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1891
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:37:42 PM »
Write her a creative story in creative writing class, preferably erotica between you two.
I will call it 50 shades of Kati
Kati is her name.
Or maybe 50 shades of Pimp Spunk Juice Box.
So many options...
1892
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:37:17 PM »
If you don't know how to ask a girl out, don't ask her out.
I know how to ask women out. I was just looking for funny responses as to how I should, see how I posted this in The Flood and not Serious?
Never ask The Flood for advice.
Also, try Xbox.com
Refer to my first response again, since it seems you didn't read it. Original.
1893
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:33:06 PM »
If you don't know how to ask a girl out, don't ask her out.
I know how to ask women out. I was just looking for funny responses as to how I should, see how I posted this in The Flood and not Serious?
1894
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:29:24 PM »
Write her a creative story in creative writing class, preferably erotica between you two.
I will call it 50 shades of Kati Kati is her name.
1895
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:28:26 PM »
Toast/Envelope but put Jelly on dat Toast
Genuis wil atempt tomorow.
1896
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:24:40 PM »
I went to one of my 3 classes today, so I have that going for me, which is nice
1897
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:23:35 PM »
But she's a sophomore, where I am a senior.
She's very pretty and she likes a lot of the same stuff. I know her because we both are in Creative Writing together, but it's really the only time I see her.
How do I ask her out and to where? And toast/envelope has been tried but she didn't get it.
1898
« on: February 25, 2015, 01:50:24 AM »
One day my father and I went to the city
He told me the buildings were as high as heaven
And I believed him
One day we went to a small cafe by the tallest building
My father told me they had the best ice cream in the world
And I believed him
One day my father took me to the circus
I worried about the animals performing but he told me that they were happy
And I believed him
One day my father looked at me before my first day of middle school
He told me I could do anything I set my mind to
And I believed him
One day my father got me ready for my first date
He told me that the woman was always right
And I believed him
One day my father got upset with me
He told me I was an idiot
And I believed him
One day my father apologized to me
He told me he lied about me being an idiot
And I believed him
One day my father came to my wedding
He told me that he is proud of me
But I didn’t believe him
One day my father met my child
He told me I raised an amazing person
But I didn’t believe him
One day my father called me
He told me something happened to him
And I believed him
One day my father went to the hospital
But he smiled and told me he was alright
And I believed him
One day my father said his last words to me
He told me I was his greatest achievement and that he loves me
And as the light left his eyes, I believed him
1899
« on: February 25, 2015, 01:46:06 AM »
Is shitshoes one word?
1900
« on: February 25, 2015, 01:40:35 AM »
Se7sins.
I think that's it really.
1901
« on: February 24, 2015, 10:44:01 PM »
1902
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:28:48 AM »
I am currently half way through MM on 3DS but after I complete it I don't know what to play next.
So far I have 100% on OoT, gotten all stages and characters on smash, and Completed Pkmn Y and Alpha Sapphire. What do I play next? I have a 40$ budget.
1903
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:29:13 PM »
22.4
1904
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:07:21 PM »
Even my shoes are laughing at you XD
Yeah nobody's going to like you because you join in on an old joke. Especially with the autistic "XD".
Lel mad cuz rekt.
Eww you're doing it wrong
Lel weebs untied.
1905
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:03:12 PM »
Even my shoes are laughing at you XD
Yeah nobody's going to like you because you join in on an old joke. Especially with the autistic "XD".
Lel mad cuz rekt.
Eww you're doing it wrong Shitshoes.
Lel >Calls a joke old >Participates in it What a weeb XD
1906
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:00:22 PM »
Even my shoes are laughing at you XD
Yeah nobody's going to like you because you join in on an old joke. Especially with the autistic "XD".
Lel mad cuz rekt.
1907
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:57:30 PM »
Even my shoes are laughing at you XD
1908
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:21:00 AM »
If you don't find eyes like that hot AF you got something messed up wit u (and like all other hot rules, no fat chicks don't count).
Good eyes turn a girl from an 8 or 9 to a 10. Fact
I might be drunk right now.
I love you guys, except the fat ones.
1909
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:10:57 AM »
Mine
I would just be doing what I do every night.
1910
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:10:26 AM »
It's just his genes though
His genes are as bad as my shoes.
1911
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:09:02 AM »
  Just if you guys ever think you are the worst community on the internet, remember this is a thing.
1912
« on: February 21, 2015, 02:06:06 AM »
>taking a forum seriously enough to develop that kind of relationship
I guess the closest thing I could think of is lemon and his obsession with me. But it's more him being 2srs and me laughing at him.
1913
« on: February 20, 2015, 12:06:05 PM »
Ten years ago I had my first homosexual experience.
At the age of 7?
Okay
"Internet iz srs"
-Lemon
With half the shit that you say it's difficult to tell.
Stay mad Mr 2 Stripe.
Mad cuz rekt Stay srs.
1914
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:41:53 AM »
Ten years ago I had my first homosexual experience.
To the day?
Yes
I thought you would have remembered.
How do you like to celebrate the anniversary?
Butt stuff?
1915
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:36:11 AM »
Ten years ago I had my first homosexual experience.
At the age of 7?
Okay
"Internet iz srs" -Lemon
1916
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:35:10 AM »
Ten years ago I had my first homosexual experience.
To the day?
Yes I thought you would have remembered.
1917
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:50:37 AM »
1918
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:47:00 AM »
My sister has a large following in Australia for her Cosplay but I am not really into it myself.
1919
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:45:42 AM »
Ten years ago I had my first homosexual experience.
1920
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:44:15 AM »
When I went to school in Australia there were these random older kids that just bullied me for no reason, never knew who they were or why they did it, they just always tried to hurt me in any way they could. Worst part is that I was never able to report it to anyone either.
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