind be a fond memory. But it's the naive ones that are the fondest, right?
It's more that after years of hating relationships because of me being cheated on by my first on our year anniversary, me and a girl are finally comfortable enough to fuck and do it in a real relationship way. But I would be a total pussy if I lead with my reasoning for why I am happy more than "i'mgettinfukinlaiddddd".
692
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:10:00 PM »
And fucking shout out to my bro he is going to be my driver through the night in exchange for req packs so he is going to be the reason me and her can go back to my place when everyone is asleep and still have a great night.
Your friend is an idiot
He just likes his req packs. And he has been one of my closest friends for 8 years.
693
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:07:02 PM »
And fucking shout out to my bro he is going to be my driver through the night in exchange for req packs so he is going to be the reason me and her can go back to my place when everyone is asleep and still have a great night.
694
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:43:27 PM »
mfw when mr whiteflame celebrates getting smex
YAY CONFETTI!
695
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:19:12 PM »
You know, if you wore protection what do you really have against it? Its emotional interaction and its fun.
You don't liek the funs?
I don't have anything against it--I just find it silly that people are so enraptured with it. Men in particular.
Then again, I think the OP is still very young.
You know testosterone kinda messes with a males train of thought. At times myself included. Primal instinct that we really can't extinguish.
Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
696
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:14:11 PM »
Remember, foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down. Spoiler I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.
Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.
She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.
she doesnt like you going down on her? Go straight for that clit man, it destroys them......if shes into the kinda rough stuff you could VERY gently bite it?
Dis shit is magic
Oh she likes giving it just not receiving.
697
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:12:36 PM »
One of my fav things about the misc is that fellas will ALWAYS post pics with these kinds of threads :/
Why would I post a pic?
698
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:10:30 PM »
Remember, foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down. Spoiler I got dem magic fingers.
I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.
Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.
She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.
699
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:09:51 PM »
this is the most difficult part of sex when neither person has their own place
a car might be your best bet >.>
My car is really shitty and not enough space and she doesn't have one, always a fun situation haha.
700
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:07:35 PM »
Post pics of the girl and i'll tell you if it's worth it fella
*Insert image of Halo4MLG's girlfriend*
701
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:06:16 PM »
Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.
It's actually incredibly romantic.
What do you even know? You just find eggs with your partners and bring them to a daycare.
Um, I'm the emotion Pokémon.
Slut. Spoiler I'm jus jokin' bbe <3333
702
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:05:50 PM »
Remember, foreplay or it ain't going in.
Don't worry I got foreplay down. Spoiler I got dem magic fingers.
703
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:04:08 PM »
good on you dude.
Thank you friend.
704
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:03:16 PM »
Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.
It's actually incredibly romantic.
What do you even know? You just find eggs with your partners and bring them to a daycare.
705
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:02:14 PM »
Hopefully you remember where to put it
In her pooper I gotchu.
706
« on: December 21, 2015, 09:59:14 PM »
It has been more than a year than I have fucked a girl (because I honestly just grown out of hooking up). Now the main idea is to go to my place while everyone is asleep but you know that can easily be messed up by random shit. Her house is also an option but her mom would not be happy if she found us. Hotels here are 21 and over to check in so that is not an option. Any ideas of how to go about this. Oh and on a side note 
707
« on: December 21, 2015, 09:38:18 PM »
I do a lot of donating so all I get is donation adverts.
708
« on: December 21, 2015, 07:41:25 PM »
Mia Malkova is someone I would totally work with.
709
« on: December 21, 2015, 05:09:27 PM »
Anybody else hate the guy playing Ben? I just find him to be a more ugly Anakin.
710
« on: December 21, 2015, 04:33:19 PM »
711
« on: December 20, 2015, 08:06:55 PM »
Just making a quick update on the situation. So it turns out she is brain dead and getting taken off life support soon so everyone on social media said she had already passed away. Her mother asked me and another family friend to come say goodbye. So I just got back and I cannot put into words how I felt looking at her laying in the hospital bed. I talked to her for a while and then I said goodbye. Even with her brain dead I could look at her and still see her face radiating happiness and joy. She was beautiful.
712
« on: December 20, 2015, 04:45:56 PM »
Are you going to her funeral? If it's shaken you up then you should get some closure and pay your respects.
I will be going. It's going to be the third time I am going to be at a friends funeral before I am done with school.
713
« on: December 20, 2015, 04:44:41 PM »
That sucks a lot because it sounds like you guys were at least good friends. How did it happen? If you don't mind me asking.
I'm honestly not sure. She was found unconscious on Thursday morning and just never woke up after. I heart something about heart problems but that is about it.
714
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:51:57 PM »
She was just getting ready to finish school and go out into the world. She had just started dating a guy. And the day before she went into a coma I saw her smiling walking down the street with her boyfriend and she was just such a joyful person and she is just suddenly gone. I have no idea how to feel. She was in the hospital for 5 days and just 2 hours ago she passed. I know most of you don't care and just see this as a shitty blog post. But I wanted to vent here just because you guys are like a shitty family to me. It's just hard to swallow, she was so joyful every time I saw her and she has been taken away for no reason at all. I've lost people close to me before but they all took their own lives or passed from age. She is just gone... Sorry about the post i'm sure it looks like a mess and probably makes zero sense my mind is just going a mile a minute right now.
715
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:55:52 AM »
3rd best for me Less than Return of Jedi, just about the same as New Hope and better than Empire.
716
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:32:16 AM »
My bae told me last night she doesn't think I am in to her because we have not gone past making out and that she wants dick. It's the first time a woman has ever said this to me. Now of course I am getting rid of this problem right away and we gon have some fun when I see her but has this happened to anyone else?
717
« on: December 19, 2015, 03:49:35 PM »
Damn, I know hookahs are bad for health but it's nicer than cigarettes.
Plus unless you've got your own at home, it's not a regular occurence either.
Hookah is worse for you than cigarettes.
I know, but a regular habit is worse than the occasional is what I ws getting at.
Regular hookah is a big no-no
Or you could just you know, not do either.
718
« on: December 19, 2015, 03:41:30 PM »
Damn, I know hookahs are bad for health but it's nicer than cigarettes.
Plus unless you've got your own at home, it's not a regular occurence either.
Hookah is worse for you than cigarettes.
719
« on: December 19, 2015, 01:34:13 AM »
She wants to go out on Tuesday now.
Halp
Alright.
Next time just go.
But outside is gross and I'm not fun at parties. Unless they are in a girls pants.
Oh I got it. What if I invite her to go out partying, then when I get her I take her back to my place and bang her!
720
« on: December 19, 2015, 01:31:06 AM »
She wants to go out on Tuesday now.
Halp
Alright.
Next time just go.
But outside is gross and I'm not fun at parties. Unless they are in a girls pants.
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