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The Flood / I'm drinking in the middle of a school day
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:21:07 PM »
Drinking
Mikes Hard

Pick one

So I eat mikes hard? I'm confused.
I tried eating it...

It did not go well...

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The Flood / I'm drinking in the middle of a school day
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:19:49 PM »


I'm totally cool and not a pansy or tool at all, rite?

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The Flood / Re: I got stalked by some man.
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:17:43 PM »
Sorry I scared you off :(

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The Flood / Re: The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale Thread
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:10:14 PM »

This reminds me that I lost interest in this show somewhere during season 2.
I am too lazy to make my own spoiler since I am on mobile so this is your warning if you don't want even minor spoilers.

Season one is the only set up season you really need to watch. Season 2 you can just read a summery and watch maybe like the last 2 or 3 episodes. It gets boring again until the gov shows up, he is a fun villain. Nothing happens after the gov in season 4, all you need to know is that they look for a place called terminus after getting split up, some kids get rekt, and they eventually get to terminus. Then season 5 happens and it is an awesome season, shit happens in every episode.

Seasons go like this is order or how good they are if you want to know what you should actually watch. This is best to worst

Season 5
Season 3/4 gov arc
Season 1
Rest of season 3
Rest of season 4
Season 2

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The Flood / Re: The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale Thread
« on: March 30, 2015, 09:54:32 AM »
If Glenn and Daryl die I'll fucking storm the writers house and burn it to the ground. I swear to god.

Let Judith die, let Carl and Rick and fucking everyone die. I don't care. I'd be okay with a show revolving around Daryl and Glenn.

They all had some pretty fucking close calls in the episode.

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The Flood / Re: The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale Thread
« on: March 30, 2015, 03:29:30 AM »
 Season 5 was totally one of the best if not the best season in the show.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:44:32 PM »










You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege [emoji14].
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.

Looks like you...

GOT THE D

YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
Ok

Oops
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but we all know you're too pussy to anyway.
Nah I tried, the drugs just didn't kill me silly.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:43:43 PM »










You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.

Looks like you...

GOT THE D

YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
Ok

Oops

You're not supposed to quote him.

No stop guys
You're right, everybody agree to stop quoting?

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:40:58 PM »









You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.

Looks like you...

GOT THE D

YEAHHHHHHHHH
*starts spinning my dick in circles like a helicopter* look at it go! MOM GET THE CAMERA!
Stop fucking quoting me, holy shit.
Ok

Oops

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:36:52 PM »







You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.
its so good to be here. I'd like to think my mom for always believing in me and id like to thank God for finally granting me this beautiful dick I've prayed so long for. I'd also like to thank you guys for helping me believe in myself.

Looks like you...

GOT THE D

YEAHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:30:11 PM »






You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.

Even if she was I wouldn't see the problem with my statement.
If? No, he objectively a dude. And I was just saying, if you like cock, cool.
Just seems like you were trying to use my sexuality as an insult. I for one love penis. Even the small ones like yours.
dun worry flamy, I have an 11 inch BBC. Pepper ur anus
I will dress up in that waitress costume that you love.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:28:25 PM »





You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.
i wish. I'm as much a man as your mom.
nexus has two dads.
thats adorable! And whoa I have a dick!
Welcome to our great land of white male privilege :p.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:26:05 PM »




You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.

Even if she was I wouldn't see the problem with my statement.
If? No, he objectively a dude. And I was just saying, if you like cock, cool.
Just seems like you were trying to use my sexuality as an insult. I for one love penis. Even the small ones like yours.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:23:36 PM »



You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?
Raw Sugar is a man.

Even if she was I wouldn't see the problem with my statement.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:21:56 PM »


You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>
can we meet up?

Why not after our next sex party?

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The Flood / Re: Arr ya ready kids for the finale
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:18:39 PM »

Fuck I stopped watching that show after Beth died. I just haven't gotten around to watching the rest of the episodes.

Maggie's reaction put me out for a good week.

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The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:16:44 PM »
You should also try meth, it gives a much better high, trust me, I'm your friend >.>

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Gaming / Re: Borderlands Handsome Collection
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:13:46 PM »
With DLC it is much cheaper to buy the handsome collection. I say that it is a great deal to even buy it at the 60$ price tag.

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The Flood / Re: Arr ya ready kids for the finale
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:46:01 PM »
I like how something actually happened in the last 3 episodes

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The Flood / Re: How many of you think I'm an idiot
« on: March 29, 2015, 06:23:30 AM »
What's not to understand?

How is anyone smart in that way? Seriously, what the fuck are you going on about? Meta cognition is smart because he talks about serious things, and has knowledge, so what about you, Whiteflame? What have you ever done that's seen as smart?

Most of the users on this site don't display signs of intelligence, so what gives you the right to attack just one user, and not all of them?

Why are you getting so butthurt over a parody thread? Lel.

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The Flood / Someone's exes made a facebook page for them
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:41:23 AM »


I've been waiting months to make this joke.

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The Flood / How many of you think I'm an idiot
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:38:56 AM »
Because if you do I must inform you that you are wrong. I am just smart in secret ways that you guys don't understand!

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The Flood / Re: can someone please explain to me what blacks do
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:31:37 AM »
We should just kill every person who is against sloths, along with the Jews.

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Gaming / Re: Just finished my first Borderlands game
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:16:11 AM »
I've only played the second game and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I love love love my guilty gun. It's too funny. I feel kinda bad for handsome jack aswell. I still have to play the other two games.

He has great character development in TPS.

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The Flood / FMA is the only anime I ever watched
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:14:47 AM »
And this is the reason I stopped watching any anime after it...




That is all.

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Gaming / Re: Anybody got the Handsome Collection?
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:12:29 AM »
I would have bought it if it had borderlands 1 and it's dlc but no
Handsome Jack isn't in Borderlands 1 though
master chief isn't in ODST

but 3fail3 just threw that in because they suck

Both games have screen tearing and frame rate issues. Time for some compensation gaybox.

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Gaming / Re: Why do normal people play with flaming heads?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:50:22 PM »
Umm no, not even close, you got every detail wrong.


REGARDLESS the flames were kinda handed out.



Blue flames were given out by Bungie as a sort of parting gift in 2011.

I doubt this is really important enough for me to go to such lengths........but oh well too late.
Kinda is not handing out. You had no detail right.

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Gaming / Re: Why do normal people play with flaming heads?
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:29:06 PM »

Shut up Class
Spoiler
blue flames were a preorder bonus for Halo: Reach, but I think eventually they were given to everyone by 343. Or.....was it the orange flames? REGARDLESS the flames were kinda handed out.

I really hope you're joking because none of that is right.

Blue flames were given out by Bungie as a sort of parting gift in 2011.
Orange flames came with the legendary edition of Reach. Only preorder bonus I can remember was Recon armor and a chest piece.

I DID mention that I was unsure which color flames came with the game itself. Pre-order, Legendary Edition, almost the same thing.

Umm no, not even close, you got every detail wrong.

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Gaming / Re: Why do normal people play with flaming heads?
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:27:59 PM »


Shut up Class
Spoiler
blue flames were a preorder bonus for Halo: Reach, but I think eventually they were given to everyone by 343. Or.....was it the orange flames? REGARDLESS the flames were kinda handed out.

I really hope you're joking because none of that is right.

Blue flames were given out by Bungie as a sort of parting gift in 2011.
Orange flames came with the legendary edition of Reach. Only preorder bonus I can remember was Recon armor and a chest piece.
its white flame! O: I haven't seen you in forever.
What have you been up to?! Glad you joined the Sep7agon master race :p.

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The Flood / Re: Kids Choice Awards is a joke.
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:21:34 PM »



Aren't you an adult?

You have no idea who I am do you?
no I really don't. It threw me off that you admired you didn't know either.
he's 12 or 13 years old


I didn't know you were here raw sugar
i don't think I can accept that...
He's just a baby!

Yeah I'm here till bungie.net begs me to come back.

What am I doing with my life?

Ayyyyy my homie, long time no see.

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