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The Flood / Re: What are your plans this Saturday?
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:48:24 PM »
Helping decorate a church for Easter.

1532
The Flood / Re: Fucking hell, I just bought the best lighter ever
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:47:43 PM »
Never got why my friends get 50 different lighters, and why they need to be fancy.

1533
The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:46:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:45:57 PM »


Well that was a quick turnaround.
Serious and the Flood are not the same.
What does that even mean...
Only time I ever have ever even shown my true colors has been in serious, you silly little slut.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:45:24 PM »

yes, that someone was too responsible and intelligent for "pootang"

What a fucking nerd.

1536
The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:43:09 PM »

lol virgin
Honey the only virgin thing about me is my anus.
Want to change that?

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:42:34 PM »

>prom

LOL
Someone didn't get any pootang in highschool.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:41:56 PM »

Well that was a quick turnaround.
Serious and the Flood are not the same.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:41:28 PM »

lolhighschool

Lolactinglikeitssomethintthatprettymucheveryonewi llgothroughandasifihaveachoiceinwhatformofeducati oniamcurrentlytaking

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:39:47 PM »

you went from being depressed to becoming a prick impressively quick.

>Acting like this is the serious board

You silly.

1541
The Flood / Just a reminder
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:21:30 PM »
I got a prom date.

That is all loner fgts.

1542
The Flood / Re: Why do you think people choose to be a christian?
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:03:07 AM »
I've only some ideas, but they all imply that the person is pathetic.

Wat.

1543
The Flood / Re: 100% true
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:38:12 AM »
Shit bro my privilege just got checked. Well time to go discriminate against some more Jews and blacks.

1544
The Flood / Re: Goku is a boring character with no development
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:17:30 PM »
Pls give me a logical argument as to why Goku could beat Supes. For the life of me I just can't grasp it.

Old school campy bullshit supes? Sure. Modern  varieties? Fat chance if you ask me.

I know this isn't exactly on topic, sorry.

God Goku is no match for Superman Prime.

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The Flood / Re: Man Up
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:03:20 PM »
You do realize that you like the song because it fills in a hole in you, right? It's exploiting a weakness in you i.e.
I like the song because it is the best song ever written, you will not understand until you experience it for yourself. It is only 100$ on Broadway right now.

1546
The Flood / Man Up
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:56:25 PM »
"What did Jesus do when they sentenced him to die?
Did he try to run away? Did he just break down and cry?
No, Jesus dug down deep, knowing what he had to do
When faced with his own death, Jesus knew that he had to

Man up, he had to man up
So he crawled up on that cross, and he stuck it out
And he manned up, Christ, he manned up
And taught us all what real manning up is about

And now it's up to me, and it's time to man up
Jesus had his time to, now it's mine to man up
I'm taking the reins, I'm crossing the bear
And just like Jesus, I'm growing a pair
I've gotta stand up, can't just clam up, it's to man up

'Cause there's a time in your life
When you know you've got to man up
Don't let it pass you by there's just one time to man up
Watch me man up like nobody else
I'm gonna man up all over myself
I've got to get ready, it's time to, time to

What did Jesus do when they put nails through his hands?
Did he scream like a girl, or did he take it like a man?
When someone had to die to save us from our sins
Jesus said, "I'll do it" and he took it on the chin

He manned up, and manned up
He took a bullet for me and you
That's man up, real man up
And now it's my time to do it too

Time to be a hero and slay the monster
Time to battle darkness, you're not my Father
I wanna time to, just watch me go
Time to stand up and steal the show
Time to, mine to, time to, time to, time to

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
A place of hope and joy
Man up
And if we want to go there
We just have to follow that white boy

Time to

Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen?
(Ka-lay-ka Siti)
Did you get my text?

More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me? (Ka-lay-ka Siti, we got your text)
I'm sure you don't think I'm a flake
(Man up)

Because you've clearly made a mistake
(Turn it off)
I'm going where you need me most, Orlando
(Orlando)

We will listen to the fat white guy

My time to, time to
Now it's my time to, time to
(But Hasa Diga Eebowai)
No time to, not time to

Now it's time to, time to
(Huh)
I'm in the lead for the very first time
(Time to)

I'm going where the sun always shines
(Shines to)
I've got to stand up, get my flippin' can up
It's time to, time to man up

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Hay ya ya)
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Hay ya ya)
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Turn it off)

Orlando, Orlando
I'm coming

Sal Tlay Ka Siti
(Hay ya ya)
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

It is time to

I have maggots in my scrotum".

Best song ever written, and if you have not seen it be preformed live you have a hole in your life.

1547
The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:43:18 PM »
I have high blood pressure, too.

I'm a surprisingly angry person in real life.

Never would have guessed.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:42:53 PM »
I told you to wear protection,

1549
The Flood / Re: I found Mr. P
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:42:03 PM »
404 funny not found

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:41:04 PM »
You have Ebola

Ebola olives more like.

High five? High five. 

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The Flood / Re: Everybody in NY is an uptight prick
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:34:18 PM »
I love New York, it's so nice and the people there are awesome.

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The Flood / Re: youre gay if you wouldnt fuck lady penelope
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:09:38 PM »

Ewwwwwww is this from a robot chicken episode?
It's from a pretty shitty old show/movie called thunderbirds.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:02:15 PM »
Updated.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 09:51:21 AM »
She said yes. Will go in to further detail of how it happened when I don't have class.

1555
The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:04:46 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:31:14 AM »


Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.
Or you could go cry about it elsewhere. If you want me to take your opinion seriously then you should probably not act like a 10 year old.

>Implying that this is how I acted when I was 10.

Good one man. Again.... I threw in what I can see happening. If it does happen and she rejects you.... Ouch.
Thanks, again, for giving your opinion that I totally asked for. Have fun being autistic. Imma just let you talk to yourself now.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:30:01 AM »

write it on your butt, take a mirror selfie of it and send it to her, and I dunno, shit.... clench a rose in your butt as well
I'm gonna assk her to prom.
8)

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:26:03 AM »

Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.
Or you could go cry about it elsewhere. If you want me to take your opinion seriously then you should probably not act like a 10 year old.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:22:39 AM »



She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.
I cant tell whos more stupid in this thread

you or him.

Dude I'm just trying to stay on topic and trying to get real responses, I don't think it's really fair to call me an idiot for that. I can only assume that you are saying I'm an idiot for that reason because you said in this thread specifically, instead of in general.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:20:27 AM »



She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.
Glad you keep giving these opinions, and I'm glad that you are expressing how offended you are because I don't give a shit about a random person on the internets opinion.

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