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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:16:23 AM »


She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:12:50 AM »

Dick in a box or you're a fucking beta faggot pussy

That's more of a festive thing. I will give it to her on Easter.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:06:09 AM »



just ask her you autistic fuck.
Thanks. That helps a lot.
no seriously, the straightforward method works really well, it's how I asked my prom date out wayyyyyyyy back in the world of the 90's.
I could ask her straight forward, and as a last resort I would but she wants something romantic and kind of over the top.
you're over thinking it, a 'romantic' and over the top method generally puts too much pressure on the woman to say yes, you'd like your answer to be genuine correct? then keep it straight and to the point, save the romantic stuff for when you're actually dating if you go that far.
I already know I'm getting a yes. She has made it pretty clear to me. So why not cater to what she wants. She is asking me to go over the top.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:04:00 AM »

Give suggestions of cute ways to ask the girl. It's clear enough that people before you figured it out.

Oh, haha.

I meant to say:

Why the fuck should we care?

I don't know, you tell me. If you don't care don't participate in the thread instead of being a dick.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:03:19 AM »



just ask her you autistic fuck.
Thanks. That helps a lot.

What the fuck are we supposed to do?
Give suggestions of cute ways to ask the girl. It's clear enough that people before you figured it out.
The fact that you're even asking her out is enough for her to say yes.
Sure

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:02:38 AM »


just ask her you autistic fuck.
Thanks. That helps a lot.
no seriously, the straightforward method works really well, it's how I asked my prom date out wayyyyyyyy back in the world of the 90's.
I could ask her straight forward, and as a last resort I would but she wants something romantic and kind of over the top.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:00:44 AM »


just ask her you autistic fuck.
Thanks. That helps a lot.

What the fuck are we supposed to do?
Give suggestions of cute ways to ask the girl. It's clear enough that people before you figured it out.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:59:12 AM »

just ask her you autistic fuck.
Thanks. That helps a lot.

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The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:57:59 AM »


Maybe if you suck the priest's dick hard enough he'll buy you some decent shoes

Maybe if you keep fucking those infants you will finally get arrested.
you keep using this but nobody is laughing. it's about as funny as elegiac.

Sure

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:47:44 AM »

Quote
stop being a bitch and ask her

punch her if she says no
I'm going to be asking her tomorrow no matter what, I would just like to do it in a romantic way.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:40:39 AM »

She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:16:58 AM »

Buy her some shoes
Just like how you buy children to rape.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:16:32 AM »

Leave a rose waiting for her in each of her classrooms on her desk, with a little note or chocolate

Then sneak into her room and put rose petals in the shape of a heart and in the middle write prom(with rose pedals duh)

She will get very happy, my friend did this the girl was wet afaf.
It's a good idea but It would be difficult to find out where she lives and get everything ready before the end of the day.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:12:14 AM »



Say it over the intercom during morning announcements
We only do announcements on Wednesdays.
Fly one of those airplanes that write things in the sky and write "Will you go to prom with me?"
Nah, seems a tiny bit over the top

And expensive.
Then you must not want this girl then you fag

That's like saying that because a scientist has not changed the whole world they are not a scientist.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:10:34 AM »

toast/envelope yadda yadda orbital ion cannons blah blah
You tried and that's what matters.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:10:03 AM »


Say it over the intercom during morning announcements
We only do announcements on Wednesdays.
Fly one of those airplanes that write things in the sky and write "Will you go to prom with me?"
Nah, seems a tiny bit over the top

And expensive.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:06:00 AM »

Say it over the intercom during morning announcements
We only do announcements on Wednesdays.

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The Flood / Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:03:19 AM »
Update: so what I decided to do is, before heading to school I went down, got a rose for her, then got her white girl drink (chai latte) from Starbucks, then I wrote a cheesy note saying "Being around you warms my heart more chan a chai latte ever could. Prom?". She was late so I had time to get all of it set up and ready. She came in just as my study hall teacher decided to talk to me. I was extremely nervous as she sat down and started reading, then I looked over after the teacher left and she had a huge smile on her face and said yes. 20 random people I don't know have now friended me on facebook.

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The Flood / Re: Funny pictures thread.
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:40:10 AM »

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The Flood / Re: My head hurts
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:38:53 AM »
It took 3 hours of laying in bed but I eventually feel asleep. I feel better now.

>People still using a year old joke

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The Flood / My head hurts
« on: April 02, 2015, 06:48:42 PM »
Took some meds but they didn't help
The pain is stopping me from falling asleep
Help. Plz.

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The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 02, 2015, 06:45:15 PM »

Maybe if you suck the priest's dick hard enough he'll buy you some decent shoes

Maybe if you keep fucking those infants you will finally get arrested.

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The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:33:42 PM »

Do you all sit in a circle and take about jesus or is it a gaint rainbow party.

No idea haven't attended one yet. Next one is Monday.

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The Flood / Re: cyclists shouldn't be allowed on the fucking roads
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:40:58 PM »


So where the fuck do they ride their bike?
The fucking sidewalk TO THEIR RIGHT
you can get fined for this in Toronto. There are bike lanes on the road for a reason. Stop being a nigger.
Stop being poor and afford a car
Stop being a fatass and ride a bike.

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The Flood / Re: cyclists shouldn't be allowed on the fucking roads
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:26:59 PM »

Op is constantly PMSing.
I would like this but I'm on mobile *like*

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The Flood / Re: Should I go for this girl?
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:22:17 PM »
Update time: she asked me for my number. We are now talking over the phone, she's now talking about her being available for prom. 

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